Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Qingshui changed from his previous decadent state. He had been waiting for this moment for a long time!

"After the mission in Rain Country a few years ago, you scratched Tsunade-sensei's nose in the carriage, right? And if I hadn't suddenly opened the curtain, you would have kissed the teacher secretly. From then on, I knew what you, the traitorous disciple, were up to! At that time, you pretended that nothing happened and tried to get away with it. Bah, you still wanted to hide it from me? My eyes are the ruler!!!"

Xuanwu's mouth trembled for a long time, but he was unable to refute.

"You two probably confirmed your relationship when you went traveling together after the first phase of World War II ended."

Xuanwu: You know all this! How did you find out?

"You must be very curious about how I developed, right? Since you asked sincerely, I will be merciful and tell you that it is naturally my reasoning!"

Xuanwu: Damn, isn’t it the same as not saying anything?

"As for the little things like you two secretly kissing in secret places around the camp during the war, I won't go into details. But you played so much that you suffocated the teacher several times. Remember to teach me when you have time. Let me tell you something more serious. The first time you two did it was probably after you woke up from your six-month coma, hehe."

Xuanwu: Damn! Damn! Damn!

"I guess you must be cursing in your heart right now, but I'm in a good mood today, so I'll forgive you with reluctance. Don't ask me how I know. Teacher Tsunade didn't get out of bed until we went to Takigakure to carry out the mission. And when we saw her again, her vigorous walking posture and cheerful look clearly showed that she had been..."

Xuanwu couldn't stand it any longer, "Shut up!"

He quickly formed a seal.

"Self-Karma Binding Technique",

A black sealing spell was generated on Qingshui's body, and he was bound to the spot, unable to move, and unable to utter a word.

Ah! The world is pure.

Shan Zhongyu, who was trying to do two things at once, said: You deserve it, you really deserve it, you deserve it, I told you not to tell me, humph.

While Xuanwu was talking nonsense, Tsunade was whispering with Senju Sensou.

"Aunt, how can you be so mean? You made my relationship public without my consent. I was so embarrassed that I wanted to crawl into the ground."

Although Senju Senso is Tsunade's aunt, she is only 5 years older than her, so the two can be considered to be of the same age. And don't be fooled by her dignified and generous appearance. In private, she is just like Tsunade, carefree and even a little frivolous.

You can get a glimpse of it from the pink half-hollow micro-thong and the matching pink lace half-hollow bra under her gorgeous dress.

Don’t ask Xuanwu how he knew it, because if you ask, he is just guessing!

This beautiful lady who is 90% as pretty as Tsunade and 80% as tall as her, pretended to be wronged and said, "Didn't you say in your letter that you found a handsome boy as your boyfriend, but you didn't dare to make it public because he is younger than you and your disciple? I, your aunt, came all the way here to help you. It's fine if you don't appreciate me, but you actually blame me. It really hurts your aunt's heart."

Tsunade said shyly: "Well, it's not your fault, it's just that it was too sudden, I was not prepared at all."

"Don't worry about these details. The ending is good anyway. Didn't your Xuanwu Jun admit it openly? You found a very responsible man."

"He, he is indeed very reliable."

Senju Senso suddenly pulled Tsunade closer to her, and whispered in her ear so that only the two of them could hear: "Tsunade, have you done it with him? Don't lie to me. I can tell at a glance that you are no longer a virgin."

Tsunade's face turned even redder, "Oh, aunt, what are you talking about? There are so many people here! I won't pay attention to you."

"Oh, Tsuna is actually shy. What's wrong with him? People from the Senju clan are not so easily satisfied."

There's no doubt about it, this daimyo's wife definitely has an unhappy marital life!

That’s right, each member of the Senju clan has an immortal body, how could a mere ordinary person like Daimyo be able to feed them!

...

After the list was finalized, the meeting ended and everyone began to leave.

The daimyo stood up first, stopped when he walked to Xuanwu, patted him on the shoulder, and walked straight out of the meeting room.

The Third Hokage then came over and said, "Xiao Xuanwu, come and see me in the Hokage's office when you have time."

Then it was Uta-ne Koharu who said: "Ah, what kind of vision do you have? You've fallen for a big female dragon. You'll have to fend for yourself in the future."

Danzo snorted coldly and turned away.

Hatake Sakumo: "Brother, that's awesome!"

Orochimaru: "Genbu-kun, come on."

Kato Dan was supported by Shinnosuke. He raised his right hand tremblingly and pointed at Xuanwu, saying: "You! You! You! You! You! You! You!"

After calling him "you" for a long time, this guy still couldn't come up with any idea and was pulled away by Shinnosuke.

But Shinnosuke, you stinky monkey, what's that expression on your face? You're making those weird faces, it's so ugly!

Shan Zhongyu hugged Xuanwu's shoulders and said, "Although I don't quite agree with the taboo of teacher-student love, I still wish you all the best. After all, you and Teacher Tsunade are both important to me. See you later."

Then he carried Qingshui, who was still tied up, and left with the young masters of the three families of Zhu, Lu and Die.

Ding Zuo: "Brother Xuanwu is great. By the way, my mother asked me to tell you to come home for dinner when you have time."

Shikaku: "Haha~, I'll take my leave now, Xuanwu-senpai."

Haiyi: "Senior Xuanwu, I wish you the same as Brother Yu."

Other elite jonin who were close to Xuanwu also came over one after another, either blessing, teasing, being sarcastic, or making faces.

Of course, this definitely does not include the new head of the Uchiha family, Uchiha Setsuna.

Soon, there were only three people left in the room.

Xuanwu, Tsunade, and her lustful and unsatisfied aunt.

Xuanwu spoke first, "Master Senso, I'm very sorry for being with Tsunade without your consent."

Senju Senso did not speak immediately. She stood up and walked in front of Xuanwu. The two were very close to each other, and Xuanwu could smell the faint scent of perfume on the woman. After identification, he found that it was not as pleasant as Tsunade's body odor.

"Akimichi Genbu, when I first received Kotsu's letter, I was against you being with my Kotsu. You can guess the reason. But later, through investigation, I found that you are fundamentally different from those conceited Uchiha. After meeting Kotsu, I also learned that you two have a good relationship. The most important thing is that you have taken substantive actions.

Now that things have come to this, I can only temporarily acknowledge you as Xiao Gang’s boyfriend.

But I want to warn you, never do anything to hurt her, otherwise, I will make you regret coming into this world!"

An extremely powerful chakra suddenly burst out from the Thousand-Handed Herb, causing cracks to appear on the surrounding walls. This woman is no simple matter.

Xuanwu was not affected at all, and solemnly promised: "Please rest assured, Tsunade is everything to me, and I will never let her down."

The Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass just stared straight into Xuanwu's eyes, and Xuanwu looked back at it openly without any guilt.

"My intuition tells me that you didn't lie to me. I hope you won't break your promise."

Xuanwu smiled and said, "Of course I won't lie to you. I wonder if Master Xiancao likes to drink?"

After all, he is Tsunade's only living elder, so she still has to curry favor with him.

Xiancao smiled playfully, "Oh, are you trying to flatter me? Let me be frank, I don't like ordinary drinks."

Xuanwu took out three scrolls and handed them over. "This is our first meeting, and I haven't had time to prepare any decent gifts. Here are some of the wines I brewed myself. They are definitely not as good as what you usually drink, but I hope you will accept them as a try."

Xiancao hesitated for a moment, but finally accepted it, "Okay, I'll accept your bribe for now, I'll leave first, as for Xiaogang, I'll leave it to you to coax."

"Okay, that's what I should do."

Xiancao walked to the door and suddenly stopped, jokingly saying, "See you later, the strong man who can conquer the women of the Senju clan."

Then, these women, who were destined to never be truly liberated in their lives, closed the door and walked away.