Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Six months later, Xuanwu slowly opened his eyes.

In fact, he should have slept longer, but he was forced to wake up because he was constantly disturbed by a certain sound.

"It's so noisy."

He did open his eyes, but he still couldn't see anything clearly.

"Damn, that's a bit too much."

Xuanwu's consciousness is still stuck at the end of his battle with Shukaku six months ago.

Due to overuse of the kaleidoscope, he is going blind again.

A certain beautiful girl in the “Jing” space was about to explode with anger, “Mr. Xuanwu, you big scumbag, let me out now!”

"Huh? Who's talking?"

Tsunade was full of black lines on her face, "Akimichi Genbu! I am Shudaoshan!"

Xuanwu didn't dare to be naughty anymore and released someone who was almost going crazy in the space.

"Phew, he's finally out."

Tsunade touched here and sniffed there, "Ah, this bed is still so hard, this flower is not very fragrant, this is not a very beautiful world, I am back again, hahaha..."

Looking at the phantom of this crazy woman tossing back and forth in the room, Xuanwu was a little amused, "Tsunade, I just locked you up for a few days, there's no need to be so excited."

Her Royal Highness the Princess was frowning. The next second, she appeared in front of Xuanwu. She wanted to give him a slap, but this weak handsome man was too handsome and she couldn't do it.

The beautiful girl reluctantly put down her raised hand and said fiercely: "How many days? Do you know how long you were unconscious? Six months! You locked me in the "realm" space for six whole months, doesn't your heart hurt?"

"Nani!"

Now it was Xuanwu's turn to be shocked.

At this moment, the door of the ward was pushed open, and Nawaki, Minato, Kushina, Hatake Sakumo and Orochimaru all came in.

Looking at Xuanwu who had woken up and Tsunade standing beside him, everyone fell silent.

Hatake Sakumo: Uh, am I dazzled?

Orochimaru: Could it be that Genbu-kun is also going to die, and Tsunade is coming to pick her up?

Sheng Shu: Sister, are you here to take Xuanwu senior away?

Minato: His face is rosy and he has a breath, so he should be a real person, probably. Ahaha, by the way, I didn’t protect Lady Tsunade well, so she won’t eat me first, I hope.

Kushina: No way, this bad woman is going to haunt Brother Xuanwu even after her death!

Xuanwu was a little confused. What was wrong with these people? Why were they standing there like idiots?

Tsunade of course understood why, she smiled and waved to everyone, "Hey, Sassi, ignore me."

“Ghost!” times 5.

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After Minato's explanation, Xuanwu, who was drinking porridge on the hospital bed, finally understood what had happened.

At that time, everyone thought that Tsunade was killed in the explosion, so they held a grand funeral for her after returning to the village. Tsunade in the "realm" space saw all of this clearly, and she almost died of laughter.

As a result, if she suddenly appears in front of everyone half a year later, won’t she be considered a ghost?

"It's really my fault. I fainted without explaining the situation. I'm sorry, everyone."

The five people with bruises on their heads standing side by side at the wall nodded aggrievedly. They felt so wronged. They just came to visit a patient, but they were beaten.

Xuanwu was about to continue drinking his porridge when Tsunade snatched it away.

"Tsunade? What are you doing?"

"Ahem, it's nothing. I just woke up and can't eat too much. It's easy to get indigestion."

She would never admit that she was afraid that Xuanwu would eat too much and turn back into his previous muscular hunk.

How can a macho man be as attractive as a handsome man, hehe.

Xuanwu was a little speechless, but forget it, he turned to Orochimaru and said: "How is the war going now, Lord Orochimaru?"

Orochimaru found a chair and sat down, then said slowly: "Konoha's Second Ninja World War is over, Xuanwu-kun."

"What! Is this the end?"

Hatake Sakumo replied: "Yes, it ended with our victory."

"Details, details, I want to hear details!"

Orochimaru answered him,

"The battle that day caused the Sand Ninja to lose more than 4,500 ninjas. More importantly, the Second Kazekage died and Shukaku was sealed by us. With their current strength, they can only protect themselves and are completely unable to fight again.

So I led my troops straight to the second battlefield.

For some unknown reason, the Sand Village and the Rain Village did not inform the Iwagakure Village of their defeat. When Ōnoki saw us, he felt terrible. It was a pity that I didn't bring a camera with me, otherwise I would have taken some pictures.

More than 20,000 of us fought a decisive battle at the border between the Rain Kingdom and the Grass Kingdom.

I won't go into details about the specific battle process, you can check the files yourself. In the end, we killed five thousand Rock Ninjas at the cost of more than two thousand lives, and Ohnoki had to retreat. However, the Limit Stripping Technique he released at the end killed nearly a thousand ninjas in an instant. Nearly half of the more than two thousand people we sacrificed were killed because of this technique.

Originally, the stubborn old man Ohnoki wanted to continue fighting, but after the Third Raikage learned that the coalition forces of the Earth, Wind, and Rain Kingdoms were defeated, he actually led 4,000 Cloud Ninjas across the ocean to attack the Earth Kingdom.

Ohnoki had no choice but to return to his country and resist the attack of the Hidden Cloud Ninja with all his strength. Now the Land of Earth and the Land of Lightning are still fighting. It is said that the Third Raikage, that reckless man, rushed into the Rock Ninja camp alone and killed people indiscriminately. The Third Tsuchikage couldn't catch him at all and could only watch from the sky. In the end, he had no choice but to use Dust Release to bombard the Cloud Ninja. Both sides suffered heavy casualties, but this has nothing to do with us.

The three countries of Earth, Wind, and Rain took the initiative to seek negotiations with the Fire Country. After paying a large amount of money and strategic materials, the four countries signed a peace treaty. The treaty stipulated that the Rain Country would cede one-third of its land to the Fire Country, and would be semi-demilitarized. The number of ninjas on the payroll should not exceed two hundred. In addition, half of the missions of the Rain Country would be taken over by the Fire Country. The three-country alliance previously signed between the Wind Country and the Earth Country was invalidated.

In the end, the only ones who got hurt were the Rain Kingdom and the Grass Kingdom which suffered an unexpected disaster.

By the way, the Kingdom of Wind and the Kingdom of Earth wanted to take back the One-Tailed Shukaku and the Four-Tailed Son Goku, but they were sternly rejected by the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen. So although the two sides signed a peace agreement, they temporarily shelved the dispute over the ownership of the tailed beasts. "

After listening, Xuanwu asked, "What about the battle damage?"

Orochimaru was silent.

Seeing this, Hatake Sakumo took over the conversation, "Let me tell you, from the beginning of the Second Ninja World War to now, 8536 people from Konoha have been killed, and there are more than 1000 seriously injured. The overall strength has been reduced by more than one third. In addition, Yamanaka Kiichi and Nara Shikahira were blown to pieces by Ōnoki's final blow, and the last two elders of your Akimichi clan also died..."

After hearing these words, everyone fell silent.

Orochimaru looked out the window and sighed: "War is really cruel. Life is so fragile in front of it."

At this time, the door of the ward was pushed open again, and Akimichi Sanae, Nara Kiyomizu and Yamanaka Yu walked in together.

Sanae looked at Xuanwu who had already sat up and said happily: "Ah, Xuanwu-kun is awake."

However, Shimizu and Yamanaka Yu pointed at Tsunade, and were so frightened that they couldn't say a word.

"Ah my, aren't these my two lovely disciples?"

“Ghost!” times 2.

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