Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Xuanwu controlled the flying humanoid Susanoo to make hand seals.

"Fire escape, great fire extinguishing",

The overwhelming orange-red sea of ​​fire rushed straight towards Shukaku, and the surrounding rain was instantly evaporated by the high temperature (Gu Meinei, her mental energy was too much consumed, and she could no longer attach domineering aura at will).

Shukaku patted its fat belly.

"Wind escape, practice air bullets",

The huge chakra bomb collided with the sea of ​​fire.

Fire does restrain wind, but there is more than one empty bullet to practice!

Shukaku continued to pat his belly.

"Wind escape, practice air bullet combo",

Two more gas bullets were fired, dispersing the sea of ​​fire.

"Little devil, let's see how long you can hide!"

One after another, the air training bullets were fired at Xuanwu.

The humanoid Susanoo dodged continuously and avoided them all.

Shukaku was furious, what a great thing it is to be able to fly!

It patted its belly again and fired a round of training bullets at the surrounding ninjas.

Xuanwu would not let this beast do whatever it wants, so he teleported to the front of the practice air bullet.

The "Enchanted Lightning Blade" chopped vertically, and the purple "Thunder Slash" flew out, splitting the Liankong Bullet into two, and then chopped down Shukaku without slowing down, and a huge gap appeared in its belly again.

"Ah! I'm so angry!"

Since the Tailed Beast Cannon can't do anything to you, use the Tailed Beast Ball!

Shukaku opened his mouth wide, blue and purple swirled around its mouth, and a purple-black Tailed Beast Ball gradually formed.

Xuanwu sneered and seized Shukaku's stiff period, and activated the power of "realm" that he had been planning for a long time.

The humanoid Susanoo disappeared, and appeared behind Shukaku the next second.

"Super Strength 2, Meteor",

"Explosive Slash",

Xuanwu quickly drew his sword.

With the first strike, the Enchanted Lightning Blade cut off Shukaku's left arm.

The second blow severed his right arm.

The third blow severed the left leg.

The fourth blow severed the right leg.

The fifth strike cut off the tail.

The One-Tailed Shukaku officially becomes a beast stick.

Xuanwu took out a scroll and opened it. The big tail was sealed inside before it fell to the ground.

It's great to capture the chakra of the first tail~

"Ah! I'm going to kill you!"

Shukaku was helpless and furious, the Tailed Beast Ball took shape, but it was not aimed at Xuanwu, but at Orochimaru and others who were carved into a seal.

"Go to hell with that bitch!"

The Tailed Beast Ball is shot out.

Jiraiya cursed loudly: "Damn it, this is a lack of martial ethics. You can't beat Xuanwu Jun so you take it out on passers-by!"

Xuanwu bit his middle finger and quickly formed a seal.

The humanoid Susanoo slammed the ground with both hands.

"The art of summoning spirits, triple Rashomon",

Three huge steel doors with evil spirits carved on them emerged from the ground in a staggered manner.

The Tailed Beast Ball knocked down three ghost gates, but its trajectory was also changed, and it flew into the sky, brushing past Kato Dan's head.

Kato Dan breathed a sigh of relief: Oh my god, I'm saved.

He rubbed his head out of habit and asked curiously, "Well, why does my head feel a little cold?"

"Ha ha ha ha..."

The ninjas standing next to Kato Dan laughed unkindly.

A generation of handsome men became the Mediterranean.

Orochimaru and Jiraiya finally completed the technique, and they formed seals together.

"Four Symbols Seal",

Four techniques formed a black chain that pulled the beast stick Shukaku into a urinal.

Why a urinal?

Who knows? Anyway, the sealing tools were found by Jiraiya.

Xuanwu untied Susanoo, sent Zhanlu back to the "realm" space, and came to Orochimaru.

Orochimaru was about to speak when Xuanwu interrupted him.

"Go find Tsunade and save me!"

After Xuanwu said this, he fainted: Did I forget something?

Orochimaru was confused. Tsunade had turned into ashes. Where could he find her?

He held Xuanwu and shouted: "Doctor!!! Doctor..."

In a hidden corner, a half-black, half-white creature with its upper body popping out of the ground witnessed everything.

Black Zetsu: "Mission accomplished, let's go."

Bai Zetsu: "Ah~ I want to watch it for a while longer."

......

half year later,

"Mr. Xuanwu, when will you wake up?"

"Mr. Xuanwu, I'm almost suffocating!"

"Xuanwu Jun, please wake up, I'm almost done with the wine, wuwuwu."

"Lord Xuanwu, do you want to starve your wife to death before you wake up?"

"Lord Xuanwu!"

"Mr. Xuanwu!!"

"Xuanwu-kun!!!"

Over the past six months, Tsunade's mental journey has been like a roller coaster.

After three days in a coma, the beautiful girl who got a B- was awakened by hunger.

The feeling of hunger and the familiar surroundings made her realize that she was not dead yet.

With an empty stomach, she struggled and ran straight to the refrigerator. She ate everything in the refrigerator, including bread, biscuits, apples, tomatoes, and bananas. After drinking three bottles of sake, she finally got rid of her hunger.

Patting her chest that had deflated several levels, and letting out a long burp, Tsunade said to herself, "I was killed by the Tailed Beast Ball, how come I suddenly appeared in my bedroom in the Realm?

No matter what, it was Xuanwu Jun who saved me. Hehe, that’s what I said, I’ve never lost when I gambled my life.”

However, Tsunade looked at her little white rabbit with a B- and felt extremely distressed. "Really? I finally got promoted to D+. I wanted to try the style in the book with Xuanwu-kun after the war. What should I do now? I can't hold it."

Thinking of her lover, Tsunade's brain finally reacted, "Huh? That's not right, how could my Xuanwu-kun let me fall asleep by myself? And I've been awake for such a long time, he should have noticed it."

She opened the main world vision (Her Royal Highness has high authority, except that she can't enter and exit on her own and operate things with her mind, she can do everything else), and found that Xuanwu was actually in the Konoha ward, and...

"Oh my god, is this Xuanwu Jun? So handsome, so charming, I really want to touch him, this sickly handsome man in a coma, I want him so much!"

She immediately shouted to Xuanwu through her consciousness, but no matter how hard she tried, her man would not wake up.

"Mr. Xuanwu? Are you okay?"

Tsunade immediately checked the various monitors next to the hospital bed.

"His heart rate is normal, his blood pressure is normal, and all other indicators are normal, except that his brain waves are in an extremely low activity state. It seems that he has fallen into a deep sleep. He is also being transfused with glucose and protein."

Tsunade felt relieved.

"He looks fine, but why does his condition look so much like the effect of taking the enhanced red pill? What did he do? Did he go to fight Shukaku to vent his anger for me after defeating the Second Kazekage?"

The corners of Tsunade's mouth curled up involuntarily, but the words that came out were, "Ahou."

Since she knew her man was just in a coma, she naturally stopped worrying and was not in a hurry to leave. It was a good opportunity for her to take two days off. After all, a coma wouldn't last long.

So, she began to live a life of luxury in a space with sufficient food and water, a full range of alcoholic beverages and a private bathroom. Every day she got drunk, slept when drunk, and drank again when she woke up, over and over again. Finally, no one cared about her, which was great~

The first month was great. These guys actually thought I was dead. It made me laugh to death. Hahahaha...

The second month, it’s so cool. By the way, Kushina, you little brat, stay away from Xuanwu-kun’s body!

The third month, ah, it’s a bit boring. Why hasn’t Mr. Xuanwu woken up yet? I’ll study my grandmother’s book, hehe.

It's getting weirder and weirder, I want a man!!!

In the fourth month, Her Royal Highness the Princess, with her eyes red, was pretending to be crazy and said, "Let me out!"

In the fifth month, Tsunade, who had entered sage mode due to being too exhausted, had no desires or requests. Let her be destroyed. She was tired.

In the sixth month, the princess, who claimed to be a lady, kept calling Xuanwu in her consciousness every day. She had even promised Xuanwu that as long as he woke up, she would not resist no matter what he did to her.

......