Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

After all the shadow clones finished reporting, they all ran to the main body and said in unison: "Charge me quickly!"

"It's easy to talk about."

Xuanwu made seals with both hands.

"Shadow Clone Technique, unlock."

"Fuck you, you idiot!" Multiply by n,

The sound of "bang bang bang" continued to ring out, and the entire laboratory was instantly filled with smoke.

"Heh~ Te, you are just a shadow clone, what can you use to fight me? It's fine if you want to play games, but you actually want to get involved with Tsunade, eat shit!"

Xuanwu rubbed his swollen temples and sneered.

Easy to solve.

His mental strength is now no longer what it used to be. After receiving such a huge amount of information in one breath, his head just felt a little heavy.

He let out a long sigh, "Huh, I'm really not suitable for training. In the original work, the 21-year-old Choji can master the full multiplication technique, but I'm and I haven't learned it yet. It's really embarrassing for the time traveler. When can I transform into a Gundam!

But why can I be so good at Lightning and Fire? It can't be because I was struck by lightning that I am good at these two techniques. "

Forget it, if you can't figure it out, forget it. The only solution now is to study hard. He still doesn't believe it. Isn't 10 years of peace enough for him to make a breakthrough?

At this time, there was a knock on the basement laboratory. The only ones who could enter Xuanwu's bedroom without permission were Tsunade, and Minato was almost there.

"My Darling, I miss you so much!"

Xuanwu threw all his experiments and training out of the window, and ran over in a hurry to open the door. You know, the reason why he was so bored that he had a meeting with a bunch of shadow clones was to relieve his hungry heart!

You can't blame him for this, a 21-year-old is always full of energy, hehe.

After Xuanwu opened the door, he lifted up the woman in front of him without thinking, holding her hips with one hand and burying her face deep in the ravine. She was wearing a baseball cap, a baggy jeans and loose black pants.

After that, he took advantage of the situation and acted recklessly.

He was already familiar with the route and had already broken into the Cloud Recesses in a short time. As usual, his clothes would not be able to cover him in the next step.

"My dear, how come you're back so soon? Did your unreliable, willful, tasteless and unsatisfied aunt let you go so quickly? What kind of fashion sense do you have? You only bought this for 20 million?"

No, the feeling in my left hand is wrong, the feeling in my right hand is wrong, the feeling in my mouth is even more wrong, it’s absolutely wrong.

"Honey, have you bound your breasts and buttocks?"

Xuanwu raised his head in confusion.

"I rely on!"

His originally strong desire was extinguished in an instant, and his face was filled with nothing but fear.

The person in his arms had already lost his brain, his face was so red that he could cook directly, and he stared at Xuanwu, and he hasn't reacted yet.

at the same time,

"Pah-ji",

It was the sound of a glass falling to the ground and breaking.

Xuanwu turned his head stiffly, and saw Tsunade covering her mouth with one hand and pointing at Xuanwu with the other, looking at him and the person he was holding with shock in her eyes!

It turns out that the person he had just touched was Tsunade's aunt! The wife of the Fire Country Daimyo! The Thousand Hands Herb!

"Ah!" times 3!

Three sharp screams pierced through the roof!

...

Time goes back to when Xuanwu was holding a meeting.

Tsunade and Senso went out to have fun at first, but, someone knew which bastard leaked Tsunade's love affair, and in just one hour, it became known to everyone.

The people of Konoha might not know the Daimyo's wife, but they were very familiar with Tsunade, so no matter where they went, they would be surrounded and asked questions.

There were even those Tsunade suitors who had poor psychological quality who broke down in front of them, crying loudly and questioning themselves why they were inferior to that dog Akimichi Genbu.

Isn't he just tall, handsome, and in better shape! Isn't he just a little richer! Isn't he just a little stronger! When looking for a man, you can't just look at the appearance, what's more important is the inner beauty!

The two beauties, who were originally in a good mood, were upset and no longer had the mood to continue shopping.

So Senso suggested going to Tsunade's house to rest for a while, only to find out that the beautiful girl was already living with Xuanwu, and Nawaki was also at his house.

So, Xiancao decided to pay a home visit to Xuanwu's house and take a look at her adopted nephew.

When they got home, they found that the three little ones had gone out and only Xuanwu was still in the basement. Tsunade felt that her aunt was not a outsider, so she took Senso into the bedroom on the first floor and asked her to knock on the door of the basement entrance to call Xuanwu out. She turned around to pour water.

Then, there is no more...

Time returns to the present.

Tsunade and Senso sat side by side on the sofa, with Genbu standing opposite them.

The three of them just remained silent, not saying a word.

Tsunade was still in shock, she hasn't recovered yet.

Xiancao was ashamed and angry. She was the wife of the Daimyo of the Land of Fire and the most honorable person in the ninja world, but today she was taken advantage of in such an unclear way. In just ten seconds, she lost everything.

Xuanwu was even more trembling with fear: Oh my god, what should I do? Please help me online!

He plucked up the courage to say, "Well, Master Xiancao, I'm very sorry. I didn't see the person clearly at the moment, which led to a big mistake. But I really didn't mean it. Please forgive me."

Tsunade glared at the animal kneeling on the ground, but he was her man after all, and she couldn't just watch him being executed.

"Aunt, Xuanwu Jun must have mistaken you for me, so he did something like losing the gift. Can you please be lenient with him considering that he didn't mean it?"

Qianshou Xiancao screamed in her heart: Just a little bit? Do you know that your man is just about to kill me right here!

But she is the elder after all, she can't really chop him down just because of Xuanwu's unintentional action.

Our daimyo's wife suppressed her anger and said calmly, "Akimichi Xuanwu, I will spare you this time because you didn't mean it. But this is the only time. It won't happen again. Also, don't tell anyone about this. Do you understand?"

If this were to get out, it would definitely be written into the annals of Konoha and even the Land of Fire, with the title being The Daimyo's Lady's Spring.

Xuanwu assured: "Please rest assured, Master Xiancao, I will keep my mouth shut."

"Whoo~"

Xiancao let out a long breath, tidied up her appearance and was about to go out, but the more she thought about it, the angrier she got. She walked back and yelled at Xuanwu, "Qiu Dao Xuanwu, listen carefully, I'm very reliable, my clothes are very good, and my character is sky-high. The most important thing is that our married life is very harmonious, yes, very harmonious, hum."

After saying this, Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass didn't want to stay here for another second, and even less wanted to look at the man who had defiled her. She waved her sleeves and walked away, leaving behind a pair of stunned adults.

Tsunade: What did this bastard say to my aunt that made her so defenseless?

After the Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass had completely left, Xuanwu finally dared to straighten his back.

After doing such a disrespectful thing to her today, he thought this woman would just break up him and Tsunade.

As for the fact that violating the daimyo's wife is a capital crime, Xuanwu was not too worried. At worst, he could just not stay in the Fire Country. As long as Tsunade was willing to go with him, there was no place in the world that he could not go.

However, he suddenly felt a strong murderous aura coming from behind him.

Xuanwu then remembered that he still had to overcome the challenge of the big mother dragon.

He turned around tremblingly and said with a forced smile: "Well, dear, dear, you, please listen to my explanation, I didn't mean it."

"Your Majesty!"

With a plop, Xuanwu's knees made intimate contact with the floor.

...