Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

The two people who had spent the night together were awakened by the sound of rain outside the window the next day.

Jiraiya rubbed his head and sat up: My head hurts so much, I seem to have had a very realistic erotic dream, the object seemed to be the leader of the Nadeshiko Village who just fought with me, that feeling, hehe, was so real.

At this moment, a naked figure hugged Jiraiya from behind, and Shinaye's shy voice sounded in his ears, "You are awake, husband."

If she still had some emotions in her heart yesterday, now Shinaye has been completely conquered. Her man is too strong (Xuanwu: Haha, don’t be surprised by what you have never seen before. Orochimaru’s special pill is still very powerful. Besides, it’s just my lower limit, just average. What? Don’t believe it? Ask Tsunade, she has the most say, so you can know how the immortal body kneels on the bed and sings "conquer"!)

Jiraiya was no longer sleepy immediately. Why did this voice sound so familiar?

He turned his head stiffly, "You, what did you call me just now?"

Zinaye dragged her aching lower body to Jiraiya, put her arms around his neck and smiled mischievously, "I called you husband, we got married last night, don't you remember anything?"

After he looked around at the layout, a bad thought came to his mind.

"Oh my god, the dream came true!!!"

Jiraiya yelled and hurriedly got out of bed, but he had been too tired last night and his legs were weak, and he fell to the ground with a thud.

"Husband! Ah!"

Shinaye originally wanted to help Jiraiya up, but she was not only weak but also in pain, so she ended up falling on Jiraiya.

At this moment, the door opened, and the naked Shinaye saw someone coming in, and hurriedly pushed her body into Jiraiya's arms.

Although the situation has not been fully understood, if the dream really came true, then the person in his arms is his wife. He can see her, but others are not allowed to!

Jiraiya quickly got up, hugged Shinaye and got back into bed, covering Shinaye tightly with the quilt at the speed of light.

The person outside the door also came in at this time. Who else could it be except those two losers, Xuanwu and Orochimaru.

Xuanwu: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, I never thought, Jiraiya, you would be this kind of person!"

Orochimaru: "The teacher will definitely hold me accountable when I get back. I actually got married without telling him."

Jiraiya was not affected by the two of them at all, and asked directly: "Tell me, what happened? I was fine yesterday, but why did I become a groom today? If you two have nothing to do with this, I would write the name Jiraiya backwards!"

Orochimaru advised: "Don't get excited, don't get excited, let's watch the video first, watch the video."

Xuanwu pushed out the TV in a very servile manner, inserted the CD, and the scene of the two getting married and entering the bridal chamber was played.

Jiraiya watched the whole process without blinking. His expression became more and more ugly, and his mood became more and more heavy. No, this is not true!

"Fire Style, Flame Bullet",

A mouthful of phlegm spurted out of his mouth, burning the TV and the CD into ashes.

After Xuanwu put out the flames with water, he covered his nose and said, "Jiraiya, why are you so impulsive? Now you will have no good memories in the future."

"I want my memories! You two bastards! You actually teamed up to plot against me and forced me to get married while I was unconscious. I'm so fucking..."

Orochimaru interrupted Jiraiya's speech, "Jiraiya, you can't say that. Isn't Shinaye beautiful?"

Jiraiya looked down at Shinaye who was looking at him pitifully with her little head sticking out, and said reluctantly, "Beautiful."

Xuanwu continued: "Is Zinaye in bad shape?"

Jiraiya turned his head and closed his eyes, "Okay, that's enough."

Orochimaru took advantage of the situation and said, "This is weird. Shinaye is beautiful, capable, and has her own group of beautiful women to support her. She is also devoted to you. How could she trick you?"

"you!!!"

Jiraiya wanted to say that he liked Tsunade, and that he planned to stay with her for the rest of his life and never marry, but when the words came to his lips, he couldn't say them.

There was no other reason. Whether he admitted it or not, it was an established fact that Shinaye was his woman. No matter how much of a bastard he was, he could never say such words in front of his newlywed wife. He could only stare at Orochimaru.

Xuanwu chimed in, "Be patient, be patient. Things have already come to this. What else do you want? Were you not the one who enjoyed it last night? We are leaving first. Goodbye."

He then pushed Orochimaru out of the room, leaving the rest to them to handle.

Based on Xuanwu's understanding of Jiraiya, he has a strong sense of responsibility. Since they are already married, he would not do something like abandoning Shinaye and running away alone.

Soon there were only two people left in the room, and the newlyweds were honest with each other again.

Jiraiya apologized, "Shinaye, I-I'm sorry, my companion went too far."

Zinaye lowered her head and put her hands on her chest to cover her face. "No, no, actually, I can resist, but I am willing to do so."

At this point, Zinaye raised her head bravely and said, "I'm sorry, I did this even though I knew that Your Highness had a lover. Even last night I took the initiative to do it, but I don't regret it. I'm very happy to be able to be with Your Highness.

Your Highness, you just need to promise me that if Fushiko Village encounters difficulties in the future, you will help. As long as you promise me that you can leave at any time to pursue your own happiness, I will never pester you. "

After saying this, Zinaye lowered her head again. She had said so much against her will, and her heart was so heavy that it couldn't be any heavier.

Jiraiya was shocked by what Shinaye said. He said, he had clearly fainted last night, so how did he perform the rituals? After all this time, it turned out that he was just passively enduring it (Xuanwu: Yes, that's right. All the foreplay you did when you were unconscious has nothing to do with my half-baked puppetry)!

"Zinaya, you..."

"Your Highness, don't worry about me. I'm fine."

Zinaye said she was fine, but two lines of tears could no longer be stopped from falling from the corners of her eyes. Then they flowed down her cheeks and dripped onto the bloody bed sheet. It was so glaring.

But she still tried her best to endure and forced herself not to cry out loud. She didn't understand why she, who was so strong before, became so humble in front of love, but she had no choice.

Looking at the woman crying with her head down in front of him, Jiraiya felt extremely conflicted.

He really wanted to abandon Zinaye and leave, but what was wrong with a silly woman who gave everything to him?

He was caught in a struggle between heaven and man:

Proponent: Let’s go, leave here, do you want to betray Tsunade?

Opposing side: Bah, stop being shameless, when did Tsunade ever belong to you?

Proponent: But will your nearly twenty years of persistence just go to waste?

Opposing side: Brother, let’s not play the innocent game. We are not worthy of it. When you were drinking wine and riding on a woman’s belly, did you ever think of Tsunade?

Proponent: How can that be the same? That’s just a physiological need!

Opposing side: But Xuanwu has never had any woman except Tsunade, at most he would just give her a lustful look!

Proponent: That's because Tsunade is too scary, Xuanwu doesn't dare! No matter what, my heart has always belonged to Tsunade!

Opposing side: What about now?

Proponent: Now?

Opposition: Right, right now, right now, at this moment, do you dare to say that there is no trace of Zinaye in your heart? If there is really no trace, why are you so entangled?

Proponent: It is responsibility, it is a man’s responsibility that has trapped me in this bed. This is not love!

Opposing side: Bah, disgusting!

Proponent: Humph, despicable!

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