Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Over there a tree stump at Wuwangpo.

"Come on, come on, I'll go first, three!"

Jiayu fell silent as she looked at the ghosts playing Landlord with her, each holding a poker card in their hands.

No, are you ghosts so bored now? You have nothing to do, so you caught me and my daughter and brought them here just to let me play Landlord with you. Are you bored or what? !

but……

Looking at the pile of exclusive items in his hands, he fell into silence.

No, what's going on? They're basically all big brands...

The only small ones are sold individually, but the big ones are basically sold in groups of three...

Jiayu was silent for a while, then took apart her three Js and threw them up.

"Right J?"

After Jiayu threw the card up, the ghosts next to him looked at the cards in their hands.

Well, although there are big cards, they are all single numbers, not even numbers...

"Pass!"

The ghost next to Jiayu who was supposed to play a card said directly, and after that he would look at the guy next to him who was going to play a card next time.

As a result, the ghost shook his head and looked at the other one.

As a result, the ghost also shook his head.

Good words: ………………

Wow, I don’t know who was so smart in shuffling the cards, but I guess I have all the big cards here in pairs.

And if you look carefully, you will see that you have four A's and 2's, and two kings as well.

This is simply a perfect start!

Jiayu was silent for a while, ready to go solo.

"Three A's and a 6"

Jiayu immediately played a three-with-one card. The ghosts looked at the cards in their hands and fell silent.

"Um...are you going to play a card or not?"

Seeing that these ghosts didn't say anything, Jiayu asked kindly.

"Well, go ahead, I'll just have three sixes..."

One of the ghosts said this, and then Jiayu played a triple K with a 10.

"Zhao! Over, over, over, over... I don't believe it if it's really weird. You have three with one, right?!"

But when Jiayu played three Qs and a J, all three ghosts fell silent.

"It seems that the first card you played was a pair of Js, right?" asked one of the ghosts after a moment of silence.

"Ah, yes, the first number I typed out was a J..." Jiayu did not hide anything and told the truth directly. Anyway, this was the fact and there was nothing wrong with saying it out loud, right?

"Meow, are you going to give us a break?!" The ghost next to Jiayu was very angry.

"I'm telling you, don't think I have no way to check you! Look at my bomb!"

The ghost simply took out four 7s and slammed them on the table.

"Damn it, I don't believe you have a bigger bomb than this bomb!"

Jiayu silently placed the last six cards in her hand on the wooden stakes.

The other three ghosts were still a little confused about what was going on, but when they saw the card...

“Fuck…what kind of luck is this for you, kid?!” The ghost who looked like the boss said after taking a deep breath.

"Um...Brother, it seems like we are the ghosts..."

The younger brother next to him weakly reminded that this seemed to be the boss's ghost.

"Get out of here! We've lost this round..."

As the boss ghost spoke, he took out a handful of paper money from his pocket.

"Fortunately, my descendants are still burning paper money for me..."

After counting through the pile of money for a while, the ghost took out three pieces of paper money with a face value of 10 million Mora and put them in Jiayu's hand.

"Hey, this is the money we three lost to you. Play another round with us!"

"Boss, we also lost. How can we let you pay for this money alone? This is not possible..." But the younger brother next to the boss's ghost also took out a stack of Mora banknotes from his pocket, found a banknote of 10 million Mora, and put it in Jiayu's hand.

"That's right, we are good brothers. How can we let you, the boss, spend the money?" The last ghost said the same thing. He took out a bunch of banknotes from his pocket, and then found a 10 million Mora note and put it in Jiayu's hand.

Jiayu received the Mora paper money from the three ghosts and looked at it carefully.

Huh?! Why does this thing feel so much like something made by Wangshengtang?!

Moreover, one of them seemed to be the paper money he had just made and sold some time ago, mainly because of the kitten pattern on the edge of the banknote.

He added that thing in when he was bored some time ago.

Logically speaking, this thing should have been burned, why is it still...

Oh, yes, it is sent directly to the dead, so when the paper money is burned, it is automatically sent to the hands of the dead.

That’s not right…

Logically speaking, aren't ghosts like these that burn paper money already in the afterlife? The fact that these three were able to take out paper money from their bodies doesn't prove that they are ghosts that have people offering them paper money?

Logically speaking, these ghosts have already passed away.

Why are you here looking for someone to play Landlord with?

Although Jiayu had a lot of questions in his mind, the three ghosts here still wanted him to play cards.

Although Jiayu could directly kill these three ghosts and send them to physical death, it is still quite interesting to play Landlord with ghosts.

Jiayu was also smiling over there, and then watched the three ghosts shuffling cards.

After the cards were shuffled, the ghosts placed the cards on the wooden stakes one by one, and then looked at Jiayu.

Just as Jiayu was about to reach out to touch the cards, she was stopped by the ghost next to her.

"Wait a minute, brother. I want this card. Can you bear the pain and give it up?"

Because the ghost next to her was sincere, Jiayu agreed to this matter directly.

Finally he picked up the deck of cards next to him.

Then open it...

"Oh my god... who was so smart to shuffle the cards? Are they all completely stuck together?"

Jiayu fell into silence as she looked at the two kings in her hands and a plane that could be used to fly away.

What should we do in this situation?

You can't lose on purpose again, right?

I really don't know how the card shuffler shuffled the cards. How come it seemed like he specially shuffled a royal bomb for him and then let him move with a plane?

"Right! Let's see how you can handle this time!"

The ghost who opened the game also threw a pair of two and looked at Jiayu smugly.

Jiayu looked at the two-on-one, then looked at the two kings in her hands...

"Tsk..."

Seeing Jiayu's silence, the three ghosts became complacent.

The last round was just an accident, we will definitely beat you in this round! x3

"King bomb?"

After a moment's silence, Jiayu drew out two kings and threw them on the table.

"Uh... pass!" x3

The three ghosts chose to pass the card in unison.

"Plane, okay, we're out of cards..."

Then Jiayu drove the plane directly up.

Looking at the plane and then at the clown on the two kings, the three ghosts fell into silence.

The clowns are actually themselves!!!