Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Chapter 201: Why did Inazuma have to tear Xinhai's shoulders first?

"It seems to be the case..."

Jiaming felt a little embarrassed when he saw Bubble Orange smashing the stone directly.

"I don't think I considered the possibility that the temperature here is too low and will freeze the fruits... Sorry, I originally wanted to bring you here to try the special smoothies."

Jiaming looked a little disappointed as he spoke.

Xiao felt helpless when he saw Jiaming's lost look.

Forget it, he’s my boyfriend, I should pamper him myself.

"Ugh……"

Xiao took the bubble orange from Jiaming's hand with a little helplessness, and the green wind-attributed divine eye on his waist lit up slightly.

As the wind gradually ground the bubble orange that was frozen harder than stone, a portion of orange smoothie appeared in Xiao's hand.

"Hey, this isn't the kind of snow topped with juice you think it is. This is made by grinding up the bubble chrysanthemum. It's a very pure smoothie. You... huh?!"

As soon as Xiao finished explaining, the impatient Jiaming had already held Xiao's hand, used it as a bowl, and started eating the smoothie.

"It's so cold... My head hurts a little..."

Jiaming was talking there while eating a smoothie.

He ate up the smoothie on the little hand in just a few bites, and licked Xiao's hand a few times to clean up the remaining ice debris on it.

"It tastes pretty good, Xiao. Next, give me the whole sunset fruit flavor..."

After eating the bubble orange smoothie in Xiao's hand, Jiaming took out a frozen sunset fruit from his backpack that was as hard as the bubble orange.

"Row……"

Xiao nodded and then repeated his previous actions, but this time, when grinding the sunset fruit, he intentionally left the part in the middle that was not right.

Jiaming ate everything up again, but this time his head was too cold from eating too much smoothie and it hurt a little.

"Well……"

Jiaming was holding his head and feeling a little uncomfortable.

"Forget it, why are you in such a hurry to eat? Eating too much cold food will give you a headache... It's the same as eating snow. Eating too much snow will also give you a headache..."

Xiao looked at Jiaming's painful expression, forcefully opened his tightly closed mouth, looked at the smoothie in his mouth that he had not yet swallowed, and rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"You are so stubborn... You should spit out your smoothie now..."

Before Xiao could finish his words, Jiaming attacked him directly.

elf:? ? ?

What's going on? I was...

This won't do! Normally I'm the top!

Xiao narrowed his eyes and turned from defense to offense.

……

Here is Inazuma...

"Mother Zaoyou..."

Xing and Qiong were standing on the Guan Gong boat, waving at a raccoon cat doll that was standing quietly on a pile of boxes at Inazuma Port.

The raccoon cat doll turned into Zaoyou after turning over.

"Yawn... I think I heard the voices of those two kids from Xingqiong..."

Zaoyou woke up, looked at the two little yellow-haired kids on the boat who were waving at her, yawned, and climbed down from the box.

"Yawn...you guys came too early. I haven't gotten enough sleep yet..."

Zaoyou rubbed her eyes and said impatiently.

"Uh...is this time considered early?"

Sora looked up and saw the sun was at noon.

Well, because it’s noon and the sun is at its hottest, it’s quite hot here in Inazuma.

"Yeah, it's really early. When I was in Liyue, I usually slept from 11pm to 3pm."

Zaoyou nodded as if it was a matter of fact and then said.

Wake up at three in the afternoon?

Is this really a normal person’s routine?

Sora looked at the girl who was wearing ordinary casual clothes.

You wouldn't expect such a sleepy-looking girl to have spent most of the day sleeping.

Is this the reincarnation of the god of sleep?

"Um... Miss Zaoyou, we would like to learn from Baalzebub, the god of thunder. Is there any way to see the god?"

Since this was his first time in Inazuma, Kong thought it would be better to ask the locals about the gods here.

"Ah, I don't know this... uh... you should be the uncle of these two little guys who slept for a long time, right? I envy you so much, you slept for more than 500 years... but you seem to have not grown taller even though you slept for such a long time?"

Zaoyou looked at the not-too-high sky and for the first time questioned his method of increasing height while sleeping.

Sora: Thank you, you know how to talk...

Zaoyou's words directly hurt Kong Ershier's heart.

The first time, I slept for 500 years. Who would want to sleep for 500 years? I had no choice!

The second time, it was natural... I slept for 500 years but didn't grow much taller.

Ugh……

Without saying anything else, Kong felt that he needed to be silent for a while.

"Mother Zaoyou... I, your uncle who has slept for 500 years and hasn't grown much, want to know how to meet your god of thunder Baalzebub. Mother Zaoyou, please tell me..."

Xing, who was standing by, also once again asked the question that his very prestigious uncle had just asked.

"It's easy to see God..."

Zaoyou said indifferently over there.

"A gourmet food festival is held around this time every year, and the judges are the Thunder God siblings, Miss Thunder Movie and Miss Raiden Shin. Oh, and there's also the current chief steward of Narukami Taisha, the bad fox Yaegamiko, and the former chief steward, Kitsune Saigiya, the super bad white-haired fox..."

When he mentioned the two current employees of Narukami Taisha again, he gritted his teeth as if these two people had done something extremely bad.

"Oh, by the way, the garrisoned witch on Haiqi Island, Miss Xinhai from the Coral Palace, will also be here..."

"The Heart Sea of ​​the Coral Palace? The Heart Sea?"

Kong didn't show any reaction when he heard the names of the four people in front of him, but when he heard the name Coral Palace Xinhai, he was stunned.

How do you say this?

When Kong was about to set off to Inazuma's place, Jiayu specifically told him that if he met someone with that kind of heart here, he should tear that person's shoulder.

Although Kong didn't know why Xinhai's shoulder was torn at that time, when he asked this question, Jiayu didn't say anything, but just looked at him meaningfully.

Well, it feels so strange, I don't know what happened...

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