Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

"Stupid Xuanwu-kun, baka baka!"

Tsunade's inner voice was going crazy.

This unreliable guy actually left her alone and ran away. What should she do?

Senso walked up to Tsunade, who was pretending to be an ostrich, and snatched the passbook that Xuanwu had put in Tsunade's hand before leaving.

"Oh~, your husband is unexpectedly generous."

"Nani?"

Xiancao shook the huge sum of money in his hand, "Didn't you notice? Xuanwu stuffed this into your hand when he left. It's a passbook with 20 million taels."

When Tsunade heard this, she no longer had any shyness about having her affair exposed. She instantly turned into a cute girl and jumped up to grab the passbook from Xiancao's hand, "Aunt, that's mine, mine, give it back to me."

"No, this is obviously the money Xuanwu Jun used to ask you to take care of me. It's only natural for me to take it away."

"The entire Fire Nation belongs to you, why are you competing with me for a mere 20 million taels!"

"Because I like it, haha!"

In fact, Qianshou Xiancao didn’t care much about what the two had done just now. On the contrary, she also wanted to try it here with Daimyo.

...

Tsunade and her aunt were shopping in Konoha.

The Daimyo and the Three Great Leaders of Konoha were busy plotting in the Hokage's office;

Hatake Sakumo was busy going home to accompany his wife,

Orochimaru was too busy spying.

Everyone was busy, including Xuanwu. At first he was busy thinking about Tsunade, but later he became more and more anxious and had to find something to divert his attention.

So, this guy came to the basement.

"Everyone, how about we have a meeting after a long absence?"

The shadow clones who were busy doing experiments in the underground laboratory said in unison: "Is this your criticism meeting? We will definitely participate!"

Of course it is impossible to hold a criticism and denunciation meeting. What needs to be held is of course a summary meeting!

Some people may ask, they are all his shadow clones, why hold a summary meeting? Wouldn’t all the information be available if we just cancel it?

Well said, in fact, he just took off his pants to fart, which was a waste of time.

His main purpose was to listen to his shadow clones reporting on his experimental results, to enjoy the detachment of his former mentor and at the same time gain great satisfaction from the smooth progress of the experiment. To put it bluntly, it was narcissism.

Xuanwu and his shadow clones sat together in front of a cleaned-up laboratory table.

"Well, don't be so listless. Let's get started. Please speak up."

Shadow Clone No. 1: "Tsk, you just promised us that you would fully charge us after the report is completed, so that we can enjoy two days!"

Xuanwu's true body assured: "Well, once a word is spoken, it cannot be taken back. In the next two days, you can play cards, mahjong, games, sleep, and harass Tsunade as you like. Of course, as long as you are not afraid of being beaten to death by him."

The most common request of the previous shadow clones was to sleep with Tsunade instead of the real Xuanwu. Based on the principle of teasing his own wife, he sometimes agreed.

But somehow, Tsunade always recognizes Xuanwu's shadow clone at a glance and then blows it up with one punch. Xuanwu keeps asking her how she can see through it, but the beautiful girl just won't tell him, calling it a secret.

Tsk, you have a secret about me! I can even count how many hairs you have!

"You said that!" Multiply by n,

"So can we get started?"

Shadow Clone No. 1: "I'll go first! No. 2, 3, 4 and I are responsible for the research of Sharingan. First of all, the screening project for Sharingan similar to yours has been stopped. We have not been able to find another pair of Sharingan that is suitable for you.

But it doesn't matter anymore, because you already have two pairs of Kaleidoscopes. We now have three main focus areas. The first is the Rinnegan cells you just obtained, which are still in the initial stage of proliferation, so there is nothing much to say.

The second step is to implant the white eye gene of your first pair of kaleidoscopes. Currently, 70% of the work has been done and it will be completely done in another one or two years. The next step is to stimulate the white eye gene.

The third is the study of the adaptability of the Sharingan to non-Uchiha people.

There has been no progress in this research before, because the Sharingan will show extremely strong exclusivity as long as the cells are from foreigners.

However, the White Zetsu cells you brought back this time seem to have helped us find a new path. After wrapping these cells in the Sharingan, their exclusivity to foreign cells has been improved to a certain extent. So, Minato and his team still have hope of obtaining the Sharingan. If it still doesn't work, we can only see if the Byakugan is suitable. My report is complete."

Shadow Clone No. 5 continued, "No. 7, 8, and 9 and I are in charge of Hashirama's cell research.

Currently, we have created a type of cell with super vitality and high aggressiveness by fusing the genes of the Senju and Uzumaki clans. The quality of the Yang attribute chakra it produces is ten times that of the previously fused cells. The self-healing ability of the tissues differentiated from it is quite abnormal. I think even if Hashirama Senju were alive, he might not be able to compare with it.

At present, after we replace and insert the special sequence of the fusion gene into our own native cells, it can still be stably expressed and can differentiate into the Sharingan. This shows that there should be no expression incompatibility between the genes of the body and the genes of the eyes like the previous Sharingan and Byakugan.

Let's talk about the White Zetsu cells. You already know their properties, so I won't waste words on them. I'll just say one thing: the similarity between the genome sequence of White Zetsu cells and Tsunade's genome is 25%, which means that White Zetsu was created by the masked man using Hashirama Senju's cells.

What you need to do now is to obtain the cells of the two heavenly beings Ohnoki and the cells of the Kaguya clan. Only then will we be able to use genetic recombination technology to fuse together truly super genes. Only in this way will your somewhat ridiculous plan have a chance of success.

Well, that’s all I have to say for now.”

Shadow Clone No. 9 reported: "Our group is mainly responsible for Tsunade. At present, her second pair of Byakugan has completely mutated. At her request, this time it is purple. Now we just need to let her improve the purity of these eyes to the same level as the first pair of Byakugan. We can verify whether the Byakugan can also become stronger through fusion like the Moon Eye.

That’s all I want to say. I also want to say one more thing, No. 5, don’t just focus on inserting the super gene into your main body every day, you also need to do Qianjiang’s at the same time.”

Shadow Clone No. 13 said, "The cells of the One-Tail, Four-Tail, and Seven-Tail have been successfully fused. I have only one request. The main body needs to work hard to get the chakras of the remaining five tailed beasts and fuse them with the cells of the Ten-Tail so that we can move on to the next step. You keep dragging your feet. When can I use your chakra and Qian-chan's chakra to cultivate a super tailed beast that belongs only to the two of you? So hurry up."

Of course, where there is good news there is also bad news.

Failed to practice "Blood Elimination, Dust Escape"

The cultivation of the domineering soul failed.

The whole body armed color training failed,

Failed to practice single-handed seal formation.

The water escape chakra training failed.

The practice of "Complete Multiplication Technique" failed.

Failed to practice "Flying Thunder God Technique"

......

It must be said that Qiu Daoxuanwu's training ability is simply weak! Alas, the sadness of the science and engineering man from Blue Star.

I originally wanted to satisfy my vanity, but after listening to one failure report after another, I felt even more fucking upset.