Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

January 38, 1th year of Konoha, auspicious day, suitable for wedding and getting married.

The Konoha Hotel is decorated with lights today, after all, two couples are getting married.

Looking at Haruko and Rina on the stage, Tsunade, who was sitting in the audience, showed an envious look, "It's great that lovers finally get married."

Orochimaru complained in his heart: "If you want to get married, go find Xuanwu-kun. Why are you sighing here? Bah, an old virgin like me should be more anxious."

Recently, Orochimaru has been quite dissatisfied with the couple Xuanwu and Tsunade. The reason is that every time they spy on them, they can only see them kissing and hugging. Now, this level is not enough to satisfy this voyeur. He wants to see something more exciting!

But every time when it comes to a critical moment, that little bitch Xuanwu would use the "Dark Night Barrier" to lock himself and Tsunade up, making it so that he can't see anything, which makes him very unhappy.

Their table started with Tsunade, followed by Genbu, Minato, Kushina, Kaori, Nawaki, Shimizu, Amae, Orochimaru and Jiraiya.

Kato Dan originally wanted to sit next to Tsunade, but he was no match for Jiraiya, who had rushed back from the Rain Country to attend the wedding and was flirting with Tsunade at the next table.

After hearing the princess's sigh, Duan said sincerely: "Tsunade also wants to get married? In fact, you can consider it, consider it, consider the people around you. As long as you want, there will definitely be someone willing to devote themselves to you!"

My goodness, he almost said openly that as long as Tsunade wanted to marry him, he would absolutely agree with it wholeheartedly, and it was not impossible for her to marry into the family.

Jiraiya said, "Hey, someone is in heat."

"What did you say!"

"Say what you are!"

The golden retriever and the Husky glared at each other, and for a moment, electric lights flashed everywhere.

"That's enough for you two!"

Tsunade kills every kid with one punch, and the world becomes quiet.

After the beautiful girl sat down again, Xuanwu leaned close to her ear and whispered, "Actually, we can do this. As long as you are willing, I can propose to you at any time."

"Hey, please be careful with your words and actions."

Her Royal Highness the Princess gently pushed Xuan Wuzhuang away and didn't hear anything he said.

But she was deeply conflicted.

In fact, Tsunade also wants to get married. She is already 25 years old, and if she doesn't get married, she will become an old maid. But the relationship between teacher and student is quite exciting in private, especially when they are in love. Whenever Xuanwu calls her teacher, she is extremely excited. But if it is really made public, she will be so ashamed that she will want to find a hole to crawl into.

After thinking it over, she made a decision: she should ask her aunt.

...

The wedding banquet soon came to the stage where the newlyweds were toasting. Hatake Sakumo pulled Haruko, and Might Dai brought Rina to their table.

While others were congratulating the newlyweds, Xuanwu was staring at Haruko's belly.

His Moon Eye can see through things. Even though he is almost blind, he can still see anything he wants with his copying ability. He can hide Haruko's situation from others, but not from him.

By the way, Xuanwu is definitely not the kind of person who would look around randomly with his Moon Eyes open. He is just appreciating, yes, just appreciating.

Shuomao followed Xuanwu's gaze and a bad thought came to his mind: Could this idiot have seen something?

He blocked Haruko with his body without leaving any trace.

Xuanwu curled his lips in disdain: Do you think I can't see it because there is a person between you? Your wife has no secrets in front of me!

It must be said that Haruko is indeed a beauty, on the same level as Uchiha Mikoto who grew up later. No wonder a certain bastard would take a second look at her and then discover her little secret.

Xuanwu came close to Shuomao and whispered, "Sure, Shuomao, I was wondering why you suddenly got married four months early, it turns out that I didn't control my lower body."

Shuomao's heart skipped a beat. Damn, this guy really figured it out! At this point, he could only continue to play dumb. "What do you mean, brother Xuanwu? I don't understand."

Oh, you're still pretending. In that case...

Xuanwu picked up two glasses of wine and walked to Haruko, "Sister Haruko, I wish you and Sakumo-senpai a happy wedding, a long life together, eternal love, and a son soon."

After he finished speaking, he handed the glass of wine in his hand to the young bride, "Here, I toast you with this glass of wine."

"Well, Xuanwu Jun, I, I..."

Haruko stood there awkwardly, not knowing whether to take it or not. She really couldn't drink, so she could only turn around and ask Sakumo for help.

"What's wrong, sister-in-law? Is there something wrong with your body that prevents you from drinking?"

Shuomao has already killed Xuanwu eight hundred times in his mind!

Under the curious gazes of others, he hugged Xuanwu and pulled him aside and begged in a low voice: "Well, you guessed right, your sister-in-law is indeed pregnant. I beg you, brother, don't tell this to anyone. If the news of unmarried pregnancy gets out, I don't care, but Qingzi will be so ashamed that she will jump into the well."

Xuan Wu Nuo pinched and said, "Didn't you admit it just now, brother? I thought it wasn't yours."

"Hehe, yes, yes, yes, it's mine. The main reason is that Haruko is too beautiful, and I couldn't control myself for a moment, so I made a big mistake."

"Then what are you going to use to shut me up?"

"Well, how about I introduce Haruko's sister to you? I tell you, the relationship between a man and a woman is wonderful, I guarantee you will be unable to stop."

Good guy, in order to keep it secret, Hatake Sakumo directly sold his sister-in-law, which is great~

Orochimaru, who was performing "Wind Style, Listen to the Wind Song" on the side, showed an indescribable smile: Sakumo, you may not know that Xuanwu-kun has already experienced that kind of beauty, and with your endurance of the whole ten minutes, you were completely beaten by others.

This can’t be blamed on Orochimaru. Since he can’t see Tsunade and Genbu, he can only find substitutes.

Xuanwu felt that compared to beauty, his life was more important. It was okay for him to just look at other beauties, but if anything really happened, he would definitely not see tomorrow's sunrise.

"Forget it, you should keep all your wonderful sisters-in-law to yourself."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Haruko is all I need!"

After saying this, Hatake Sakumo looked back at Haruko guiltily.

Orochimaru said that Sakumo was telling the truth, and Haruko could train him into submission by herself, and he could testify to that.

Xuanwu curled his lips in disdain, but he did not continue to tease Shumao, and directly put forward his own conditions, "I can pretend that I don't know, but from now on your child must be my apprentice."

Hatake Sakumo couldn't believe his ears. Oh my God, what happened to the black-bellied and even black-hearted Xuanwu today? He didn't even make any excessive demands!

The little brat was so happy that he could have the master of Takemiya Raijin, who was feared throughout the ninja world!

"No problem. After my kid graduates, you will be his guiding jonin!"

"No, no, no, I don't want to be a caregiver who leads a little brat to do tasks. I want to be his master."

Now it was Hatake Sakumo's turn to be surprised.

"Really?"

"real."

"Didn't you lie to me?"

"I did not lie to you."

Hatake Sakumo extended his hand, "Okay, it's a deal."

Xuanwu also stretched out his hand and shook his, "It's a deal."

The two people who reached a consensus returned to the dinner table. Xuanwu was obviously in a good mood and took a big sip of fruit wine: Hmm~, it tastes like orange, the same flavor as the lipstick Tsunade put on today, I like it, hehe.

Looking at Haruko leaving, Xuanwu was already laughing like crazy in his heart: Kakashi, uncle will love you well, wow hahaha!!!