Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Just as he was about to open the door, it opened by itself. Tsunade, wearing purple translucent pajamas, leaned against the door and greeted him, "Hi, good morning, Xuanwu-kun."

But she kept glancing back out of the corner of her eye, and only felt relieved when she saw everything returned to normal: Phew, luckily, luckily, I made it.

Xuanwu was very disappointed, as he was supposed to be not wearing any clothes.

"Why do you have such dark circles under your eyes?"

Tsunade suddenly had an idea and covered her mouth with one hand and yawned, "Ha, about this, I didn't sleep well last night. I just fell asleep and was woken up by you. I'm not happy."

The first move of Uzumaki Yufu: Push the blame onto the other party, you are never wrong!

Xuanwu was a little speechless. After all this time, she still blamed him for disturbing the beautiful girl's sleep. But it seemed that there was nothing wrong with what she said.

"Then why do you keep looking back?"

"Huh? Oh, no, I just miss my bed."

"No, tell me the truth, are you hiding some bastard?"

Xuanwu became even more confused, so he picked up the beautiful girl who was blocking his way and went into the room. He looked around every corner, but there was no one.

Uzumaki Mifu's second move: Say the saddest words in the most aggrieved tone.

Tsunade fell into Xuanwu's arms and burst into tears: "It's so unfair that you actually doubted me. You probably don't love me anymore. There's not even the most basic trust between boyfriends and girlfriends. Why am I so miserable? It's okay to meet a scumbag, but he's such an unreasonable scumbag, wuwuwu."

Xuanwu was really confused. What happened to the little rabbit today? Why did it feel like it evolved into a little wild cat?

In desperation, he could only coax the beautiful girl in his arms. Finally, after paying a price of 100 million taels, he finally coaxed this annoying little goblin.

Finally, Xuanwu, who was pushed out of the room by Tsunade, still didn't understand why he was regarded as an ungrateful, heartless and ungrateful pig's hoof just because he invited his girlfriend to dinner? Oh, by the way, he even gave her 100 million taels.

He knocked on the door again and asked, "Dear, are you going to have breakfast today?"

"No, I need to catch up on some sleep."

Xuanwu could only carry the plate out again, thinking it was a wasted trip.

Tsunade, who was eavesdropping behind the door, was secretly delighted. She patted her chest and muttered to herself, "Huh, I finally got away with it. If Master Xuanwu found out that I was reading that kind of book, I might as well die on the spot. The things my grandmother left behind are simply treasures, hehe."

This is the first time that Tsunade has the upper hand since they started dating. I don’t know what’s going on, but before they were together, Tsunade could always control Xuanwu at will, but after they were together, she was always the one who was bullied.

Now, Her Royal Highness the Princess has finally regained a little confidence, but I don’t know how long it can last.

The beautiful girl who had tasted the sweetness for the first time stared blankly at the bed, "Why don't you catch up on some sleep first? Dark circles under your eyes are ugly."

So, Tsunade, who had just opened the door to a new world, once again devoted herself to this glorious and great cause.

...

The vacation is over and the Xuanwu team is heading to the Sand Village battlefield.

At the same time, Chiyo, who was still adapting to her prosthetic limbs, also personally watched her son and daughter-in-law go to the battlefield. Looking at the two people gradually going away, Chiyo always felt a little uneasy in her heart, until the two of them disappeared on the horizon, Chiyo retracted her gaze and said to herself: "It will be fine, Shamon and Ebizo are both on the battlefield, they will definitely take good care of them for me. Sigh, really, the older people get, the more sentimental they become."

Chiyo shook her head and turned back to the village.

The Xuanwu team was speeding, but Tsunade was unhappy all the way, and her resentful eyes made someone feel creepy.

Xuanwu, who was running in the front, was a little confused and thought to himself: What's wrong with Tsunade? Is she unsatisfied? That's right, she hasn't slept with me for several days, so this is it.

"Senior Xuanwu, why are you laughing so meanly?"

Shengshu, who suddenly ran to Xuanwu, was a little confused. What happened to the captain, who has always been a warm and noble man?

Xuanwu recovered in a second, "It's okay, I just thought of something fun. You retreat and keep the formation."

"Oh."

Nawaki reluctantly returned to his original position, which was next to Tsunade.

It's not that he doesn't want to stay with his sister, but what's wrong with her these past few days? She's like an abandoned woman. Her cold aura can freeze the surroundings. How can he stay with her?

Sheng Shu mustered up the courage to ask, "Sister, are you having your period?"

Is Tsunade having her period?

not at all.

The reason why the beautiful girl was depressed was that she had been practicing in seclusion these days, and even Xuanwu's beauty could not disturb her mind. She finally came out of seclusion and was about to show her skills, but ended up going to the battlefield. She had read that kind of book for many days, and it was very harmful to her body to keep holding it in!!!

The princess said unhappily, "You just got your period. Your whole family has their period. Go to the back and don't bother me."

"Oh."

Rope Tree retreated again with a wronged look on his face, standing side by side with Minato at the end.

He whispered to Minato, "Minato, look at this. My sister really doesn't know what's good and what's bad. I finally showed some concern for her, but she was scolded. This tigress deserves it. She's 22 years old and doesn't even have a partner. She deserves it, she really deserves it."

Minato forced a smile as a drop of sweat seeped out of his forehead. It seemed that Senior Rope Tree should continue to nourish his brain.

He comforted her, "It's possible that sister-in-law, ah, it's because Lady Tsunade is a little unwell today. Senior Nawaki, don't worry about it. Also, Lady Tsunade is very good, so please don't slander her."

Minato thought to himself: For the sake of your own life and health, please keep your mouth shut, Senior Ropeki. If you cause dissatisfaction to someone, you may be destroyed one day.

Rope Tree, who had been jumping back and forth on the edge of life and death without knowing it, said disdainfully: "Her? And there are suitors? Apart from a pervert like Jiraiya, who else could be interested in her? I think she will either be single for the rest of her life, or she can only find that white-haired guy to make do with. Which good man would marry her? Are his eyes light bulbs?"

Nawaki kept dissing his sister in a low voice, but Minato kept staring at a certain nice guy, and if I was not mistaken, he must be angry.

He quickly interrupted Nawaki, "Nawaki-senpai, stop talking, Lady Tsunade is really nice."

Sheng Shu still didn't agree. "What's good about it? As I said before, whoever wants to be her boyfriend is a big fool."

The Xuanwu at the front suddenly stopped, and the whole team stopped as well.

Minato was speechless: Alas, I tried my best, and you, Senior Ropeki, just wish him good luck.

Xuanwu instantly appeared in front of Shengshu, squinting his eyes and smiling, "Shengshu, although we have entered the Rain Country, we still have some distance to our destination. In order to prevent an ambush, please go explore the way first, how about that?"

Sheng Shu patted his chest and agreed, "Leave it to me."

As he said this, he was about to take the Moon Step into the air.

"Wait, your method is too slow, I have a faster method."

"what way?"

Xuanwu grabbed the clothes on Shengshu's back and said, "That's it!"

"The Art of Multiplication",

"Armament Haki",

"Super Power One, Unparalleled" maximum power,

Leave you!

"Ahhhh!!!!"

With Rope Tree's screams, he flew into the air like a cannonball and turned into a tiny dot in the blink of an eye.

You deserve it. You really deserve it.