Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

The baby feels bitter in his heart, but he doesn't say anything.

In the past seven days, Xuanwu hasn't touched Her Royal Highness the Princess with even a finger. What is the farthest distance in the world? It is that I am on the first floor and you are on the second floor, but you completely ignore me, wuwuwu.

Her own wife completely ignored her, and the bored Xuanwu could only pretend to be asleep like Qingshui.

After a long while, Yu finally finished reporting the vested interests of World War II. He cleared his throat and said, "Now I will report on the people who will attend the commendation meeting tomorrow:

The first one is Orochimaru, who served as the general of the first battlefield from beginning to end, leading the first team...

Second, Tsunade, her medical skills saved thousands of lives...

The third one, Jiraiya, led the troops during the battle..."

These three are the direct disciples of the Third Hokage, so it is no exaggeration for them to be ranked in the top three. Orochimaru is the designated candidate for the Fourth Hokage, so it is reasonable for him to be ranked higher than Tsunade.

But the following made Xuanwu confused.

"The fourth one is Akimichi Genbu. During World War II, he used himself as bait at the beginning of the war, causing thousands of Rock Ninja to take the bait and die. In the subsequent battles, he captured the elder of Rock Village, Ryuki, and killed the prince of Rock Village, Benito. He assisted in the capture of the Four-Tails and the One-Tails, and even won the life-and-death battle with the Second Kazekage Shamon. He became the first person since the establishment of the Ninja Village to kill one of the Five Kages and escape unscathed. He was personally named Takemiya Thunder God by the Third Tsuchikage Ohnoki..."

Yamanaka Yu was talking excitedly, but Xuanwu was a little confused: Although I am indeed a jerk, in terms of seniority, after Jiraiya, shouldn't it be Sarutobi Shinnosuke, the tuberculosis ghost, and then the Sarutobi clan's good son-in-law Hatake Sakumo, and then there is a 30% chance that it will be me.

What is the Third Generation old man trying to do? He wants to find me a beautiful woman from the Sarutobi clan as my wife? You don't have to be so polite, hehe.

Just when his mind was full of nonsense, the daimyo's wife, Qianshou Xiancao, interrupted Shan Zhongyu.

She opened her mouth slightly and asked Tsunade who was sitting next to her in a gentle and delicate voice that everyone could hear clearly: "Tsunade, this Akimichi Genbu is the boyfriend mentioned in your letter, right?"

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

The destructive power of just one sentence is comparable to that of a nuclear explosion.

“Huh???!!!” times n.

Except for the Third Hokage and Orochimaru, everyone was dumbfounded. Everyone's eyes were glancing back and forth between Tsunade and Genbu, expressing shock, admiration, respect, envy, jealousy, hatred, and so on, all kinds of emotions.

Kato Dan, in particular, was struck by lightning when he heard this. His eyes widened to an incredible size and he was completely stunned. This must be a lie. The daimyo’s wife must be joking!

Tsunade was also at a loss. Oh my god, what was going on? My aunt didn't even inform me in advance, so how could it be made public? And in front of so many senior officials, it was so embarrassing. What should I do?

Feeling the gossipy glances around her, the usually fearless First Princess of the Fire Nation didn't even dare to raise her head. Her face was burning, and she couldn't sit, stand, walk, or stay. She could only entwine her two little hands together and bend over like an ostrich.

Her almost tacit behavior undoubtedly made others more excited!

Xuanwu finally understood that the daimyo's wife came here not to commend the meritorious officials, but to see him, the thief who kidnapped her niece!

And judging from Tsunade's reaction, Senju Sensou announced their relationship without consulting her at all. As for his purpose, of course, it was to test whether Xuanwu really had the qualities to be the first heir to the Senju clan, the first princess of the Land of Fire, the first female ninja in the ninja world, and Tsunade's man!

Facing the heated gazes of the crowd, Xuanwu stood up straight, facing the daimyo's wife without being humble or arrogant, and said openly: "I am not talented, but I am Tsunade's boyfriend. I am very sorry to meet you for the first time in this way. I should have gone to the palace with Tsunade to visit you."

He admitted it. This guy actually admitted it in front of the Daimyo and Hokage of the Land of Fire, in front of the girl's parents, in front of a group of Konoha high-ranking officials, he actually admitted that he had seduced the most beautiful woman in the ninja world, the granddaughter of the ninja god Hashirama Senju, Tsunade!

All the audience gave him a thumbs up.

Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass looked at Xuanwu meaningfully, then turned around and pretended to be a Bodhisattva, as if she was not the one who had just made the shocking statement.

The daimyo spoke for the first time, "Akimichi Xuanwu, you are very good. I will remember you."

Oh my god, this means that it’s okay if we treat Tsunade badly, right?

Xuanwu flattered, "It's my honor to be remembered by you."

Daimyo nodded and said no more.

The three giants of Konoha have different ideas.

For some reason, the Third Hokage felt relieved: he was still struggling over whether or not to separate them, but now there is no need to do that. The Daimyo and his wife have personally endorsed it, so what else can I do? It will only make my apprentice suffer.

Xiaochun, who was transferred to the new dormitory, was shocked: teacher-student love, it's exciting just to think about it. I haven't even experienced the love between a sister and a brother in the same school. Alas, comparing yourself to others will only make you feel depressed!

Shimura Danzo was in a very heavy mood: Damn it, how did this little bastard get Tsunade! Jiraiya and Kato Dan, these useless guys, should all go eat shit!

Compared to the Big Three, Orochimaru was not interested: Alas, one more secret that I have exclusive access to has been lost, I am really unhappy.

The others also had different expressions, and it was obvious that they had countless questions to ask the two of them, but because the daimyo, his wife, and the Third Hokage were all present, they didn't dare to speak.

Sarutobi Hiruzen signaled Yamanaka Yu to continue reporting, and he could only suppress his curiosity and continue reporting.

The meeting continues.

A major incident was temporarily suppressed, but who knows what kind of storm will be stirred up in Konoha after the meeting is over and these big mouths spread the news.

Xuanwu had been staring at Tsunade, but his wife didn't dare to look him in the eye. After taking a glance and finding that Xuanwu was looking at her, she immediately lowered her head again: Mr. Xuanwu won't blame me, but I don't know why things turned out like this, evil aunt, wuwuwu.

At this time, Qingshui on the side poked him twice, "Alright, stop flirting here, you'll have someone to send me home tonight."

Xuanwu looked away awkwardly.

He asked curiously, "Speaking of Qingshui, why didn't you look shocked from beginning to end?"

Qing Shui said scornfully: "Because I have already seen through everything!"

"Nani!"

"What, you don't believe it?"

"Well, I don't believe it, even if you kill me!"

Qing Shui sneered, "With your tricks, you can only deceive Yu, but you actually want to hide it from me. You are really overestimating yourself. Let me tell you everything, so that you can know that Konoha's little Zhuge is more than just talk..."