Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Under Guizhong's training, Zhongli also successfully became a househusband, and he was good at everything. After all, he had lived for thousands of years, and it would be abnormal if he didn't learn anything during these thousands of years...

Just as Jiayu called Hutao and Ying, who were playing cat's tangle in the house because they didn't want to go to work, to come out for dinner.

"Yawn - I feel a bit bored. I'll go chase Qiqi when I have nothing to do later..."

Walnut said as he walked out of the house yawning.

"Add me. I'm really too bored today. Chasing some Qiqi can really help kill some time..."

Qiqi: We are sisters after all, how can you bear to pursue me?

"Emm... Actually, I just have a bold idea..."

When Ying agreed to Hu Tao's proposal and came to the dinner table, she looked at Jia Yu and suddenly thought of a more interesting way to play.

Jiayu, who had just grilled a fish for himself and was eating in the kitchen, couldn't help but look at his two wives.

Why do I always feel like they both have bad intentions?

Jiayu felt helpless when he saw his two wives whispering to each other and looking at him from time to time.

Well, there is no way, it’s my wife, I can only pamper her, not to mention that my wives are still pregnant, and the mood of pregnant women can be said to be really moody.

Jiayu had seen some of the naughty things done by pregnant women on the Internet before.

It seems like she dreamed that her husband went to find a mistress, and when she woke up, she slapped her husband and said something like, "How dare you come back?"

Also, from time to time I would hope that my husband would come home again, or he would disappear on the way to do something, and I would cry for him.

The most important thing is that pregnant women are very likely to commit self-harm. In this case, they are likely to develop some pica. Jiayu had seen this before in his world. Some women like to eat toilet paper when they are pregnant, and some even want to eat grains of humans or animals.

Well, if these things are really eaten, the fetus will be in trouble, so Jiayu can be said to be almost inseparable from Ying and Hutao during their pregnancy.

Well, for this reason, Jiayu even began to study the secret method of immortality that she had created herself, which she had only studied halfway before - the art of incarnation.

Well, the main purpose was to split himself in half, and when the two wives wanted to do their own things, he would follow them and ensure their safety.

"Zhongli, I will study that secret technique again in a moment, please remember to protect me..."

Jiayu looked at Zhongli very seriously after finishing her meal.

Zhongli nodded and followed Jiayu to a quieter room in the Wangsheng Hall.

"To be honest, I am shocked by your idea. It is a very ingenious idea. By splitting your own soul, you can create an avatar that is almost identical to yourself based on the existing existence. Even when I was at the peak of my powers, I would not have dared to think of this idea..."

Zhongli said as he sat cross-legged in a corner of the room and looked at Jiayu who was about to continue studying this secret technique.

"Well, wait. Once I have researched and perfected this secret method, I will pass it on to various immortals. By then, the overall combat power of our Liyue will be able to rise to a higher level. When our foundation is almost accumulated, we will unify the continent of Teyvat!"

Jiayu excitedly expressed her ambitions.

"Heh... You really haven't forgotten about this, unifying the continent of Teyvat? You're the only one who can think of this, but think about it carefully, don't we already have the ability to unify the continent now? We really have to be very motivated, we have to be able to crush them 100%, right?"

Jiayu nodded.

"Well, if the winning rate is not 100%, then there is still a certain probability of losing. I cannot accept the probability of losing."

Zhongli didn't say anything else. He just watched Jiayu quietly as she continued to study the secret method she had created.

Just as Jiayu was about to start studying the secret method, she felt two familiar auras quietly appearing outside the house.

"Do you need me to ask them to take them back to their rooms?"

Zhongli communicated with Jiayu by means of secret voice.

Jiayu shook her head.

"No, no, no, they must be here for something. Let's wait and see what happens. Anyway, they can't hurt me..."

At most, I might want to try out a brand new play…

Jiayu is fully able to accept the new play, but he may also enjoy the new play developed by his wife.

"Hide your body first. It's best not to let them find you. Otherwise, they might not let go if you're watching..."

Jiayu suddenly added another sentence, which made Zhongli a little unhappy.

"Ah……"

Although Zhongli was unhappy, he finally disappeared into the house.

"Sister Ying, hurry up, come here quickly. My husband is studying martial arts here. In his current state, he definitely can't sense any existence from the outside world! I've tested it before. Let's take my husband away quickly and do whatever we want!"

When Hu Tao saw Jia Yu sitting cross-legged with her eyes closed in the room pretending to study martial arts, she excitedly called Ying to come over and help.

"Are you sure this guy really can't sense the existence of the outside world?"

Why do I feel like this guy is teasing you?

Well, it’s Ying as expected, she guessed Jiayu’s situation right away.

"Impossible, impossible. I've tried before. When this guy was practicing, I did whatever I wanted to him. I even found some candies he had hidden on him~"

Walnut smiled and said.

"Huh?! You actually wanted to steal the candy this guy hid!"

Ying said to Hu Tao angrily.

"Oh, don't you eat those candies often? Okay, okay, Sister Ying, come and help me quickly. My husband is in such a heavy state that I can't even move him..."

Hu Tao came home and tried to move Jia Yu but failed.

"You……"

Ying sighed helplessly, then came to Jiayu, put her hands through Jiayu's armpits, and then dragged the guy away.

"Can't you reduce your weight? We are pregnant now, and overwork will harm our bodies..."

Jiayu, who is pretending to be asleep: As expected of Ying, you saw through my disguise...

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