Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Jiayu and Alice sat at the tea stall for a long time without any communication...

"In fact, you have guessed what happened at that time..."

In the end, it was Alice who started their chat.

"Well, that smoke bomb you threw that day shouldn't be a good thing, right?"

Jiayu looked at Alice with a complicated expression.

"At that time, I was studying the society of the Hilliculers and how the Hilliculers gave birth to little Hilliculers. That thing was an experimental product I made. When I was fighting with you, I threw it out in a panic..."

Alice was playing with her hair, feeling a little embarrassed.

"In order to observe it properly, I specially added something that can make the creature lose its memory during the drug effect stage..."

Good words: ………………

No wonder he didn't know anything at that time. He thought he was just unconscious at that time...

This is how emotions work...

"So...what else do you want to say?"

Jiayu looked at Alice and asked.

"I want to marry you..."

Alice said the shocking words with an expressionless face.

"Ahem...what the hell?! You want to marry...me?!"

"No! Jiayu is my husband! Bad girl! Don't even think about marrying her! He wants to marry into my family!"

Jiayu choked on the tea she had just drunk.

He looked at the arrogant Walnut next to him, and then looked at Alice who was calm and unhurried over there...

No, how could you two say such shocking words?

Everyone around us is looking at us, okay? Can't you guys pay attention to the situation? !

"Yes, this is the indenture that Miss Guizhong signed on your behalf at that time..."

Alice didn't care about what Walnut was doing next to her, she just took out a piece of paper from her arms.

Jiayu looked at the paper, and finally took it in her hand, opened it, and looked at it carefully with Hutao.

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I promise to take responsibility for what I did to Miss Alice today.

From today on, sign this indenture and become Miss Alice's running cat. Recognize Miss Alice as your master and obey all her orders.

Yongsheng Yongshi is just a slave under Miss Alice...

Sign here:

Jiayu's signature

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Looking at the cat's paw prints under the indenture, Jiayu felt like crying but had no tears.

No, why did you sign a contract to sell yourself in my name?

If he were a normal person, he would regret it, and that person would not be able to beat him. He wanted to regret it, that would be easy, but the woman in front of him was a crazy woman who was difficult for him to deal with...

This indenture contract was likely to be executed, but wasn't I just about to marry into the Wangsheng Hall? How could such a big surprise suddenly pop up for me? !

"Wait for me for a moment, I have to go find Guizhong!"

After Jiayu sensed Guizhong's breath, she found that Guizhong was not far away.

Hmm? Why did this guy go to a house in the city with Zhongli today? Is he going to do something new?

Full of questions, Jiayu brought Hu Tao and Alice to a small house in Liyue.

"Hehe... I'm telling you, from today on you are my canary. You will stay in this room forever, chained!"

At this moment, Zhongli's voice came from inside the room. His voice was no longer the same as before, but a little crazy...

Jiayu and Hutao looked at each other.

Jiayu: Are your Keqing and your aunt Guizhong playing some weird game again?

Hu Tao: It looks like they have started playing the prison game.

Hu Tao inexplicably thought of some strange plays that Zhongli and Guizhong had done in the past.

Like the culture of running away with the baby…chasing the wife to the crematorium…chasing the husband to the crematorium…and the culture of the overbearing CEO…

Are we starting to play with the culture of imprisonment today?

It feels a bit exciting. How about encouraging Jiayu to try it out later?

At this moment, a subtle change quietly took place in Hu Tao's heart.

Well, I don’t know whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing…

Alice was very surprised when she heard the noise in the house. She thought something must have happened, so she kicked the door open and ran in.

"You bold lunatic! Don't be so stubborn..."

Alice was completely stunned after seeing the dark blue in front of her.

The Tied Zhongli

Emmm...

Judging from the sounds just now, it should be Gui Zhong who was tied up with chains and the man was swearing at him.

But who can explain to her...

Why is the person tied with the chain the one who is Guizhong’s husband Zhongli?

Hiss, hiss, hiss... Alice found that she seemed to have accidentally messed up someone else's good thing...

"Hey?! Alice? Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be doing research in Mond?"

After Gui finally saw Alice, he greeted her happily.

"How has little Keli been doing recently? To be honest, Alice, you should have brought little Keli here to meet Jiayu. After all, he is little Keli's father. Let me tell you, under my arrangement, Jiayu is already preparing to marry into our Wangsheng Hall according to your plan!"

Jiayu who just walked into the room: ???

No, what are you talking about? According to Alice's plan, I'm going to marry into the Wangsheng Hall...

So...

Why does what happened to me seem to be planned?

"Emm... that is... I am right here. Can't you feel my presence?"

Jiayu looked at Guizhong and said speechlessly.

"Nonsense, of course I felt it..."

Guizhong said without any hesitation.

"You feel it, but you still say these things in front of me?"

"Tsk - anyway, my part is almost over, it's all Alice's turn next..."

"See Alice's?"

Jiayu was stunned for a moment, but when he saw Zhongli tied up with a chain, he suddenly felt a little speechless...

"Zhongli, according to this culture of imprisonment, the one tied up with chains should be the woman, why is it you?"

"I am willing, what's it to you?"

Zhongli glanced at Jiayu and turned around and wanted to break the chain.

“Hey, hey, hey… Zhongli, don’t judge me. I still want to play for a while…”

Just as Zhongli was about to break the chain, Guizhong hurriedly stopped him.

Upon hearing this, Zhongli obediently let go of his hand that was about to break the chain.

"You guys should leave quickly. This is the play that Zhongli and I want to play. Don't blame you for interfering. Alice, it's your time from now on. I won't interfere with your relationship..."

After Gui Zhong pushed Jiayu and the others out of the door, he slammed the door shut, then ran back into the house while making weird noises like a nympho...

The expression at the end

"Hey hey hey... Zhongli~ I'm here~"

Alice and Jiayu Walnut looked at each other.

Finally, Alice looked at Jiayu with a complicated expression.

“You Liyue people are really good at having fun…”