Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

At night, a family of six gathered at the Xuanwu family's dinner table.

But the atmosphere was not right.

Tsunade sat in the main seat and ate slowly.

Xuanwu was struggling to stuff something into his mouth beside her.

Sheng Shu secretly observed every move of his elder sister and teacher and brother-in-law. Yes, because the news spread so quickly, he also learned the details: Hey, teacher, you chose a female Tyrannosaurus when there are so many people you could choose from, and now you are getting your comeuppance. You deserve it.

Xuanwu looked very miserable at this time. Not only was his face and nose bruised, but his hands and feet were also not very flexible, which made it difficult for him to even eat.

There is no need to think about it, it must be domestic violence again.

Minato, who was sitting next to Xuanwu, whispered, "Brother, how about I feed you?"

"No, I can do it myself."

"Really? But I think you're not in good condition right now. You can't even pick up a piece of meat."

"No, absolutely not. It's just a meal, it's nothing. I just had a short breath while practicing, my face is swollen, and the flexibility of my limbs has been temporarily affected. It's no big deal."

In order to prove that he could do it, Xuanwu deliberately raised his arm, but he accidentally pulled the wound.

"Hi~"

"It hurts, hurts, hurts!"

Looking at the grinning Xuanwu beside her, Tsunade couldn't help but smile.

A certain badass man stood up and came over, "Hey, hey, you're not angry anymore, are you?"

"Hmph! Eat your meal!"

Tsunade gave Xuanwu a cold look and started drinking.

Apparently, his taking advantage of Aunt Tsunade wasn't going to get over so easily.

Xuanwu could only sit down dejectedly and continue to study the topic of how the wounded could eat normally.

At this time, Kushina, who had been held back by Kaori, finally exploded. She stood up and asked loudly: "Brother Xuanwu, is what they say outside true?"

Xuanwu asked knowingly: "What are they saying outside?"

Kushina was furious, "Don't pretend to be ignorant when you know the truth. It's all spread out there now. You are the boyfriend of that old woman Tsunade. I don't believe you didn't hear anything."

Before Xuanwu answered, Tsunade couldn't sit still anymore. She stood up and slammed the table, "Old woman? Kushina, who are you talking about!?"

The aura of the number one female ninja in the ninja world suddenly spread out. How could a little kid who was only ten years old withstand it?

Kushina was so frightened that she fell back to her original position, and her hair that was almost standing up became completely wilted.

Kaori beside her patted her back to comfort her, but the words she whispered in Kushina's ear had nothing to do with consolation, "Kushina, you are right now. Tsunade got together with her own student and took your brother Xuanwu away. How can you tolerate this? Absolutely not! Don't be a coward, roll up your sleeves and work hard to kill her."

Kushina, who had been frightened by Tsunade and had already subsided, became nervous again after hearing this: Yes, she is the one who is shamelessly trying to take advantage of the young, what should I be afraid of!

She stood up again in a flash, "Humph, I'm talking about you, old woman. You flirted with your own student and stole my brother Xuanwu away. You have no shame!"

Wow, Kushina is so fierce! Everyone present gave her a thumbs up. Chili, when it comes to courage, we would like to call you the strongest!

Encouraged by everyone's eyes, the little brat gained confidence, and even imitated Tsunade's signature pose, crossing his chest with his arms, turning his head to the side and glancing at the beautiful girl to show his disdain.

Tsunade was also a little shocked, she really didn't expect Kushina to be so brave.

However, after coming back to her senses, our princess said softly: "My lovely sister, first of all, I have to acknowledge your courage in challenging me."

Kushina obviously hasn't realized the seriousness of the matter yet, and said proudly: "What, are you scared? I'm not someone you can easily mess with."

Tsunade's smile is beautiful, but also deadly!

She stared at Kushina and spoke leisurely, "But are you ready to take on my wrath, little brat!"

"what?"

The next second, Tsunade appeared in front of Kushina. Before the little girl could react, the princess grabbed her legs and lifted her upside down. Kushina, who was 120cm tall, was lifted up in the air by Tsunade, who was 173.1cm tall (she had grown another centimeter). Her red hair was upside down. She was wearing a skirt today, so her red panties were completely exposed.

Kushina was so confused that she was incoherent. "Wuwuwu, you stinky Tsunade, put me down, and you are not allowed to look at me, wuwuwu!"

Minato wanted to come over and plead for mercy, but as soon as he stood up, Tsunade discouraged him with a look: Kushina, you, you just take care of yourself. Lady Tsunade won't make things too difficult for you, I guess.

Tsunade said sternly: "Today I will let you know what it means that your sister's dignity cannot be violated!"

"Damn Tsunade, what are you doing!?"

Under Kushina's horrified gaze, Her Royal Highness the Princess took out a ruler that the teacher used to hit the blackboard during class and hit her little butt with it.

For a while, the sounds of spanking and crying were heard continuously.

Tsunade was howling in agony, while Xuanwu was whispering to each other.

"Brother Xuanwu, you really got together with my sister."

"if not."

"Hey, what kind of aesthetics do you have? Are you prone to self-abuse?"

"You're talking nonsense. Your sister is usually very nice. She just loses her temper occasionally. Sometimes."

Rope Tree looked at Kushina's miserable appearance and said fearfully: "Alas, her actions can sometimes be fatal. You'd better pray for the best."

"Don't worry, your brother-in-law is very resistant to beatings!"

Sheng Shu gave Xuanwu a thumbs up and said, "You are awesome. But it is so cool to be your brother-in-law. Hehe, you don't know that when my beautiful female classmates found out that you were in love, they were so heartbroken that they almost jumped into the river to commit suicide."

Xuanwu's eyes lit up, and he coughed lightly, "Ahem, um, those are those fallen girls. As the instigator, I think it is necessary for my brother-in-law to comfort their injured hearts personally."

"Who are you trying to appease!"

Xuanwu shuddered, he felt terrible, when the hell did Tsunade appear behind him!!!

...

While the Xuanwu family was performing "harmony and love", the daimyo and his wife were also fighting hard.

Just fifteen minutes later, the wind stopped and the rain stopped.

"You are such a useless thing. You always make me feel helpless. Humph!"

"My dear wife, I have tried my best."

"I don't care. Starting tomorrow, I'll start exercising more!"

The unsatisfied Senju Xiancao got up naked, picked up a glass of red wine in front of the bed, and walked to the window while shaking. For the nth time, he thought of what happened at Xuanwu's house: Ah~, that powerful big hand, that rock-solid pillar, Xiao Gang is so happy~

Daimyo, who was lying on the bed with his arms and legs spread out and had already entered sage mode, felt a real pain in his balls.

He frowned, as if he had made some kind of decision. He struggled to get up and put the blue pill into his mouth for the third time. "You bitch, I'm going to fight you today!"

The fourth battle begins with difficulty!

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