Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

The bridal chamber, which was filled with moans and gasps last night, was now filled with only the sound of rain falling outside the window.

As time went by, Zinaye felt more and more disappointed: Was it just a farce after all?

Just when she was about to despair completely, Jiraiya, who had been struggling with his conscience for a long time, finally made a decision.

He asked tentatively: "Zinaya, you should know that there is another person living in my heart now. Can you accept it? Don't worry, I will slowly forget her and let you live in as soon as possible."

When Shinaye heard this, she burst into tears of joy and fell directly into Jiraiya's arms, "My husband, I don't mind. I can wait until you fall in love with me."

Jiraiya's face showed a relaxed smile, and he continued: "Well, I have another request."

"Husband, please tell me."

"Ahem, that's it. I'm a novelist. For creative inspiration, sometimes, I would, well, that's it, that's it..."

Although Jiraiya hesitated, Shinaye roughly guessed what he was going to do based on his expression and the despicable things he had done before.

Zinaye said shyly, "My dear husband, I am the leader of Fushiko Village. After I marry you, the entire Fushiko Village belongs to you. If necessary, you can still peek at them bathing. I don't mind. Even if you like any of them and want a threesome, as long as the sisters agree, it's also possible. This is your benefit for protecting Fushiko Village."

Jiraiya was stunned: "Oh my god, no wonder so many people want to be the husband of the leader of Nadeshiko Village. After all this time, the treatment is simply heavenly! Tsunade, I can only say sorry to you!

Tsunade: That’s not necessary. After all, I have never been interested in you.

Jiraiya held Shinaye's face in his hands and said expectantly, "Is this true? My good wife!"

Look, look at this guy. He was struggling between his conscience and his conscience just now, and now his wife is involved. Bah, how shameless!

Zinaye was overjoyed when she heard the word "daughter-in-law". "It's true, husband."

Jiraiya laughed wildly, "Wahahaha, my dear, what are we waiting for? Let's become husband and wife as soon as possible!"

Zinaye asked in confusion: "Didn't we perform the Zhougong Ceremony last night?"

Jiraiya waved his hand, "That doesn't count. I was in a coma at the time and had no consciousness at all. Now let me take good care of you."

"It's not good to have sex in broad daylight, and, and..."

What Zinaye wanted to say was that she was too crazy last night and she was still in unbearable pain there. She was not in a good condition now.

"What's wrong? Come on!"

Jiraiya knocked Shinaye down and started to bite her.

At this point, Zinaye had no choice but to bite the bullet: I'll die, at worst I won't get out of bed for a few days!

Just as the two were about to have an in-depth conversation, the bedroom window was pushed open, and Xuanwu and Orochimaru stood on the left and right of the window, staring at Jiraiya with a smile.

"ah!"

Zinaye was still naked at the time, and she was so scared that she quickly covered her little head with a quilt, not caring about anything below the neck. Well, how should I put it, she was really smart.

Jiraiya thought to himself how stupid he was, what was the point of covering his head at this time!

He quickly covered them with a blanket and shouted angrily, "You two little thieves, why are you eavesdropping on our conversation? And you're even peeping!"

Xuanwu chuckled, "Don't mind, I just wish you to be a bridegroom every night, and this is for you."

With a "whoosh", a small box flew towards Jiraiya. He grabbed it and opened it. It was a little blue pill?

"what is this?"

Orochimaru licked the corner of his eye with his tongue and said mysteriously: "Good stuff, Shinaye knows it well."

Zinaye curiously stuck her little head out to take a look. Oh my god, isn't this the culprit who made her suffer so much last night?

......

After finishing their trip to Nadeshiko Village, Xuanwu and Orochimaru headed straight to the Land of Lightning.

what?

Why are there only two people?

Where is Jiraiya?

Tsk, that pervert might be lying dead on some woman’s belly right now, how could he have time to come to the Land of Thunder?

They didn't know which woman it was, but on the day they left, they went into the room of the beautiful twins whom they had peeked at taking a bath together. Oh, by the way, he and Zinaye went in together.

Let’s forget about that man with kidney deficiency and get back to the topic.

The relationship between the Land of Fire and the Land of Lightning is not very good, especially after the kidnapping of the Nine-Tails. Although the Third Hokage suppressed his anger and did not choose to go to war, he almost cut off all ties with the Land of Lightning.

The Raikage was even more upset. He sent out more than a dozen ninjas, but not only did the mission fail, but the entire army was wiped out. It is said that after Sanleizi received the news, he smashed the entire Raikage's office to pieces. At the same time, he ordered that Konoha ninjas were prohibited from entering the territory of the Land of Lightning in any form.

If Xuanwu and Orochimaru were still parading around the Land of Lightning wearing Konoha forehead protectors, they would definitely be like an old man hanging himself because he thought his life was too long.

So the two of them have disguised themselves according to the physical characteristics of the ninjas from the Land of Lightning. Xuanwu has become a burly man with dark skin, and Orochimaru has turned himself into a fair-skinned transvestite. They have also replaced their forehead protectors with those from the Hidden Cloud Village. Now they are an unknown duo of Chunin from the Hidden Cloud Village, and even acquaintances would have a hard time recognizing them.

Walking on the streets of the Land of Lightning, they couldn't help but sigh as they saw that the material level here was obviously lower than that of the Land of Fire.

Xuanwu: "The environment in this Thunder Country is really not that good. There is only thunder but no rain, and it is so noisy."

Orochimaru: "Not only that, the weather is hot, but there are cliffs everywhere, daily necessities are scarce, and transportation is very inconvenient. No wonder the Raikage has always wanted to expand his territory."

Xuanwu stopped in front of the first destination of this trip, the most famous jewelry store in the Land of Lightning. "It's not that great. If I were the Raikage, I'd be worried too. But although the Land of Lightning is short of food and water, it is rich in minerals. Let's go in and take a look. Remember to help me check later."

He can't see now, and his Observation Haki can only sense the specific shape, but is unable to observe the quality of the jewelry. He can only hope that Orochimaru will not cheat him.

Orochimaru looked playful, "You're buying it for Tsunade, right?"

Xuanwu chuckled, "Mostly, we have to take care of Aunt Sanae, Kushina, and Kaori. We also have to buy one for Shinaye as a gift to congratulate her on her wedding."

"Oh~, Xuanwu-kun is really thoughtful. But then again, don't you envy Jiraiya's current life? He is a bridegroom every night."

Xuanwu missed a step and almost fell down. Damn, this bastard is really talking about things that are not relevant. Who wouldn’t be envious if this happened to them!

But if you think about it carefully, none of them are as pretty as Tsunade, nor do they have a good figure as Tsunade, and their status is even more different. In short, in Xuanwu's heart, his Tsunade is priceless, and it is no exaggeration to say that she can fight against ten thousand people alone!

"Bah, I already have the best in the world, why should I envy a pervert like him? You are an old virgin, you are envious, right? Do you regret not defeating Zinaye yourself?"

Orochimaru was quite satisfied with Xuanwu's answer. He said disdainfully: "I don't care about those vulgar women. My experiments are enough for me now."

Haruko, Rina, Shinaye and other victims: Bah, shameless, if you have the ability, you pervert, don't peek at old women's sex!!!