Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Tsunade used her jade hand to cover her byakugan and looked over, "Not bad, Xuanwu-kun, you hit the bull's eye."

Xuanwu clapped his hands, walked to Tsunade and said flatteringly: "Thank you very much, I can't compare to your Highness the Princess. If it were you, it would definitely be better."

Tsunade chuckled and gave Xuanwu a nice eye roll, "Virtue, huh."

Minato looked at the increasingly ambiguous atmosphere between the two and ran away decisively, leaving a sentence before leaving, "I'll go see if Senior Rope Tree is okay."

Wow, Minato was so fast that he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

With only two protagonists left in the scene, Xuanwu stopped hiding and hugged the beautiful girl in front of him, "What's wrong, dear? Have you been depressed since we set out?"

Tsunade didn't say anything. She first used her Byakugan to confirm that there was indeed no one around. Then she jumped up and wrapped her two 106-centimeter long legs around Xuanwu's waist. Her body was slightly taller than him. Then, she looked down at Xuanwu, put her arms on his shoulders, and lowered her head to kiss him.

Xuanwu was stunned by the combination of punches from the beautiful girl. Oh my god, this was the first time he was kissed by a sexy girl!

There’s a saying that goes, if you can’t resist, just lie down and enjoy it.

Xuanwu and Tsunade started to French kiss, but the difference from before was that Tsunade was the one who took the initiative at the beginning.

This was too much! Xuanwu immediately launched a counterattack, and the two tongues intertwined and lingered, switching back and forth between offense and defense.

Ten minutes later, Tsunade was the first to lose. It was because her lung capacity was not as good as Xuanwu's. She leaned on Xuanwu's shoulder and panted softly, "My king, are you satisfied?"

Xuanwu was still in a downtime state. Just now, he felt so good that he forgot about other things and just kissed Tsunade for ten minutes, and his tongue was all bruised.

Feeling Tsunade's breath on his neck and hearing such soft and sweet words, Xuanwu almost took off on the spot. He kneaded Tsunade's buttocks into the shape he wanted and said with a sly smile: "Little fairy, I was wondering why you left me alone in the empty room these days, it turns out you were busy upgrading."

Tsunade raised her head and looked into Xuanwu's eyes and said mischievously: "So do you like it, hehe."

"I like it. I like it very much. I like it so much that I can't like it more."

Tsunade was finally satisfied: Sister, let me try my hand at it, little Xuanwu, get it.

"Okay, let's get going."

Just when Xuanwu wanted to go further, Tsunade jumped off Xuanwu, put on a mask and evacuated the scene of the accident. Before leaving, she looked back and gave her Dalang a charming look.

Xuanwu and his older brother, who were already in combat mode, stood in the wind, disheveled: That's all, after so many days of training, I only learned how to kiss, and it's completely useless except making me more horny!

Tsunade used her Byakugan to observe the crazy Xuanwu's every move behind her. She smiled and said, "Sister, your trick of playing hard to get is quite successful, hehe."

Somehow, I suddenly felt that Hashirama Senju was so pitiful. Uh, it seems that Xuanwu is even more pitiful now.

......

When Xuanwu and Tsunade arrived, Orochimaru, Jiraiya and Kato Dan were all waiting for them at the gate of the camp. The reason was that Rope Tree was thrown directly into Orochimaru's room from two kilometers away, which almost scared Orochimaru, who was still taking a bath, into going insane and almost cut Rope Tree into two pieces by the Kusanagi sword.

Jiraiya and Kato Dan must have gone to Tsunade to show their affection.

"Welcome back, Tsunade"??2.

Jiraiya: "It's been a hard journey."

Kato Dan: "I prepared your favorite fruit wine, would you like some?"

The two of them stood on Tsunade's left and right, asking about her well-being.

Tsunade resisted the urge to smack them away and said, "Thank you, but no thanks. You two can take me to the medical department. I heard there are a lot of injured people."

Jiraiya: "Don't you want to take a break?"

A well appeared above Tsunade's head: "No, the wounded are more important."

Kato Dan: "Really? It's okay to take a rest."

Two well characters appeared above Tsunade's head: "That's really not necessary."

Jiraiya: "No need to work so hard, hehe, it's okay to go have a drink first."

Kato Dan: "You should take a rest. I will feel bad if you are tired."

Tsunade couldn't stand it anymore.

With two "clang clang" punches, the two idiots fell in the rain with white smoke coming out of their heads.

"Huh, it turns out that it's easier to take them away this way."

Tsunade grabbed the two men's legs with each hand and dragged them to the medical department.

Orochimaru didn't care about the three men's divine deployment at all, but said to Xuanwu: "Xuanwu-kun is good at throwing."

Looking at Orochimaru's meaningful eyes, Xuanwu felt very annoyed.

"I'm so sorry, Lord Orochimaru. I accidentally threw the rope tree into your tent. It's my fault."

"How did Xuanwu know that the rope tree fell into my tent? I don't remember saying that. It's hard for me not to think you did it on purpose when you said that."

Damn, I was tricked.

"How could that be? How could I possibly see your exact location from such a long distance?"

Orochimaru stared into Xuanwu's eyes and said, "Yeah, yeah, who knows."

After watching Tsunade successfully send Jiraiya and Kato away (dragging them away counts as sending them away, that's it), Xuanwu finally found some time to be alone with Orochimaru.

He stepped forward, put his arm around Orochimaru's shoulders, and whispered, "Lord Orochimaru, can you please have a moment with me? I have a question for you."

Orochimaru licked his nose with his long tongue and smiled more playfully, "Ah, how strange that Xuanwu-kun would actually ask me for help."

In Xuanwu's tent, the two sat opposite each other.

Xuanwu stammered and said, "Lord Orochimaru, it's actually nothing important, that's it, that, that, you know, that..."

Seeing that Xuanwu hadn't been able to come up with anything after talking for a long time, Orochimaru could only take the initiative to admit, "You want to ask me if I know about you and Tsunade."

"Oh, yes, yes, that's what I wanted to say, ahaha."

Xuanwu put away his amusement, stood up and said seriously: "So, you really know it."

Looking at Xuanwu's serious face, Orochimaru said jokingly: "Xuanwu's eyes are so scary, so, are you planning to kill me, the insider?"

Xuanwu laughed out loud, sat back in his seat, and waved his hand, "How is that possible? You are my good friend, how could I do such an excessive thing."

"Oh my, I'm so important to Xuanwu Jun. This is a cause for celebration."

"So how did you find out?"

"Secret, oh, secret, I can't tell you."

"Let me ask you this for the time being. You haven't announced it yet because you're waiting for me to find you."

"Ah, well, who knows?"

Since that's the case, Xuanwu just gave up and said, "Please state your conditions, Lord Orochimaru. How can I shut you up?"

Orochimaru couldn't stop smiling, he raised a finger, "First, I need a tube of your blood, Xuanwu-kun."

Uncle Snake really knows how to take advantage of others' misfortunes.