Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

"It's over. It's over."

This was the only thought left in Tsunade's mind. She kept recalling the contents of the Uzumaki Miyabi Eighteen Styles, hoping to find a way to survive tonight's disaster.

Kato Dan, ah Kato Dan, why are you coming over here to join in the fun for no reason!!!

"Tsunade, this is the seafood I peeled for you personally, please try it."

"Did you wash your hands?"

"what?"

Kato Dan was a little confused.

Tsunade continued expressionlessly, "Did I ask you if you washed your hands?"

"I washed my hands thoroughly and used soap before eating."

"Oh, and did you wear gloves?"

"Yes, he wore two pairs."

“Oh, are you wearing a mask?”

“This, this doesn’t seem to exist.”

"I'm sorry, but I don't eat seafood that has been touched by other people's breath."

After Tsunade finished speaking, she turned around and ignored him, thinking hopefully in her heart: Phew, it’s okay, grandma, you saved my life again, I will burn paper for you tomorrow.

Three big question marks popped up on Kato Duan’s forehead. What was going on? Wasn’t he smiling sweetly at the beginning? Why did the situation change so suddenly and become like this?

He wanted to try harder, but Tsunade had completely ignored him.

Feeling frustrated, he was about to take the plate back to his seat, but Xuanwu snatched it away.

"Senior Duan, I don't mind your breath, so considering that I'm a patient, can you send me off?"

This guy even coughed twice in a pretentious manner.

Kato Dan is Kato Dan. How could he, a sunny and cheerful person, think of Xuanwu's dirty thoughts?

He forced a smile, "Okay, I hope Xuanwu-kun likes it."

Xuanwu grabbed the bamboo shoots, "Wow, it's heart-shaped, thank you Kato-senpai for the little heart."

Kato Dan felt like a knife was stabbed in his heart.

Xuanwu picked up a large shrimp and put it into his mouth. "Oh, it's delicious. What a pity that Tsunade-sensei has mysophobia and can't enjoy it."

Kato Dan felt as if countless knives were stabbing his heart, and he became even more unhappy.

He sat back down in despair, feeling like he had lost 100 million, and drank one sad glass after another...

Every time Xuanwu took a bite of seafood, he would look at Tsunade. Our princess could only pretend not to see it and cover up her embarrassment by drinking.

As luck would have it, I got the same fruit wine as Kato Dan, lemon flavored. What's more, Xuanwu also noticed it...

Shinnosuke sniffed his nose and said, "Strange, where does such a strong sour smell come from?"

Sanae saw everything and laughed as she ate. She felt more and more that her feelings were correct.

......

A banquet ended in which everyone was happy except the host and a frustrated man.

The drunk and unconscious Kato Dan was sent back by Shinnosuke, and most of the others also went home after eating and drinking.

The three little ones started cleaning.

The only ones left in the living room were Genbu, Hatake Sakumo, Orochimaru, and Might Dai.

By the way, Tsunade has gone upstairs on the grounds that she can't handle the alcohol.

Xuanwu asked, "By the way, where is Jiraiya? Why didn't he come today?"

Orochimaru: "He said that the war brought indelible trauma to the Rain Country and he wanted to stay there to atone for his sins. He wrote to me last month saying that he met three interesting guys and he wanted to take them in as his disciples."

"I see. Jiraiya is still so sentimental."

Orochimaru complained: "Actually, I think that guy couldn't accept the blow of Tsunade's death and didn't want to go back to the village to see the things that reminded him of her."

Hatake Sakumo nodded and said, "I think so too."

Xuanwu felt that Jiraiya really wanted to atone for his sins. He vaguely remembered that in the original time and space, Jiraiya also stayed in the Rain Country for a long time.

Hatake Sakumo changed the subject, "Let's not talk about him for now. Let me tell you something. Dai and I are getting married! How about it? Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

After hearing this, Xuanwu and Orochimaru's expressions were no longer one of shock, but of fear!

They looked back and forth between Sakumo and Dai. This, this, this, they never thought Sakumo was this kind of person!

Hatake Sakumo was a little confused about these two people, "What are you looking at? I said we are getting married, give me a reaction!"

Orochimaru was too tired to complain and took a sip of wine to calm his nerves.

Xuanwu didn't know how to start, so he said tentatively: "Well, Senior Sakumo, nowadays people do value freedom of love. Of course, we won't discriminate against you and Dai, but as for marriage, it seems that there is no precedent in our village. Has the Third Hokage agreed?"

???

!!!

Hatake Sakumo and Might Dai's faces turned red at the same time.

Might Dai hurriedly shook his hands and explained: "Um, um, you misunderstood, it's not that Sakumo and I are getting married, but that we are getting married, ah, no, it's that Sakumo and I are getting married, that's not right..."

The CPU on Dai has burned out, and the situation is getting worse.

Hatake Sakumo interrupted Might Dai, "Dai, let me explain."

He said to Xuanwu and Orochimaru: "It's not that we two are getting married, but that we are each going to marry our own girlfriends. Do you understand, two old bachelors with brains full of yellow garbage!"

Only then did Xuanwu and Orochimaru realize what was going on.

"Congratulations!" 2.

"When are you getting married?"

"We haven't booked it yet, but we want to get married at the same time. You all have to come, and that guy Jiraiya has to come too."

"How about the 8th of next month? It's an auspicious day."

"Alternative, alternative."

"The 6th of the month after next wouldn't be bad either."

"Alternative, alternative."

......

At night, after washing up and lying on the bed, Xuanwu still sighed, "Time flies so fast. I didn't expect Shumao and Dai to get married soon."

Looking at how happy they were, Xuanwu felt a little envious. Although he was only 19 years old physically, he was already an old man in his s mentally. Not to mention getting married, he was actually still a virgin. It was really a shame for the time travelers!

I couldn't help but think of Tsunade again. Humph, I'm angry. She said that Kato Dan was not her type, but after I became this type, the way she looked at me was so dull. Doesn't this prove that she was lying to me before?

And in order to prevent me from changing back, she actually made me drink porridge every day. It's true, women's mouths are deceiving.

The most important thing is that I have definitely seen it many times before.

When someone gets jealous, he will start to have all kinds of crazy thoughts. He has already started to question when Tsunade started to like him.

It's ridiculous~

The window was opened, and Xuanwu, hearing the noise, quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

"Mr. Xuanwu?"

Her Xuanwu Jun continued to pretend to sleep.

When a beauty is in my arms, her body fragrance fills my nose.

Brother Xuanwu Jun was about to rebel, but he was still trying his best to pretend to be asleep.

However, the trembling eyelids have already exposed someone's irritable heart at the moment.

There was no way not to feel annoyed. It had been nearly nine months since he last slept with Tsunade.

Tsunade looked at Xuanwu who was pretending to sleep and smiled wickedly: Little girl, can't I cure you, a little virgin?

The 172.1cm tall beauty was lying on her side beside Xuanwu, her 107cm long legs resting on his belly, her lips gently blowing into his ear, her voice audible, "Oh, Xuanwu-kun is asleep, what a pity, I specially wore a purple semi-transparent hollow lace nightgown today."

Xuanwu, who was pretending to be asleep, moved his index finger.

"I even wore black stockings on purpose."

Xuanwu, who was pretending to be asleep, had a dry mouth and his Adam's apple kept moving.

Seeing that Xuanwu was still pretending, Tsunade used her ultimate move, "He's even wearing Valentino."

Xuanwu couldn't bear it any longer, and turned over and pressed Tsunade under him, "Little fairy, do you know that you are playing with fire?"

The beautiful girl's slender hands were around Xuanwu's neck. Her sapphire-like eyes looked at Xuanwu charmingly, and her cherry-pink lips opened slightly, "Mr. Xuanwu, tonight, I am yours."