Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"What's wrong with the name Xinhai? The real-life divine priestess stationed on the distant Haiqi Island even controls the key to the tourist attraction Yuanxia Palace."

Zaoyou was very excited when talking about Yuanxia Palace.

"Let me tell you, the Abyssal Palace is the most famous tourist attraction in our Inazuma area. It is not only located in a school of flying fish, but also on a continent in the air. It also has a variety of services such as dragon lizards and flying fish. It is more suitable for the Abyssal Mission to reach an agreement and create a paradise for the hill people."

"Uh... What is the Hilichurls Paradise? Aren't Hilichurls dangerous monsters?"

At this time, Kong also thought of the vicious Hillichurls he encountered by chance in Mondstadt and Liyue.

"Oh, by the way, since this is your first time here at Inazuma, you definitely don't know how magical the Hilichurls' paradise is. Does the Abyss Mission know about it? They can control these Hilichurls through a special language, and we, Inazuma, have reached an agreement with the Abyss Mission. The Abyss Mission can control the Hilichurls in the Abyss Palace through their special language, and will send someone to manage them. In short, we are committed to making the Abyss Palace a perfect tourist attraction, and the income will be split 50-50 between Inazuma and the Abyss Mission."

As Zaoyou spoke, she began to introduce the magical places of the Hillilion Paradise.

"The facilities in the Hilichurl Paradise are all powered by pure Hilichurl power. For example, the Hilichurl Ferris wheel there is powered by sixty Hilichurl Thunder Kings shaking the pull rods, and more than three hundred ordinary Hilichurls pedaling together to provide power. This is a super-large Ferris wheel that spins in mid-air. From it, you can see the artificial sun at Yuanxia Palace."

As Zaoyou spoke, he took out three tickets from his pocket.

"It just so happens that I have tickets to Yuanxia Palace. If you want to go there, you can go and have a look. It's very interesting. With this ticket, not only food and accommodation are included, but there will also be a special tour guide to arrange your itinerary and ensure that you can enjoy all the recreational facilities in Yuanxia Palace."

After Kong received the tickets given by Zaoyou, he also added a trip to Yuanxia Palace with the children to his itinerary.

"Speaking of which, Miss Zaoyou, can I participate in this food competition?"

Kong also asked this question when he and Zaoyou walked out of the dock together.

There is nothing you can do about it, as your cheap brother-in-law brought you words from your own sister.

What did he say that allowed me, as the elder brother, to take these two super gold-eating beasts to travel around the continent of Teyvat and meet the gods of every country?

Well, Zhongli and Venti, the two gods who are both dominated by their wives, make Kong wonder if all the gods in the seven kingdoms of the continent of Teyvat are dominated by their wives?

Well, he didn’t know until later from Jiayu…

The god on Inazuma's side is not a man, nor is he a henpecked husband but a yandere!

As for what a yandere is...

Kong had already understood this when he was reading those yandere novels in Liyue.

Well, it's so scary...

Fortunately, the gods on Inazuma's side are said to be looking for a warrior named Xiao Huohuo.

I heard that it was this guy named Xiao Huohuo who successfully stole the heart of the rumored yandere Lei Shen.

Anyway, if I meet this God of Thunder, I probably won’t be chopped by him.

Well, this Thunder God already has a lover, so it’s impossible for me to be the object of a yandere…

Well, Kong thought so, but later when Lei Dianying smelled the scent of Jiayu on him and Xingqiong, the two little guys, he went crazy and locked him in the dungeon, and whipped him with a whip every day, making him scream every day, he regretted it.

"As for the food contest, you can participate if you want. There's nothing to win from this food contest anyway. As long as you can make food that will interest Miss Thor..."

Zaoyou nodded and said.

"If nothing unexpected happens, this year's winning prize will most likely still be the Thunder General One-Day Experience Card..."

Thunder General Experience Card? What is that?

"Oh, by the way, this is the first time you've heard of this, so it's normal that you don't know..."

When Zaoyou saw Kong's confused look, she remembered that this was Kong's first time coming to Inazuma's place. It was also the first time Kong heard of the Raiden General Experience Card.

"What do you mean by the Raiden General Experience Card? It allows you to experience being a Raiden General for a whole day. You will definitely choose to hang out on the streets on this day. You will not be asked about government affairs. All power will be in your hands. It allows you to truly experience being the Inazuma ruler for a whole day..."

Zaoyou said this after pinching her chin and thinking for a while.

"Speaking of which, it was a senior brother from my sect who got the Thunder General Experience Card last year. That senior brother of mine was also quite lucky. Miss Lei Yingdian quite liked the dumpling milk he made. He said that he experienced almost all the power of the Thunder General. He took his men to eat, drink and have fun on the streets openly. It seemed that the consumption was managed by the Kanjo Bugyo, one of the Three Bugyo..."

As Zaoyou spoke, a hint of longing appeared in her eyes.

"Speaking of which, since the opening of the Yuanxia Palace tourist area, the Kanding Bughang has been able to earn hundreds of millions of Mora every day. It can be said that they are lucrative. My senior brother ate and drank lavishly and experienced all kinds of luxurious things all day, but the total cost was only about 10 million Mora. He also brought us a bunch of gifts, which were all reimbursed directly by the Kanding Bughang. After getting this Thunder General Experience Card, he only needs to eat, drink and have fun, and doesn't have to do anything else..."

Kong swallowed his saliva after listening to Zaoyou's words.

This is a competition, the reward is too good, isn't it?

No wonder so many people from other countries on this ship came to Inazuma today, and everyone carried some special ingredients or kitchen utensils with them. He felt it was strange at that time. Are these people here for the Thunder General Experience Card?

However...this experience card of Thunder General is really exciting.

Kong secretly made up his mind to participate in this food competition.

He didn't do it for the extravagant life that he could live after using the Thunder General Experience Card, he did it to hone his cooking skills! This way, when he travels in the future, he can make food that suits the tastes of the two little money-eating beasts in the wild!

Yes, it is like that!

"Okay then, I'll take you to the registration place first..."

Seeing Kong's high morale, Zaoyou took Kong to the registration site for the food contest and let Kong line up there while she went to a nearby vendor to eat ice cream with the two little ones.