Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

There are a total of eight people in the entire Hokage office.

The Third Hokage, Utane Koharu, Mito Kado En, the Sannin, the Hokage's secretary Nara Shikahei, and him, the victim.

As for that old dog Danzo, for some reason, Xuanwu felt like he had disappeared. He had been to the Hokage Building several times in these days, but had never seen him once.

Tsunade, who was originally full of joy, became angry after hearing this appointment. She had known that Sarutobi Hiruzen would announce the guiding jonin of Ropetree today, and she thought she had won the bet, but why did it become Genbu-kun?

The newly replaced desk was smashed to pieces. The 169.1 tall beauty grabbed the 163 tall Third Hokage by the collar and lifted him up. "Old man, what do you mean? I obviously won, why don't you let me be Nawaki's instructor!"

Except for the two parties involved, everyone else had different expressions. This is the Hokage, sister, not a stray dog ​​outside. You just picked him up like this, where will he put his face!

Utane Koharu stood up and was about to stop Tsunade's rude behavior, but was stopped in time by Mito Kado En. Calm down, you can't scold her anymore, and it's unlikely you can beat her now, and your status is not as good as hers. If you go up to her, you will only suffer. This is a lesson learned from Jiraiya's previous experience.

Lu Ping pretended to be reading the documents seriously, as if it had nothing to do with him and kept aloof from the matter, muttering to himself: Don't see me, don't see me, let me concentrate on eating the melon.

The remaining three people were more interesting. Orochimaru looked up to study the roof, Xuanwu kept his eyes on the former, and was always thinking about how to ask the doubts in his and Tsunade's minds. The remaining most frivolous one was looking at his goddess, the Third Hokage, with a lustful look.

There was no other reason why Tsunade was so angry. It was agreed that after the three Xuanwu became Chunin, they would hand over Rope Tree to her. Now Xuanwu is a Jonin, and the other two have also reached Chunin, but the old man still did not let her be Rope Tree's guiding Jonin. How could Her Royal Highness the Princess accept this?

Even though he was already dragged up, Sarutobi Hiruzen still gritted his teeth and insisted, "Xuanwu is a jonin, not a chunin, so you didn't win, but I didn't win either, so Tsunade, how about we call it a draw? Let's both take a step back. I don't want Orochimaru, and you don't want to teach me in person. Let's choose a compromise and let Xuanwu do it. How do you think?"

Think about it, you all live together anyway, so it doesn't matter who is the instructor, you or Xuanwu. In the end, won't you both teach together? "

This theory is really great.

Although the two of them are indeed the same and it doesn't matter who teaches them, Tsunade is very angry about the Third Hokage's shameless behavior of not being able to accept defeat. You really think I, the princess of the Fire Nation, am a naive idiot!

A lesson must be learned.

Thinking of this, Tsunade carried Sarutobi Hiruzen and walked towards the window.

Just when Her Royal Highness the Princess was about to throw him out, Xuanwu stepped forward and held her back.

What else could they do? The three old bastards pretended not to see anything, the two brothers just wanted to watch the fun, and Orochimaru even took out his camera.

It's really possible that the Hokage of Konoha could be thrown out like this (even though Xuanwu also wanted to do so, the old man was always looking for trouble for him).

"Tsunade, calm down. It's not easy for the Third Hokage either. Can we let him go first?"

As Xuanwu spoke, he slowly opened Tsunade's hand that was gripping Sarutobi Hiruzen's collar.

Although Tsunade stopped and did not stop Xuanwu's behavior, she was still angry. "But, I can't get rid of the hatred in my heart unless I beat him up. He is so shameless. It was obviously my victory, but he made it a draw. Humph."

Xuanwu complained in his heart: Just be content. If you were really judged as the winner, I would be worried. Including the bet between Minato and I two days ago, you have tied twice. It's hard for me to fall asleep tonight. By the way, it's okay for the beautiful girl not to win. Nothing bad should happen if it's a tie, right?

"You are a good girl and don't fight with an old man. A great man should not bear grudges. Considering the relationship between master and disciple, please show some mercy. Is that okay? Princess."

"Humph!"

Tsunade snorted heavily, let go of the Third Hokage, walked out of the office, and went straight to the Ninja School to pick up Rope Tree.

The old man was finally rescued. After landing, he straightened his appearance, put his right fist on his mouth and coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment, "Hey, Xiao Xuanwu did a good job."

Xuanwu laughed and chased after him.

However, Jiraiya looked at Tsunade and Genbu who left one after the other and began to have doubts again.

"Orochimaru, don't you think Tsunade listens too much to Xuanwu? Last time, the furious Tsunade was easily persuaded by him, and it's the same this time."

Orochimaru is admiring the work he took.

Everyone thought he wanted to film the deep love between master and disciple, but in fact, Orochimaru had already expected that Xuanwu would stop Tsunade, so what he wanted to film from the beginning was the interaction between this couple.

After hearing Jiraiya's words, the smile on Orochimaru's face gradually disappeared: When did this idiot become so clear-headed?

"No, you think too much. Tsunade would not really throw the teacher down. Xuanwu gave her a way out, and she took the opportunity to do so. It was your turn to persuade her just now, and the result was the same."

Orochimaru was really talking nonsense in a serious manner.

"Is it really just a stepping stone? That's not right. It's not like Tsunade hasn't thrown the old man down before. I also advised her against it at that time, but the result was that the Hokage Building replaced two panes of glass. Since then, I have become a spectator like you."

Jiraiya didn't quite believe this statement: There is definitely a problem, I must investigate it thoroughly!

Then he too disappeared.

In fact, not only Jiraiya felt something was wrong, the Third Hokage and the two elders were also a little surprised. When did Tsunade become so easy to talk to?

Although the process was tortuous, the result was what Sarutobi Hiruzen wished for.

Xuanwu officially became Shengshu's instructor.

......

The top floor of the Konoha Hokage Building can be said to be one of the highest points in the village.

Standing here, you can basically have a panoramic view of the entire Konoha.

At this time, there were three people standing on the top floor.

Xuanwu was looking at the horizon while Tsunade and Nawaki were having a heart-to-heart talk.

Tsunade rarely showed her tender side to her brother. She leaned against the fence and said, "Time flies so fast. Before I knew it, you have graduated from the Ninja School and become a Genin. I really don't want you to be a ninja. I just want you to be safe and sound."

Nawaki objected: "Sister, what nonsense are you talking about? I am the grandson of the first Hokage. This village is the treasure left by my two grandfathers, so I must work hard to become stronger, gain everyone's recognition, and become the Hokage, and protect it with my life."

Tsunade was feeling a little depressed. She stroked Nawaki's hair with her hand and said, "But I just want you to live well. You are my only relative, so can you promise me to protect yourself, Nawaki?"

Looking at his elder sister who looked sad, Sheng Shu smiled and said, "Don't worry, elder sister, I will definitely protect myself. This is a man's promise to you."

Tsunade's brows relaxed, "Well, how about we make a pinky promise?"

"Sister, why are you so childish?"

Tsunade pretended to be wronged and said, "Is it not possible?"

Alas, no one can resist the beautiful girl pretending to be pitiful, not even the straight brother Shengshu.

"Really, there's really nothing I can do about you."

Nawaki proudly extended the little finger of his right hand, and Tsunade's jade finger interlocked with his, and the two reached an agreement.

Xuanwu on the side was a little panicked: Oh my god, there is a poison buff. Fortunately, he didn’t kiss my forehead. The necklace is here with me, otherwise Shengshu would be dead.

After completing the agreement, Tsunade took out a box from between her two peaks and said with a smile, "Ding ding ding, a graduation present."

Sheng Shu Nuo said, "Sister, how can a poor person like you give me anything good?"

Sheng Shu demonstrated through his actions what it means to say one thing and act another.

Although he said he disliked it, the gift box that was just in the beautiful girl's hand was now in his hands. He was still looking forward to it as a gift from his elder sister.

Tsunade didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said unhappily, "Why don't you take it back? You snatched it faster than anyone else."

Sheng Shu couldn't wait to open the gift box, and a bronze hilt appeared before him.

"This is?"

Sheng Shu was a little confused. He had a vague impression of it, but he couldn't remember it because it had been so long.

Tsunade pretended to be mysterious and said, "Try injecting your chakra into it."

Nawaki did as he was told and injected pure Senju clan chakra into it.

The hilt of the sword seemed to have finally waited for its former owner to return. It began to tremble rhythmically, making bursts of sword sounds. The next second, accompanied by a dragon's roar, the golden sword blade shot out from the hilt, accompanied by golden thunders on both sides.

"Thunder God's Sword!"

Sheng Shu was so excited that he couldn't say anything. "This is, this is, this is the second generation grandfather's Thunder God Sword!"