Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

After Xuanwu woke up, people came to visit him all the time, but everyone who saw Tsunade would scream, making others think that the hospital was haunted.

Tsunade not only did not feel embarrassed but enjoyed it instead. Yes, she beat up everyone who came in, how could she not be happy.

As a result, Xuanwu couldn't bear it anymore. After spending two hours adapting his body, he quickly changed his clothes and left the hospital. He was afraid of being deafened if he stayed any longer.

At the long table in his own home, Minato put forth his efforts in preparing a sumptuous welcoming banquet for Xuanwu.

Pork elbow, sweet and sour pork, braised pork with preserved vegetables, chicken with belly, beef brisket with potatoes, braised spareribs, sweet and sour fish, boiled pork slices, lobster, and crab are all Xuanwu's favorite foods.

Considering that there were many people, including several members of the Akimichi clan, all the dishes were served in bowls, and in double portions.

Since it was his own home and Xuanwu was still a patient, he sat in the main seat for once, with Tsunade on her right, followed by Nawaki, Orochimaru, Hatake Sakumo, Might Dai, Nara Shimizu, Yamanaka Yu, Minato, and Kushina.

Sitting on the left side of Xuanwu is Sarutobi Shinnosuke, and then in order are Akimichi Sanae, Kato Dan, and the new heads of the Ino, Shika and Chou families, uh, actually three elementary school students who have not yet graduated from the ninja school, Akimichi Chouza, Nara Shikaku and Yamanaka Inoichi.

Xuanwu’s circle is neither big nor small. Compared with a few years ago, there are a few fewer elders and a few more villains.

At this time, the others were toasting each other, eating and chatting happily, with all kinds of delicious fish and meat on display. However, our patient, Akimichi Genbu, who had been unconscious for half a year, had only a bowl of vegetable porridge in front of him.

What's his last name? Akimichi!

Where is he? His own home!

As a result, he who always loved meat could only look at it but not eat it. He cried while drinking this porridge without any meat. Moreover, this porridge was cooked by Tsunade, that cooking idiot. It was tasteless, and it even smelled like burnt meat!!!

Xuanwu could only be angry but not speak:

"Ah, Ding Zuo, that's my pig's trotter, don't move!"

"Matt Dai, put down that crab claw!"

"My sweet and sour pork, please leave a piece for me, woo woo woo."

Looking at Xuanwu's appearance that was uglier than death, Tsunade said delicately: "Xuanwu-kun, is the porridge I made not delicious?"

Xuanwu, who was originally in mourning, immediately changed his expression, "How is it possible? The porridge you make is the most delicious. I will eat it all without leaving a drop."

Tsunade was very satisfied with what Xuanwu said, "Xuanwu-kun, it's not that I want to abuse you, but you really can't eat big fish and meat now, you need to take good care of yourself."

"Ah, bah, I don't believe you, who would want to eat porridge?"

Xuanwu could also complain in his heart, but he would never dare to say this, "Oh, yes, yes, then I want to ask, how long does it take to adjust?"

Tsunade put a finger to her lips and looked up at the rooftop, thinking seriously.

Xuanwu was overjoyed, "One day?"

Tsunade shook her head.

"Could it be a week?"

Tsunade shook her head again.

"It won't be a month!"

Tsunade said softly: "It's a lifetime, hehe."

"Nani!!!"

Xuanwu looked at Tsunade in shock. What was going on? Why would he have to eat porridge for the rest of his life?

Tsunade pretended to be wronged, and looked at Xuanwu pitifully with her big tearful eyes, and said fearfully: "What's wrong? Is it not okay? I am doing this for your own good. Eating too much meat is not good for your health."

"Yes, eating too much meat is bad for your health, but if I drink porridge every day, I'm afraid I'll die of malnutrition first."

"How about adding an extra egg?"

Shinnosuke, who was sitting opposite Tsunade, couldn't stand it anymore and said to Tsunade, "Tsunade, it's hard to believe that Xuanwu, who is 192cm tall (he's grown again), only eats so little."

Tsunade, who was just a little white rabbit, turned into a tigress in an instant. She slammed the table hard, glared at Shinnosuke and said, "Shut up and eat yours."

The prince immediately gave in and lowered his head to eat the chicken leg.

Sheng Shu said, "Sister, you are too cruel. Who would be a good person and eat porridge every day?"

Tsunade went up and slapped him, "You little girl, you are being rebellious, you dare to talk back to me, your sister? Do you want to get your pocket money next month?"

In less than a second, Sheng Shu was suppressed. With a big bump on his head, he dared not speak anymore, but he complained in his heart: It's as if you gave me pocket money. Every time it was given to me by Senior Xuanwu. Besides, I'm a ninja now, why do I need those little things!

Orochimaru also wanted to give some advice, after all, he had received so many benefits from Xuanwu. He said to Tsunade in a negotiating tone: "Well, Tsunade, Xuanwu-kun was so strong before, but now he is almost as thin as a lightning bolt. If you just drink porridge..."

"Ok?"

Tsunade turned her head and looked at Orochimaru, her eyes revealing murderous intent.

Orochimaru immediately changed his words, "Drinking more porridge is good for your health. Yes, it is good for your health."

Then he followed suit and lowered his head to peel the prawns: Lord Xuanwu, you'll just have to wish you good luck. As for me, Snake, I'd better just focus on eating melons.

Others did not dare to persuade him anymore and pretended not to see it.

but..

"thin?"

Hearing this word, Xuanwu realized something was wrong: After Tsunade came out of the "realm" space, her eyes hardly left my body. At first I thought it was because she hadn't touched me for half a year. Now that I think about it, combined with her not wanting me to eat too much, it should be because...

Xuanwu's eyes gradually became dangerous, "Tsunade, I'm afraid it's not because you want me to only drink porridge that it's good for my health."

The beautiful girl felt a little flustered for some reason. "Ahaha, there is no other reason. Of course I am doing this for your own good."

"Really? Teacher Tsunade still cares about her students as always."

Xuanwu glanced at the only handsome man at the table besides him (although his hair had not fully grown yet) and then drank the porridge in silence.

Of course, Xuanwu's actions could not be hidden from Tsunade who had been staring at him: It's over, my little trick has been discovered.

The short-haired Kato Dan, who was arranging the dishes, suddenly felt her anus tighten: Huh? There is murderous intent!

He looked around: No problem, it seems that I haven't completely come out of the state of war, I'm always suspicious.

"OK, done."

Looking at his masterpiece, Kato Dan was quite satisfied. He saw a clean plate filled with prawns, crayfish, mantis shrimp and abalone meat that he had peeled, and these peeled seafood were surrounded by several intact crab legs to form a heart shape.

Kato Dan gave himself a thumbs up again, then stood up and walked towards Tsunade with his masterpiece.

Then, a plate of seafood suddenly appeared in front of Tsunade, who was still thinking about how to explain to her jealous son in the evening.

Her Royal Highness the Princess thought that it was Xuanwu who peeled it for her, and she said, how could her man be angry with his beautiful and kind girlfriend.

So she raised her head and smiled happily, "Thank you..."

After seeing the person in front of her, Tsunade was desperate, "Kato-kun?"