Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

After hearing the sound, Xuanwu jumped off the bed and turned on the bedside lamp. After seeing the person on the bed, he exclaimed, "Xiancao? Why are you here?"

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After Xiancao told the story, Xuanwu, who was sitting beside the bed, understood the whole story.

It turned out that Minato had brought Senso and two maids directly to Xuanwu's house.

There were suddenly four more people in the house in the middle of the night. Kushina and Kaori, who had keen perception, were awakened and immediately went downstairs to check.

Due to the urgency of the situation, Minato handed Senso and the others over to Kushina and went straight to find Orochimaru.

Kushina was getting more and more aggressive. Even though Senso's appearance had not changed due to the Yin Seal, she could not recognize the person she had met several years ago. She thought Minato was fooling around outside. Not only that, but he was actually fooling around with three girls at once. She almost got furious.

Fortunately, Kaori was careful and recognized the identity of Senju Senso at a glance, and quickly suppressed Kushina who was about to explode.

In the end, Kaori arranged the Senju Senso in Tsunade's bedroom on the second floor, and the two maids stayed in the outer room of the bedroom for the night.

The arrangement was good, but after everyone fell asleep, Xiancao finally got the chance, turned over and jumped down from the second floor, and entered Xuanwu's bedroom through the window on the first floor.

After listening to Xiancao's story, Xuanwu rubbed his brows helplessly. He understood the truth, but the problem was that the shadow clones in the basement just watched and didn't try to stop them at all!

"So, Cao'er, you sneaked here, right?"

Qianshou Xiancao was really a little embarrassed, and dived into Xuanwu's arms, "Hey, I'm a little uncomfortable in Xiaogang's room. I always feel that everything in her room wants to beat me to death. I'm just afraid."

Xuanwu couldn't help but feel a little amused as he patted Xiancao's back. This girl, if she wanted to sleep in his bed, she should just say so directly, instead of forcing herself to find excuses.

"I don't even want to make up a lie."

Knowing that her little tricks were seen through, Xiancao simply stopped pretending and came clean, "Hey, I just slept in your bed. By the way, how are things going now?"

At this point, Xiancao came out of Xuanwu's arms and asked with concern: "Minato only told me that there were enemies coming to the palace to cause trouble, and in order to ensure my safety, I needed to be temporarily transferred away. After I got here, he said he was going to help, and then he disappeared. I was worried about you for a long time."

Xuanwu lightly lifted the lid and said, "It's been dealt with. They were just petty thieves."

"Then when are we going back? We have a lot of meetings tomorrow."

Go back? How can we go back? The whole palace is now just a concave platform, not even a brick is left.

"Well, there's no rush. Let's wait for two days. We're already here, so why not wait for the Third Hokage to get all the people ready, and then we can go back with them."

"That's fine, it's a good opportunity to be lazy for a few days."

Since he had witnessed the power of Xuanwu with his own eyes, Xiancao was not overly worried. He thought that the people who came to cause trouble were a bunch of scoundrels who could be easily dealt with.

After feeling relieved, Xiancao lay back in Xuanwu's arms, intending to continue her unfinished business. She felt empty, lonely and cold.

Xiao Caocao's white fingers drew circles on Xuanwu's chest, and she said with a smile on her face, "Mr. Xuanwu, should we go to bed?"

Xuanwu, who had rich combat experience, knew what Xiancao wanted to do, but he had just experienced a great battle and was seriously injured in the chest. Although the burns on the surface had recovered, his bones and lungs had not yet healed. It was obviously not the time for him to fight again.

"Cao'er, I just had a fight with someone tonight, and I smell of sweat. You, you..."

"Well, I don't mind you. On the contrary, I think you are more manly."

“It stinks.”

"Hmm~, very manly."

In order to make Xuanwu believe, Xiancao sniffed around like a puppy, sniffing higher and higher, first the chest, then the collarbone, then the neck, until she smelled the face, gave it a kiss, and then looked at Xuanwu lovingly.

Damn it, no decent person can withstand such teasing!

Just die, do it!

Xuanwu formed seals with her hands, and after the sensory shielding barrier lit up, she stood up and threw the fairy grass roughly onto the soft bed. However, the bed was too soft and the fairy grass was too light, so it bounced her up directly.

At this time, Xiancao was wearing a floral one-piece nightgown, and when she fell like this, her naked body was exposed. Her two long white legs were bent, and the hem of her skirt turned up, exposing her pink thong to Xuanwu's eyes. The two little white rabbits on her chest were swaying back and forth due to the ups and downs of her body.

"You little slut, I can't fucking cure you!"

After Xiancao stabilized her body, she lay on the bed with her legs together and slightly bent. One arm supported her body, and the other hand grabbed a strand of white hair and held it in her mouth. Her charming peach blossom eyes stared at Xuanwu with all kinds of charm, and her cold and noble voice rang out, "My king, how do you want to punish this servant?"

Damn, this young woman can actually change her voice!

Xuanwu immediately pounced on the magic grass like a hungry tiger and started to eat it.

The desire that had been pent up for many years was released in an instant. Xuanwu turned into a prehistoric beast. The two kissed passionately, and Xiancao's clothes were soon torn into pieces.

Oh my god, it’s so smooth!

That time in Konoha, it was indeed smooth, but he didn't look closely and was just admiring other places.

Xuanwu became even more excited!

The two big hands each have their own function.

Xiancao couldn't stand this kind of teasing, and murmured with blurry eyes, "My King~"

Damn, what a witch!

Xuanwu smiled evilly, "Don't worry, I'm too tired from the fight just now, I'll eat something first."

Xiancao was a little confused, "Eat? Where can I get food now?"

"Yes, it's a feast!"

Xuanwu's body slowly moved downwards.

Xiancao finally reacted and covered her face with a pillow, not daring to look at Xuanwu, "Oh, bad guy!"

After a while, Xiancao, who couldn't bear it any longer, took away the pillow to reveal her pretty face, which had turned red. She stood up and hugged Xuanwu, "My king, please have mercy on this servant~"

"Hey, I can't hold it in to death!"

Xuanwu stands up and the mecha transforms!

Just one glance and Xiancao was frightened: Oh my God, can I bear it!

Xiancao felt that he was going to die here today.

Xuanwu doesn't care about this at all. She was the one who started the fire. If she is not responsible for putting out the fire, who will be responsible?

"My lord, please have mercy on this servant."

Soon, the man's panting and the woman's moaning filled the entire room, especially the woman's voice, which was a cold and domineering voice, a cute loli voice, and a coquettish voice. The various tones switched back and forth, making Xuanwu more and more excited.

The result was that the young woman's voice became more and more tired and weaker each time. After the fifth time of Xiancao, she really couldn't stand it anymore, closed her eyes, and fainted.

The second before she fainted, she had only one thought in her mind: Oh God, Oh Earth, after more than thirty years, I finally got to be a woman. No, not just once, I got to be a woman five times in one night!

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PS: Oh, I won’t say anything more. The words have been reduced from 2500 to 2100. Oh.