Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Xuanwu's proposal can be said to have touched Zinaye's heart.

However, no matter how hungry and thirsty she was, she couldn't take advantage of someone in distress!

"Your Highness Xuanwu, please don't joke around. Your Highness Jiraiya already has someone in his heart. I'm sorry I can't obey your order."

When Xuanwu heard this, his back teeth itched with anger. He accidentally heard everything Jiraiya said just now.

He gritted his teeth and asked, "Do you know who he likes?"

Zinaye was a little confused. When had she offended Xuanwu? Why was his expression so distorted?

"Well, although His Highness Jiraiya did not say it explicitly, I have guessed it. It should be his teammate, the first princess of the Land of Fire, and Tsunade-hime, who is known as one of the Three Ninjas together with him."

Xuanwu clenched his fists, his forehead was covered with black lines, "You guessed right, the one he likes is Tsunade, my wife!!!"

As soon as Xuanwu and Tsunade's relationship was announced, they disappeared one after another. The Third Hokage deliberately blocked the news, and for some reason, Senju Senso did not publicize it in the royal family. So, apart from the people of Konoha, very few people knew about it. It was even less likely that the Nadeshiko Village far away overseas would know about it. So, one can imagine how shocked Shinaye was.

"what!!!"

Shinaye opened her mouth wide, her eyes as big as copper bells, and she unconsciously jumped backwards with Jiraiya on her back, away from Xuanwu.

What’s going on? The person involved was eaten by the melon eater. Who among his family members understands?

"Um, um, Your Highness Xuanwu, please don't be impulsive. You and Your Highness Jiraiya are friends, right? You probably won't do anything bad to him, right?"

Xuanwu's expression changed very quickly. Just now it was cloudy, but immediately it became gentle and drizzling. "No, he is my best friend, my best friend!"

Zinaye felt a little relieved.

"I just want to marry him off as soon as possible! So, he won't harass my wife every day! So, can you do me a favor? Anyway, you two did fight with marriage as the stakes, and you did lose to him, so it's fair and square."

Shinaye was a little shy, "Well, His Highness Jiraiya has already rejected me."

At this time, another strange uncle appeared beside him, "Don't worry, Zinaye-chan, how can a grown man make a promise and not fulfill it? We are both witnesses."

Shinaye turned to check the source of the voice, and just happened to meet Orochimaru's eyes. Her brain froze instantly, and she stood there in a daze. Who was this person? And was she suddenly going to get married? So shy!

Orochimaru looked at the woman whose desires were infinitely magnified by his illusion and licked his eyes proudly, "Xuanwu-kun, it turns out that you came here not only to see beautiful women, but also to trick Jiraiya."

Xuanwu's little thoughts were seen through, and he put his fist to his mouth and coughed to cover up his embarrassment, "Ahem, you can't say that, it was you and Jiraiya who peeped at the woman bathing, I am blind now, I can't see anything.

As for Jiraiya, am I cheating him? I'm letting him find his own happiness. Besides, isn't it good to have a stable relationship? It will save him from spending money on wine and women everywhere. What if he gets a bad disease? Right? All in all, I'm doing it for his own good."

Orochimaru's snake eyes swept over this guy who was full of nonsense, and said, "You are just jealous of Jiraiya harassing Tsunade all day long."

After being exposed, Xuanwu stopped pretending and said, "Now that things have come to this, just tell me whether you will help or not."

"Tsk, if I didn't want to help you, would I use illusion to control Zinaye?"

"Hehe, Uncle Snake is the best. I'll give you 100g of White Zetsu cells afterwards."

"200g."

"Hey, the lion opened his mouth!"

"Plus the psychic technique, Rashomon."

"you!!!"

"Plus..."

"Stop, stop, stop. You came to my place to buy goods. I've satisfied your conditions just now. Okay?"

"That's good enough, let's go?"

"Just walk."

"Okay, let's go."

Then, the two scheming men set off towards the Nadeshiko Village on the mountain, with the weak and helpless Shinaye following closely behind with the 192-centimeter Jiraiya on her back.

......

Nadeshiko Village is built on two mountains, one big and one small. The two peaks are connected by a suspension bridge. Hundreds of female ninjas live on the big mountain, while some civilians and a few male ninjas live on the small mountain. However, these male ninjas do not belong to Nadeshiko Village. They are all losers who came here to challenge Shinaye, and they stay here just to challenge her again. In other words, they are all Jiraiya's rivals.

Tonight, the usually quiet village is decorated with lights and is filled with joy.

The female ninjas of Nadeshiko Village were also very excited because their leader, Lady Shinaye, had finally been defeated and was going to get married!

But those male ninjas were heartbroken. They originally wanted to unite and kill the man who defeated Shinaye, but when they learned that the man was Jiraiya, a mad demon in the ninja world and one of the three great ninjas of Konoha, they all left the village in disgrace.

In the conference hall of Fushiko Village, red lanterns were hung and red carpets were laid out tonight as well.

At this time, the two elderly elders of Nadeshiko Village were sitting on the high hall, and Jiraiya and Shinaye were standing in the middle wearing their wedding clothes.

The area was filled with female ninjas, who were all whispering in envy and jealousy.

"Is that the man who defeated Sister Zinaye? He looks so handsome, so tall and strong. He might be good in bed too."

"Bah, bah, bah, you little slut, that belongs to me, you can't seduce him without my permission, if you want to, go find one on the hill."

"Tsk, those wax spear tips are not even enough to fill the gaps between my teeth."

"Speaking of which, my sister is really lucky. She can even take down the three ninjas of Konoha. Woo woo woo."

"But why do I feel like the more I look at this Jiraiya, the more he looks like the person who was spying on us just now?"

"You must have seen it wrong. How could Sister Zinaye marry such a wretched man?"

"Hey, why aren't you talking, sister?"

"Oh, yes. And why does Lord Jiraiya keep his eyes closed? Is he blind?"

...

Amid the whispers of the people around them, Jiraiya and Shinaye were controlled by Genbu and Orochimaru respectively to complete the bows to heaven and earth, bows to their parents, bows to each other as husband and wife, and then were sent to the bridal chamber.

As for how to enter the bridal chamber?

Although Xuanwu only learned the basics of the second-generation Wind Shadow Puppet Technique and is definitely not good at high-intensity combat, high-intensity bed fighting is no problem for him.

Not to mention Orochimaru. After arousing Shinaye's desire, he simply let go and let Jiraiya ride on her.

In the later stage, Orochimaru even lifted the illusion, but the matter was already done. Shinaye hesitated for less than a second before falling into it.

It must be said that Jiraiya's hardware is still very powerful. Although it is not as good as Xuanwu, it is enough to beat Orochimaru, the sissy, by eight streets.

The snake that was peeping outside the window looked at the person on the bed unconvincedly, then looked at itself, and finally decided to just ignore it and walk away, leaving Xuanwu alone, listening to the sounds of the bed curtain and thinking about Tsunade.

"Ah, Teacher Qianjiang, your students miss you!"

At this point, the ceremony is completed.