Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Good times are always short, and Xuanwu and Tsunade's two-hour bath ended unknowingly.

The main reason was that Her Royal Highness the Princess could not stand any longer. She lay naked on the bed, her whole body limp. The chiffon floral dress she had just bought yesterday had already turned into rags. The light-colored lace bra and panties that she had carefully selected to match the dress also became the trophies of some bastard again.

Tsunade's beautiful face was blocked by her messy hair, her whole body was wet, and her swan neck and U-shaped collarbone were covered with strawberries. This kind of neighborly big sister who looked exhausted after being humiliated made Xuanwu even more excited.

Looking at the big brother who was full of vigor again, Princess Tsunade was desperate. She struggled to cover her body with the only blanket that could give her a sense of security, and said with a weak breath: "Xuanwu-kun, I really can't do it anymore. You have just worked hard for three months. How about we have a good sleep? I am the best at sleeping with people."

Who in the family understands? She is just a weak female ninja. How can a good person stand such torture!!!

Didn’t my grandmother say in a book that Grandfather Hashirama, who was known as the God of Ninja, surrendered in just two hours, and had to walk with his arms supported the next day? What’s wrong with this husband of hers? He’s been in the bathroom for two hours, but he’s still so energetic.

Xuanwu smirked, "Yes, sleep, let's sleep together."

Tsunade was as if she had been pardoned, "Great, I knew the master would definitely pity Qian-chan~"

As a result, Xuanwu pounced on the little white rabbit like a hungry tiger and pinned it under him.

"You're lying, woooo, we agreed to go to sleep!"

“Yeah, that’s sleeping too.”

"I said sleep is a big sleep!"

"Oh, yes, yes, I'm also sleeping soundly."

"You've been sleepless for more than three months, but why doesn't this kind of thing affect you at all? Wuwuwu, Qian-chan is so pitiful~ah~ah~"

Good times are indeed short, but there are always extraordinary people who can extend them indefinitely.

......

The next afternoon, our Princess Tsunade woke up first, but a certain man who had no self-control was still sleeping soundly.

There is no land that has been plowed to death, only oxen that have been worked to death. The ancients were right!

Tsunade crawled out of Xuanwu's arms. After she stood up, the pair of big white rabbits that had broken free from their restraints stood upright between heaven and earth. It was a pity that no one could appreciate this stunning beauty.

Her Royal Highness the Princess looked at the disciple who was four years younger than her lovingly, and gently stroked his cheek, then spat, "Humph, you are such a beast who doesn't know how to be gentle with women."

Then she fell into deep thought: How long can I last with this method? Otherwise, how about finding an ally? Two people should be able to barely...

Suddenly she woke up with a start: No, absolutely not! Tsunade, oh Tsunade, what are you thinking about! Xuanwu-kun belongs to me alone!

The beautiful girl quickly ran to the bathroom and took a cold shower to wash away her unrealistic thoughts.

After she washed and dressed, Xuanwu woke up. He yawned loudly, "Haa~, Tsunade, what time is it now?"

"It's already past three o'clock. It's time to get up, lazy pig. We have to go shopping for clothes later."

"Buy clothes? What clothes?"

Tsunade pretended to be mysterious, "Guess."

"Oh, it looks like you don't want to go out."

Xuanwu was about to get up.

Tsunade was startled by him, "Stop, stop, stop, don't come over here. I say, Sakumo and Dai are getting married tomorrow. As an important guest, you must dress up and attend."

"Nani! Are they getting married tomorrow?"

Tsunade said unhappily, "What do you think? You've been secluded in the laboratory for three months! I thought the day was far away. Even if the experiment didn't succeed yesterday, I would have dragged you out by force."

Xuanwu thought about it and it made sense. Counting the days, it was time.

He said indignantly: "I didn't expect that there would be someone who wanted those two guys."

Tsunade, on the other hand, thought it was natural, "Sakumo and Dai are both good people. Look, Sakumo is handsome, powerful, and famous, so it's completely reasonable for him to marry a beauty like Haruko.

Although Dai doesn't have any ninja talent, he is honest and reliable. He will definitely be a good man who takes care of his family in the future. It is reasonable for Rina to fall in love with him."

By the way, Hatake Sakumo’s fiancée was from the Sarutobi clan. The Third Generation only sacrificed one member of the clan to tie the Konoha White Fang, which was a powerful figure in the ninja world, firmly to his warship.

Of course, Hatake Sakumo also reaped a lot of rewards. Not only did he marry a beautiful woman with a prominent family background, but he also became the absolute confidant of the Third Hokage. The benefits were immediate, and the position of Anbu Minister was destined to be his.

As for Rina, she is a commoner with no background.

Xuanwu was unhappy, "Heh, it seems like you like them both very much."

Alas, my man is handsome, rich, considerate and gentle, strong, loyal and reliable, but why is he so narrow-minded?

She covered her nose with her hands and pretended to be confused: "Oh my, where does such a strong smell of vinegar come from? Someone's vinegar jar was overturned."

"Humph."

Xuanwu turned his head away, the baby was unhappy.

Tsunade almost laughed out loud when she saw him getting angry at himself.

"Okay, I'll be stingy if I want to. At least it proves that Xuanwu Jun cares about me very much. I've been completely conquered by him. What else can I do?"

She walked over and hugged Xuanwu's head, resting her chin on top of his head, and said softly, "My dear disciple, I have only liked you from the beginning to the end. I like you the way you are. Didn't I tell you from the first time we were together that I am your private property? So, don't be angry, baby."

Xuanwu was so happy that his back teeth were showing as he felt the cleanser. "Hey, I'm not angry. I'm not a stingy person. Wait a minute. I'll pack up and leave soon."

Tsunade complained in her heart: I don’t trust you at all, you stingy man!

She let go of Xuanwu and walked outside, "Yeah, come on, I'll wait for you in the living room."

"okay."

If nothing else, there will be an accident.

As soon as Xuanwu got down to the ground, his eyes went dark, his legs went limp, and he fell down with a thud. He fell down, he actually fell down!

Tsunade was stunned at first, oh my god, what did she see!

Then, Her Royal Highness the Princess laughed insincerely, and it was a belly laugh, "Hahaha..., I thought you were really invincible and never tired, but it turns out you are just like that. Where is the camera? I want to take a picture as a souvenir. This is my first victory! Yeah!"

This tiger girl actually went to get the camera!

Xuanwu was so upset. Damn it, he was so embarrassed this time. How could he fall down, and in front of his own defeated opponent!

In fact, three months of working day and night had almost exhausted Xuanwu's energy and spirit. It should be said that his physique and mental strength were abnormal. If someone else did the same as him, he would have been ruined long ago.

Last night's fierce battle was actually all supported by the energy and adrenaline that had been pent up for three months. After the passion, all that was left was weak legs.

Xuanwu struggled to stand up, but it was too late.

The "cracking" sound continued, and Tsunade captured the scene of his naked body falling.

"Delete it right now, you little devil!"

"No, slightly."

After Tsunade stuck out her tongue, she immediately flashed out of the bedroom and disappeared.

Xuanwu wanted to chase after him, but he was still naked!

"Fuck you! My first life stain has been laid like this! I hate it!"

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