Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"So, husband, what is that method that Aunt Guizhong mentioned that you use to attract customers?"

Hu Tao was walking on the street with Jia Yu in her arms, asking her questions after Gui Zhong had petted her enough.

Jiayu Ragdoll Cat

Jiayu is still in the cat state now, mainly because Hu Tao wants to pet the cat, so Jiayu did not quit the cat state, anyway, he just pampers his wife~

"At that time, I just need to do a backflip..."

Jiayu also directly used her magical power to vibrate Hu Tao's ears, creating a secret sound that could penetrate Hu Tao's ears and transmit the message to Hu Tao.

"Is it all right to just do a backflip over there? Can't ordinary cats do backflips with just a little training?"

Kurumi asked with some confusion.

"Ah... mainly the daughters of wealthy businessmen. Seeing how cute I am and how I can do somersaults, they wanted to interact with me. At that time, Guizhong and the head of the Wangsheng Hall said that if they wanted to interact with me, they had to buy the service first..."

"Then those wealthy ladies would directly order a luxurious Hall of Rebirth service for their families... Anyway, they would pay as much as they could..."

"Anyway, every time I performed to attract business for Wangsheng Hall, the hall would experience a huge increase in income..."

After hearing Jiayu's words, Hu Tao's eyes lit up.

"Can we do it every day..."

Hu Tao was interrupted by Jia Yu before she could finish her words.

"Don't even think about asking me to do a backflip every day. A cute cat that can do a backflip only needs to do it once a year. Doing it once a year can give the audience enough freshness."

Jiayu said it was her own marketing strategy.

"Anyway, it usually takes a few years for me to come and help with the performances to increase my income..."

"By the way, husband, you said that as long as you buy the services of Wangshengtang, you can interact with them. How many daughters of wealthy businessmen have you interacted with?"

At this moment, Hu Tao suddenly grasped the key point of their conversation just now.

Good words: ………………

Why are you holding me so tightly? It's a bit hard for me to handle it like this...

"I'm not sure... This kind of thing has only started in the past few hundred years, so it should be less than ten thousand years, right?"

Jiayu was a little uncertain, and even her tone softened.

Well, even he himself couldn't remember how many daughters of wealthy businessmen he had entertained by purchasing the services of Wangsheng Hall.

Ugh……

I guess I have to add another zero...

"Tsk... To be honest, I feel like you're a little dirty..."

Walnut's tone became hopeless.

Damn it, my husband has interacted with so many women...

Although some of them have already been buried, and some have been covered with grass for who knows how many generations, Hu Tao still feels that her husband is dirty and cannot be kept anymore.

"Emm... this... I'm not dirty... I was just teased by those rich ladies in cat form..."

Jiayu's tone also became a little uncertain.

How should I put it? He had entertained some interesting people when he last opened.

For example, Yingmei, Keqing, Ningguang, Qiliangliang who is also a cat demon, and a girl named Qianzhi...

Well, these people are all very familiar~

Especially a very powerful woman, who even Zhongli was afraid of. When she was jumping around in Liyue, Zhongli ignored Guizhong and would rather follow her even if Guizhong kept him in the room for a month.

Later, Jiayu also learned that the woman's name was Alice...

Well, it seems that it is indeed very reasonable for Zhongli to follow this woman.

After all, this woman's combat record is terrifying.

The Wind Dragon ruins were blown up into Wind Dragon Ruins by her. At that time, there was a woman named Alice.

When the woman saw Jiayu, she immediately recognized that Jiayu was also an alien. She also wanted to tie Jiayu to a special rocket to see if she could use her special rocket to let Jiayu fly out of the continent of Teyvat.

After all, for the Adventers to travel through different worlds, isn’t that something that can be done easily with just hands?

Well, Jiayu also burst out all her strength and fought with Alice on the sea.

The result was obvious. His ability to isolate the elemental power of heaven and earth was too buggy and Alice was knocked unconscious by him.

But... Alice threw a smoke bomb at Jiayu before she was about to faint, and Jiayu lost consciousness directly because of the smoke bomb.

When Jiayu woke up, Guizhong told him that Alice had left and went to Mond to research something.

Although according to my memory, Alice should have stayed in Mondstadt for a while, left her daughter Klee behind, and then went to Liyue...

But...after that day, Jiayu never heard from Wendy that the Wind Dragon Ruins had turned into Wind Dragon Ruins...

Here comes the question...

Jiayu had the impression that Alice sent Klee to Mondstadt for foster care after giving birth to her and asked Jean to take care of her before running from Mondstadt to Liyue.

And before leaving, he also blew up the Wind Dragon Ruins into Wind Dragon Ruins...

But now the Wind Dragon Ruins have not been blown into Wind Dragon Ruins...

After that, Jiayu continued to live in the wild and offset the wear and tear by forgetting her memories.

And now...

"So are you sure there are only over 10,000 people who have interacted with you?"

As Hu Tao was talking, he suddenly bumped into someone.

"sorry Sorry……"

After standing up, Hu Tao apologized immediately and quickly.

"it's okay no problem……"

The person who was bumped into also waved his hand, but when he saw Jiayu in Hu Tao's arms, his eyes widened.

"Jia Yu! You bastard!"

Jiayu, who was resting with her eyes closed in Hu Tao's arms, opened her eyes and looked at the woman with horror after hearing the voice.

Alice and Kelly...

Alice...

"Alice?! Why are you here suddenly?!"

“Jia Yu! It’s bad! Someone blew up Tevarin’s house! Tevarin was also blown up to pieces! You have to do it for me…”

host?

Wendy's look

At this time, Wendy, wearing a cat-ear maid outfit, suddenly appeared next to Jiayu, looking very flustered. Before she could finish her words, she saw Alice, Jiayu, and Walnut...

"Uh... that... Ruotu found some new clothes for me to try on. I'm going back first!"

Wendy left after saying this...

"Why did Barbatos wear women's clothes after getting married?"

Alice looked at Wendy who ran away and complained speechlessly about the guy's clothes.

Well, I have to say, this guy looks pretty good in a cat-ear maid outfit...

"Okay, Jiayu, I think the two of us need to talk alone..."

Alice looked at Jiayu and Hu Tao who was holding Jiayu, her expression was complicated.