Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

The next day, the commendation meeting was held as scheduled.

This public meeting was not only to commend those who had made contributions, but also a summary meeting for the entire World War II. Even the daimyo and his wife, who usually kept a low profile, came in person. You can imagine how grand it was.

Except for the more than 2,000 ninjas required for the border, all other ninjas in Konoha put down their missions and stayed in Konoha. Even Jiraiya, who had just returned to the Land of Rain, rushed back overnight.

The Konoha Square was already packed with people.

Even though Konoha lost more than 8,000 ninjas in World War II, due to its wealth and power, there were still more than 17,000 ninjas attending the conference. This was because Konoha was wealthy and built a tall and large square, otherwise it would not have been able to accommodate so many people.

Even so, there was only enough space for ninjas. The civilians, except for a few representatives (such as hand-gunners), could only peek inside by leaning on the railings. Even so, they were extremely excited.

The conference officially begins.

There is a leader’s speech that never changes, but this time the first speaker is not Sarutobi Hiruzen, but the Fire Country’s Daimyo Jintoku.

The nominal supreme ruler of the Fire Nation, who was usually elusive, walked up to the podium with unsteady steps and began his weak speech.

Daimyo’s speech was good, but what exactly was good about it?

Not only was the content boring and long-winded with no originality, he also read from a script verbatim without any emotion at all. And even then he said he would take a break for a while, looking like a vain young man, which made everyone in the audience fall asleep.

Can this actually be blamed on Daimyoji?

Before coming here, he repeatedly warned Qianshou Xiancao not to use her beauty to seduce him into bed, for fear that they would have too much fun and it would affect their performance today.

Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass also agreed. He did a pretty good job in the first two days, but I don’t know what happened last night. He kept teasing him after he came back.

The daimyo has always had a secret that his wife is not only strong in fighting, but also very good in bed. She knows all kinds of postures and moans. As for the reason, it is of course the credit of "Uzumaki Mito's Eighteen Styles". Although Tsunade's understanding of this book is only at the elementary stage, she has already mastered it. It can be said that she is the most perfect successor to Uzumaki Mito.

This completely unbalanced the status of the daimyo and his wife in terms of SEX, and relying on the abnormal physique and bookish skills of the Senju clan, the daimyo Jintoku was completely controlled.

Our poor Daimyo racked his brains to make the serfs sing about their liberation. He always used wolfberries, deer blood, tiger whips, and even used the little blue pills in battle. Unfortunately, mortals are mortals after all. In all these years, he never succeeded once. Every time, he collapsed on the bed and surrendered contentedly.

However, Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass also knew this guy's strength. In order not to undermine his self-confidence, he would serve him comfortably every time and pretend to be very satisfied. This was why Daimyo fought and failed again and again, but kept fighting and couldn't stop taking Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass.

It's just a pity for Xiancao. For so many years, she has never been a real woman. Alas, who told her to marry an ordinary man?

But yesterday afternoon, Xiancao was stimulated by some animal, and her long-suppressed desire was released a little bit uncontrollably. The result was, as everyone saw, that the famous person who was second only to the emperor had difficulty walking.

After finishing his speech with difficulty, the daimyo was quickly supported by his attendants and left the stage amid the faint boos from the audience. Today was a very embarrassing day. He had originally wanted to make an impassioned victory declaration, but in the end it became a lifeless speech of kidney deficiency. Ren De was completely embarrassed. In his heart, he had already OOXXed his wife a thousand times: Grass! You have made me suffer!

Qianshou Xiancao, who temporarily became the award presenter, seemed to hear the inner wailing of her useless man. She rolled her eyes and muttered disdainfully, "Blame me. I have no ability but I love to show off. It's all my own fault."

Soon, her gaze shifted away from Daimyo, and she involuntarily glanced at someone in the audience: Oh, I’m so envious of Xiao Gang!

Xuanwu, who was standing in the second row, was being peeped at without knowing it. He rubbed his sleepy eyes, looking hopeless. He had to satisfy Tsunade, but also not let her get too tired and unable to get out of bed to attend the conference. He was very busy last night. He thought that after enduring the Daimyo's lullaby, he could go on stage to receive the award and then go home to sleep.

Facts have proved that he thought too much. The little scumbag of the Daimyo was just an appetizer. The real hell abyss has just begun because the Third Hokage came to power!

If the daimyo's speech was lackluster, then the Third Hokage's speech can be recited by heart. It is always the will of fire. Can't it be changed?

What made him even more speechless was that every time Sarutobi Hiruzen talked about the Will of Fire, almost everyone in the audience would become furious and wish they could die for Konoha immediately. Alas, what a bunch of idiots, there's no hope for them.

Just when Xuanwu was about to fall asleep, Tsunade beside him poked his arm and said, "Xuanwu-kun, hold on a little longer. Don't sleep anymore, or you'll catch a cold."

Xuanwu leaned over to Tsunade's ear and blew, "You're so boring."

Tsunade's ears were a little itchy from the stimulation, but she didn't avoid it. Instead, she moved closer, stood on tiptoe and whispered, "Just bear with it until the old man finishes talking."

Xuanwu lowered his head and sniffed Tsunade's hair, saying meaningfully: "But I can't help it!"

He didn't quench his thirst at all last night, and the feeling was similar to that of the Thousand-Handed Immortal Herb.

Tsunade turned around and gave Xuanwu a big eye roll, "Hey, you pervert, can you please stop bringing that up all the time!"

After saying that, she gently pinched the thin flesh on her man's waist.

Why did Tsunade forgive Xuanwu's mistake in just one night?

First, the mistake Xuanwu made this time was different from his previous perspective. He was indeed unintentional. If you think about it carefully, she also had some responsibility.

Secondly, of course, it's because this man is good at sex and clingy. When it comes to sex, they are the opposite of the daimyo and his wife. The man has absolute initiative and the woman's status has fallen to the bottom. After a night of in-depth communication, Tsunade, who was well fed, is no longer angry.

Seeing the two people whispering in each other's ears in public, Jiraiya who was beside Tsunade couldn't stand it anymore. He suddenly intervened, first gave Tsunade a playful smile, then turned around and said viciously to Xuanwu: "Hey, you little brat, who told you to get so close to Tsunade, do you understand the etiquette between teacher and student!"

The separated couple were a little stunned.

Tsunade: "Doesn't he know?"

Xuanwu: "Judging from his behavior, he probably doesn't know. After all, he just came back."

Jiraiya: "Know what? What's the riddle you're playing?"

Xuanwu said slowly: "Nothing, it's just that my relationship with Tsunade was made public by her aunt, and now everyone in Konoha knows about it."

Jiraiya seemed to think he was hallucinating. He desperately scratched his ears, then turned to Tsunade and said, "Look at your apprentice. Is he sick? He has a fever and is talking nonsense. He even said that you and he were having an affair. I am almost laughing to death. Hahahaha!!!"

Tsunade rarely hit him. She moved to the side of Xuanwu and interlocked their index fingers. In Jiraiya's shocked eyes, the beautiful girl smiled mischievously, and then opened her lips and said, "It's true. We are in love. I, Tsunade, am Akimichi Xuanwu's girlfriend."

"Nana!!! Ni!!!"

My goodness, this scream directly drowned out the speech of the Third Hokage. Not a single one of the more than 17,000 ninjas failed to hear it!