Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Silence returned to the dinner table.

Xuanwu ate his meal quietly.

Tsunade also ate in small bites.

After being yelled at, Shengshu learned his lesson.

While eating, Minato glanced at Xuanwu with resentment from time to time. His Kushina lost her first kiss, and he felt heartbroken, sob.

Kushina looked under the table from time to time, always trying to find some clues.

At this time, Tsunade, who was gradually returning to normal, suddenly said to Kushina: "Little sister, let's go shopping together tomorrow."

When Kushina heard this, she immediately became excited, "Okay, okay."

"It's just the two of us, and you have to obey me in everything."

Kushina was unhappy, "Why?"

Tsunade pointed at herself proudly, "Only if I pay for it tomorrow!"

Kushina said disdainfully: "Tsk, you poor bastard, apart from being a little prettier, a little taller, a little longer legs, a little bigger breasts, and a little better figure, what else do you have? You can't find a dime on your body."

A suitcase was thrown onto the table by the beautiful girl. After it was opened, piles of banknotes caught the eyes of the three little ones.

Seeing the three people's inexperienced looks, Tsunade said proudly: "How is it!"

The little pepper turned into a sweet girl in an instant, and Kushina said sweetly: "Tsunade-sister is right, I will be yours tomorrow!"

"Then let's make it clear. You must obey me in everything. If you regret it..."

"Then I will never find a boyfriend and I will never be able to leave the village. How about that?"

"Okay, pinky promise."

"Uh-huh."

The contract between the big witch and the little witch was thus concluded.

Xuanwu held his forehead with his hand and said, "Alas, this silly girl is hopeless."

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The next day, Tsunade got up early, which was rare for her. In order not to affect her performance today, she deliberately kept Xuanwu out at the beginning of the night to prevent him from bothering her. Unexpectedly, the princess, who had become accustomed to having this pervert around her, tossed and turned in bed and couldn't fall asleep. She actually suffered from insomnia for the first time in a long time.

After tossing and turning for a long time, Tsunade climbed out the window. Xuanwu, who was still sleeping, suddenly felt something moving in his arms. He lifted the quilt and saw, wow, a big white rabbit.

Under the moonlight, the beautiful girl in white lace nightgown looked like a fairy walking out of the Moon Palace, emitting charming glow.

Since you have taken the initiative to throw yourself into my arms, I won't be polite, hehe.

Just as Xuanwu was about to take action, Tsunade looked at him with pitiful eyes and said aggrievedly: "Xuanwu-kun, please, forget about bullying me every day before, can you let me rest today? I have to get up early tomorrow to take revenge on Kushina."

Looking at such a pitiful big white rabbit, Xuanwu reflected on himself for a rare moment: She has indeed been going too far recently. She even made Tsunade... before dinner. How about I spare her for a day?

"Okay, it's true that letting you continue to operate is against the boss's principles, so let's sleep in today, and I promise not to touch you at all."

Tsunade smiled widely, hugged Xuanwu and buried her face deep in Xuanwu's chest, "You are the best, muah."

Then, this morning she wrapped a scarf around her neck and covered herself tightly as she quietly left Xuanwu's room.

She kept muttering, "You damn pervert, you don't keep your word. Men's mouths are always deceiving. Fortunately, I resisted hard yesterday and didn't let my lips swell up."

After finishing breakfast, Tsunade and Kushina walked out of the house hand in hand like good sisters. However, Tsunade, who is 170.1 cm tall, is too tall. Holding hands with Kushina, who is 120 cm tall, it looks like a mother taking her daughter out for fun.

Before the two of them left, Xuanwu deliberately teased the beautiful girl, "Tsunade, it's so hot today, is it okay for you to dress so tightly?"

At this time, Tsunade's golden hair was tied into a high ponytail, a black lace scarf was wrapped around her swan neck, and a gray long-sleeved semi-slim thin shirt and black wide-leg jeans covered her body tightly. She also matched it with a pair of white-bottomed black canvas shoes. The slightly ordinary outfit was perfectly interpreted by this beautiful girl as what is called abstinence beauty.

Actually, do you think Tsunade wants to dress like this? How can a normal person cover herself up in the hot summer without showing any flesh? She originally wanted to wear that low-cut blue battle robe to show off on the street, but, but that skirt can't cover the strawberries planted by some pervert around her collarbone and on her calves!!!

Xuanwu’s misbehavior last night made Her Royal Highness the Princess not dare to wear any revealing clothes, let alone white or light-colored clothes. The reason was that she was afraid of being seen.

Tsunade glared at the smirking Xuanwu, gave him a signal that he was dead, and hurriedly pulled Kushina away.

After the two women left, there were only three grown men left at the table.

Sheng Shu asked the question that had been in his mind for a long time, "Senior Xuanwu, tell me honestly, are you attracted to my sister?"

"puff",

Xuanwu, who had just taken a mouthful of porridge, almost spit it out, "Ahem, why do you think so?"

"It's very simple. If you didn't like her, how could you let her live here all the time, take care of her food, clothes, and all kinds of pocket money? And when she gets angry, you're even more nervous than she is. Just like yesterday, you coaxed her for a long time before she came downstairs, and she lied to me that you two had something important to do. And the money she spent on shopping today must have been given by you. It feels like my sister is being kept by you."

Xuanwu argued, "You are wrong about this. Tsunade is my teacher, so I should take care of her a little. Besides, you and your sister were forced to live in my house at the beginning. Also, your sister has to pay back every penny she took from me, and she has already paid interest."

As for what the interest is, it’s not something you, a kid, should ask about.

Xuanwu's explanation sounded so weak that no normal person would believe it.

But is Shengshu a normal person?

Obviously not.

"Is that so? I also think it's unlikely. How could such an outstanding tall, rich and handsome man like you be interested in that poor tigress who has a bad temper, loves gambling, drinks, can't cook, can't take care of people, is not cute at all, and always beats me?"

My goodness, Tsunade is like a goddess in the eyes of outsiders, but she is nothing to her own brother. It's almost as if she is going to live out her life alone.

Minato on the side was speechless: Senior Nawaki, it's not because of my oath that you are like this, uh, your train of thought is weird, it's a sin, it's a sin.

Xuanwu was afraid that Shengshu would react, so he said he had something else to do and left.

Minato brought a glass of milk and a bag of walnut kernels from the kitchen and placed them in front of Nawaki, smiling and saying, "Senior Nawaki, eat more."

Sheng Shu was a little confused. "I just drank milk, why do I need to drink more?"

"It's good for the body."

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