Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Master...if Zaoyou chooses to accept this marriage proposal, can she sleep every day?"

Zaoyou's thought process is completely different from that of normal people. For this girl who feels that she needs to sleep to grow taller, she has heard people say that girls don't have to do anything after getting married.

If you don’t have to do anything every day, doesn’t that mean you can just sleep every day after you get married?

If you sleep every day, you will definitely grow very tall!

"This……"

Master Zaoyou looked at the people over there who were inexplicably getting excited, and he didn't know what to say.

Forget it……

Let's take one step at a time and see what happens next...

……

In winter, the hearth is home.

“Tsk… the Liyue Contract signed by the [Servant] five hundred years ago? The question is why it specifies cat girls?! Although we collect children of hybrids of various species at Hearth House, why does it specify cat girls?!”

The current [father] of the Hearth House, the fourth seat of the executive officers of the Kingdom of Winter, the [servant] of this generation, Alechino, looked at the contract in his hand that had been passed down from five hundred years ago and fell into deep silence.

In this generation of the Hearth House, there is a cat girl, but for Alecino, she treats every child she adopts under the hearth as her own child.

It is not okay to hand over your child just because of a wish passed down from ancient times.

"No! Let's ask the Queen. Maybe she has some ideas!"

Thinking of this, Alechino hurried to the palace of the Queen of Winter.

"My Lady Queen!"

Alecino met the Queen of Winter, and the peerless beauty on the frozen throne looked at Alecino.

"【Servant】I know why you are here. I also know the contract. The contract was established under my annotations. Moreover, the power of Morax is in this contract. Morax is one of the oldest gods. Moreover, the person who signed this contract is a killing god..."

"Killing God?"

Alechino was stunned for a moment, and finally thought of where the contract came from.

"Liyue... that person from the ancient times?"

The Winter Queen nodded.

"Yes, he was the one who signed the contract... But you can try to talk to him. Maybe things can turn around. After all, he is quite easy to talk to..."

After a moment's silence, Alechino bowed to the Queen of Winter and left.

"Ahhh... Jiayu, does the emergence of this engagement mean that the continent of Teyvat will begin to fluctuate because of you again?"

The Queen of Winter sat high on the Frozen Throne, lost in thought.

……

"So…why are we stuck here today?"

At the bottom of a cliff, two people tied themselves to the cliff with vines and looked at each other...

"Emm... Actually, I don't know why. When I was running, I saw that there was a shortcut that could take me to Liyue Harbor, so I took the shortcut..."

As the woman spoke, she looked at the man hanging on the cliff with her next to her with a puzzled look on her face.

"I was planning to run away to avoid the marriage arranged by my family. Why are you in Liyue Harbor?"

The man touched his nose.

"Me? I accidentally offended a big family and was hunted by them. Sigh... There is nothing I can do. The laws of the Salt of the Underground, the territory of the Salt Demon God Herulia, are completely modeled after those of Liyue Harbor. However, compared to the enforcement strength of Liyue Harbor, the Salt Demon God Herulia has never taken care of the various matters of the Salt of the Underground..."

"Yes, after all, His kindness put Himself in danger. He was tired of the city, so He decided to ignore worldly affairs. If it weren't for everyone wanting to develop it, perhaps the Salt of the Earth would have been incorporated into Liyue Harbor long ago..."

The woman nodded and said.

"I don't know who it is, but the sign at the fork in the road just now said that this is a shortcut. Now, we are all trapped here..."

"It's just..."

The woman nodded.

"That heartless person put up this sign here? It may be a shortcut, but it is a shortcut to death and then reincarnation, right?!"

And at the same time...

"Ache——"

Jiayu in the Hall of Rebirth sneezed violently and then looked speechlessly at Heulia who suddenly ran over to her to eat.

"What we're saying is, Herulia, why don't you just stay in your Salt of the Earth and come to Liyue Harbor to disturb my life?"

Heuliah waved his hand.

"Oh, I was too lazy to stay there, so I ran out to play. I happened to sense your presence when I ran to Liyue Harbor, so I came over to watch and have a meal..."

"But you don't care about your territory?"

In response to Jiayu's question, Heuliah shrugged.

"You know my situation. I haven't been involved in the affairs of Salt of the Earth for a long time. If I sneak away and play for a while, no one will find out. And you also know that many people often escape from Salt of the Earth because the laws there are not fully implemented..."

Heuliah touched his nose and said this with a guilty look on his face.

"Since we were in such a hurry to get to Liyue Harbor, I had to give them a little surprise. So when I came here, I put a sign saying 'This is the shortcut to Liyue Harbor' on one of the two forked roads leading to the cliff. I estimate that several unlucky people must have fallen from there in the past few days..."

"Six six six..."

Jiayu couldn't help but applaud Heuliah.

As expected of the Salt Demon who has inherited his true teachings, this ability is very, very good. She has completely transformed from the naive and innocent girl to the dark-bellied little witch she is now.

"Oh, Master, you taught me how to be treacherous. If you have a good master, then of course the apprentice must show some of the skills learned from the master, right?"

Just as Heulia finished speaking, Zhongli came out of the kitchen carrying a plate of food.

"Let's prepare the meal. We have guests coming today. I made some extra food and we have to eat it all by then..."

"Thank you, Lord Morax. After Lord Morax married Sister Guizhong, his cooking ability has skyrocketed. My admiration for you is like a torrent of soup..."

"Stop, stop, stop. What's the meaning of soup and water? That's called endless waves!"

While interrupting Heuliah's speech, Zhongli also corrected some grammatical errors in Heuliah's language.

"If you want to eat, eat quickly. If not, get out!"