Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

In the evening, two beauties, one big and one small, came back.

The one with big breasts and a nice butt looks refreshed and doesn’t feel tired even after a whole day of shopping.

The little one was in a miserable state. He was completely buried in clothes, shoes, bags and so on. Only his two big watery eyes were exposed, showing unspeakable grievance.

Good man Minato rushed over to help get the things, "What's going on, Kushina?"

Kushina, who was finally relieved, looked like she had lost all hope in life, "Tsunade, this bad woman bullied me, wuwuwu."

Kushina burst into tears after being relieved. Her small body of only 9 years old had to bear a weight that she shouldn't have to bear.

Tsunade, who was sitting on the sofa drinking soda, retorted: "Kushina, don't say such nonsense. Didn't I buy you clothes and shoes? Didn't I take you to eat what you wanted? Where did the word bullying come from?"

Kushina stopped crying and sobbed with her head down. What Tsunade said was right. She did not treat herself badly in terms of money. But, she was the one who took everything and Tsunade would not let her put it down, not even when she was eating. She could only stand with her arms raised and be fed by Tsunade like a puppy.

At first Kushina didn't think it was a big deal, after all, Tsunade bought her a lot of things. But as time went on, the things became more and more, and the worst thing was that Tsunade, this bad woman, bought a huge and heavy dictionary under the pretext of studying and hung it around Kushina's neck. By noon, the little girl couldn't stand it anymore.

But just as she was about to revolt, Princess Tsunade said that if she lost one item, she would have one less piece of clothing.

For the sake of those beautiful clothes and shoes, Kushina could only endure it while crying.

In the end, she was no different from a scarecrow in the field, with her straight neck and raised arms hung with one thing after another, and even her ten fingers were wrapped with countless bags.

Looking at Kushina, who was lying on the sofa, so exhausted that she couldn't even lift her hands, Tsunade was in a good mood: Little guy, I can't cure you anymore, let's see if you dare to kiss my Xuanwu-kun next time.

Xuanwu came out of the kitchen carrying stewed beef with potatoes and shook his head at Tsunade with a smile: You, why are you angry with your cousin? She is only nine years old.

Tsunade looked at Xuanwu with a dangerous look, clenched her head and responded: Oh, I feel bad, having me is not enough, you still want to enjoy the happiness of having two wives! ! !

Xuanwu was immediately defeated, with a flattering look on his face: No, no, my aunt, having you in this life is enough for me, and it will still be you in the next life, and there will only be you forever.

Tsunade was satisfied: That's good enough. Let me tell you, I bought black stockings today, hehe.

Xuanwu immediately became excited, and the fire of desire in his eyes almost burned Tsunade even across several meters.

Just as the couple were communicating with each other through eye contact, Sheng Shu, who felt puzzled, suddenly said, "Sister, Senior Xuanwu, you two have been making eyes at each other for a long time. What are you doing? Aren't your eyes tired?"

As he was speaking, he flipped up his eyelids and ended up getting his eye stuck. He deserved it. He really deserved it.

"Why don't we send Sheng Shu to the battlefield? Actually, his original ending is pretty good. The sooner he dies, the sooner he will be reborn."

Xuanwu thought so and went to the kitchen to serve the meal in a depressed mood. Her Royal Highness the Princess had not agreed to his request just now.

That night, Tsunade surprisingly did not seek a private meeting with Xuanwu. As for the reason...

In fact, before she went shopping today, she went to the Senju Mansion to retrieve something.

Following the hint given by her grandmother Uzumaki Mito in her suicide note, Tsunade easily obtained a book.

Da Meiniu warned Xuanwu many times that he must not come to her boudoir tonight, and she carefully checked every corner of the room.

"The doors and windows are locked, ok."

"Everywhere has been checked, no abnormalities found, ok."

"There's no one watching outside, ok."

After confirming several times, Tsunade pulled the curtains, crawled into the bed, and turned on the flashlight. A thick book with a red cover appeared in front of the beautiful girl. There were four big words in the middle of the cover, "The Book of Controlling Husbands", and in the lower right corner, "Uzumaki Mito" was written in small words.

Tsunade stared at the cover for a long time, but still couldn't muster up the courage to open the first page.

"Qian-chan, come on, you can do it. If you don't improve your strength, you will really be played badly by that pervert Xuanwu-jun. Let's fight!"

Thinking of this, Her Royal Highness the Princess suppressed her shyness and tremblingly turned to the first page.

I saw it read:

Since ancient times, bed fighting has been a performance art.

Only by arming yourself can you be successful in everything.

The power in bed must be gained by wits,

It's not just who has guns and cannons who gets to call the shots.

After reading these four sentences, Tsunade was greatly inspired. She felt like a thunderbolt exploded in her mind. So that's how it is. It turns out that women are not born weak and will not always be bullied!

Then, a new chapter in the life of our Princess began.

......

The next day, everyone else got up one after another, but Tsunade didn't get up. Xuanwu didn't care. After all, women always need to get their beauty sleep.

But the four of them had finished their meal and Tsunade hadn't gotten up yet.

Xuanwu was a little confused. What was going on?

He brought breakfast to Tsunade's door and knocked, but no one answered. He turned the door again and it was locked.

Xuanwu was very upset: "Who does this little girl not trust? Am I the kind of person who doesn't keep my word? But do you think locking the door will work? This is my house."

A homeowner went downstairs angrily, and when he came back, he had a bunch of keys in his hand.

The first door opened, "Tsunade, I'm coming in."

The outer room was dark and no one responded.

"Why are the curtains drawn?"

Xuanwu was a little surprised. He walked to the door of the inner room and knocked again, "Tsunade, I'm coming in."

I turned the handle, and it was still locked. Hey, I was really angry.

But this time Tsunade's voice came from inside, "Is it, is it Xuanwu-kun? Ah, that I, I heard it, you, you don't come in yet, I'm not wearing any clothes."

Tsunade was panicking at this moment: How did Xuanwu-kun get in? I remember I closed the door, I absolutely couldn’t let him see me!!!

She quickly opened the bottom of the bed and hid the forbidden book. While hiding it, she told Xuanwu not to let him in. In her panic, she even hit her knee.

“Ouch, it hurts, it hurts…”

Xuanwu was even more puzzled: Why is my beautiful girl so flustered? There must be a ghost. But since she is not wearing any clothes, hehe.

He placed the breakfast on the coffee table in the outer room, turned around, took out the key and inserted it into the keyhole, and the door opened.

At this time, Tsunade was still restoring the bed. The sound of unlocking the door was like a curse to her. She shouted anxiously: "Xuanwu-kun, wait a moment, please wait a moment, I'll be there soon!"

A certain pervert didn't care about that. Who could resist Tsunade without clothes? "I'm coming in, Qian-chan."

Xuanwu turned the doorknob and was about to rush in.