Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Before Xuanwu and Tsunade entered the house, they separated their holding hands and pushed the door open.

"We are back"??2,

"Welcome home"??5.

Why did five people respond?

Because Qingshui and Yu also came over to eat, under the pretext of enhancing their relationship.

Minato went back to the kitchen to get busy again.

Sheng Shu and two uninvited guests were playing cards. Although this kid always complained about his sister's gambling addiction, he was actually a gambler as well. He was proficient in all kinds of chess and card rules at a young age. The only difference was that he didn't lose every time he gambled.

Kushina watched the fight from the side and gave advice to Nawaki, but ever since the two men entered the room, she had been glancing at them from time to time, always trying to find some clues.

When Tsunade saw that there were cards to play, she immediately joined the battle after holding back for a day. Xuanwu was helpless. As the game was about to start, she even gave up her own man. Alas, how sad.

He went into the kitchen. There was no other way. Her Royal Highness the Princess wanted to eat sweet and sour pork, sweet and sour fish and steamed sea bass, so he had to cook himself.

It was very lively outside, but the two poor brothers could only waste their time in the kitchen.

As Xuanwu was preparing, he asked about Minato's training progress, "Minato, how is Flying Thunder God's training going?"

Minato scratched his head and said sheepishly: "I'm sorry, brother, I disappointed you this time. I haven't mastered it yet."

For some reason, Xuanwu breathed a sigh of relief. That was right. How could the Second Hokage's Flying Thunder God be mastered so easily? The Third Hokage still couldn't even master it. Minato had only been exposed to this forbidden technique for two months at most. How could he possibly learn it?

Wait! Xuanwu was suddenly startled. He turned around and asked in confusion, "You mean you haven't fully mastered it?"

Minato was embarrassed, "Yes, maybe I'm too stupid. I've been learning for more than two months but still can't use it proficiently. It's always intermittent, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't."

"What! You've already learned it!!!"

The sound of Xuanwu was so loud that the roof was about to collapse.

Damn it, he has a "realm" space, but he still has no clue. Maybe it's because he didn't practice well during the war, maybe it's because he had too many research topics, maybe...

Xuanwu himself couldn't find any excuses for himself. Damn it, this guy is really the protagonist. Am I just a tragic guide?

Just like that pervert Jiraiya, who knows when he'll snap, and then let this little sun and little universe explode, with sparks and lightning all the way, punching Pain's Six Paths and kicking Uchiha Madara.

"Impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Xuanwu shook his head vigorously, clearing all the scenes in his mind that had fast-forwarded to the finale, and muttered to himself, "If it weren't for me, his son would have been in trouble. I am the absolute protagonist, it has to be like this, that's it!"

Tsunade, who was startled by the sound and rushed over, patted someone who was immersed in his own world, "Xuanwu-kun, are you okay?"

Xuanwu finally reacted, "Hey, why are you here?"

The beautiful girl rolled her eyes and said, "You're screaming so loudly, can I not come over to take a look?"

As Tsunade spoke, she was checking various parts of Xuanwu's body, poking here and touching there, being very careful and serious.

In the end, nothing was found during the examination. This guy is very strong and has no problem doing anything.

"Is it really okay?"

"It's okay, don't worry, you can go out first, the food will be ready soon."

As Xuanwu said this, he pushed Tsunade's back with both hands and asked her to leave the kitchen. Seeing that Xuanwu was really fine, the beautiful girl continued to work hard for her career (losing money).

After sending Tsunade away, Xuanwu said to Minato: "My dear little brother, since all the stews are already in the pot, why don't you take this opportunity to go to the yard and let me teach you."

Minato, who had just pretended to be invisible, became excited, "Really, big brother?"

Xuanwu had an inexplicably impressive smile on his face, "It's more real than real gold."

For some reason, whenever there was a lot of excitement, Tsunade was always the first to arrive, "Want to duel? I'll set the betting!"

Then, when everyone bet on Xuanwu to win, Tsunade took out her money and bet on Minato without thinking. As for the reason, it was of course that the odds of Little Sun were higher!

The two came to the yard.

It’s still the same circle, and as long as Xuanwu gets out of the circle, Shuimen wins.

Then...

"Right, that is it."

Minato had a black spot on his left eye.

"Okay, that's a good response."

Minato had a black eye socket on his right eye.

"If you are beautiful, you should take the initiative."

Minato was kicked hard on his left buttock.

"Good job, keep it up."

Minato was hit hard on the right buttock.

"Come on, you're about to hit me."

Minato's nose spurted blood.

Wow, hahaha, what a genius, what a son of prophecy, but he still succumbs to my tyranny!

Just when Minato was about to fall down with a bruised face and a swollen nose, a burnt smell filled the air from the kitchen.

"Ah! My fish!"

"It's over, Kushina's favorite ribs!"

The duel ended in a draw, and the two chefs headed straight to the kitchen.

Then, what was supposed to be a luxurious dinner turned into a hot pot buffet.

That night, the three little ones and Tsunade had returned to their rooms to wash up and rest. Only Xuanwu saw Qingshui and Yu off. Before leaving, Qingshui seemed to be hesitant to speak, and made faces at Xuanwu, confusing him.

Forget it, I don’t want to think about it anymore. Sleeping is the most important thing, hehe.

The power of "realm" is activated, and the perverted wolf appears in the boudoir of the beautiful girl.

The two of them lay on the bed. Tsunade found a comfortable position in Xuanwu's arms and said, "Today was really thrilling. Jiraiya almost figured it out."

With the beauty in his arms, Xuanwu was so happy that he flew off. Even if he couldn't eat, he was still very happy. Smelling the fragrance on the beautiful girl's head, he said, "That's right. He is usually so thick-skinned that he suddenly became so sharp-minded. I was really shocked."

A certain snake: Are you sure it’s not due to your two idiots’ poor acting skills?

"Yes, fortunately Orochimaru made up an excuse for us, otherwise it would be difficult to get away with it. He is such a good man. Next time I beat him up, I will be gentler."

Xuanwu also felt so. He didn't expect that Uncle She was such a kind-hearted person. He was really impressed by him.

Suddenly, they both sat up and exclaimed:

"Orochimaru!"??2,

Uncle Snake, who was studying the information about the White Eyes in a basement, suddenly felt a chill on his spine and shuddered: Huh? Who wants to murder me!

......

three days later.

In the 35th year of Konoha, the 27th class of the Ninja Academy graduated successfully. The outstanding graduate of this year was undoubtedly Nawaki. The Third Hokage had already decided that he would not be assigned teammates, but would be individually guided by the elite Jonin.

This elite jonin in the original time and space was Orochimaru, but now he has been replaced by Konoha's rising star, the number one person under the age of 20.

In the Hokage's office, Akimichi Genbu was in a state of confusion: Huh? Did I hear it right?

The words of the Third Hokage repeated over and over in his mind, "After careful consideration by the organization, Akimichi Genbu is appointed as the instructor of Genin Nawaki."

PS: I'm going to take a day off tomorrow. I've been updating for 60 days straight, and I'm exhausted. Haha, my few readers, please forgive me. Let me take a day off...