Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

While Xuanwu and Xiancao were making love, at Orochimaru's house, our Uncle Snake was gritting his teeth and he even bit off a piece of the corner of the table!

He was so hateful!

After returning home, Orochimaru did not rush to the secret room to do research, nor did he think about the masked man. Instead, he couldn't wait to share vision with the little white snake on Xuanwu's body.

His sixth sense told him that Xuanwu and Xiancao were bound to do something shameful today.

Sure enough, he saw Xiangcao nestling in Xuanwu's arms, teasing him from bottom to top.

Just when Orochimaru's mouth was grinning to his back teeth and he grabbed a handful of melon seeds to watch the show, Xuanwu began to make hand seals, and then the "Scale Powder Hidden Barrier" covered the entire bedroom.

As soon as the barrier was set up, Orochimaru outside the barrier completely lost contact with the little white snake inside the barrier.

Damn it!

Orochimaru was so angry that he almost overturned the table. He tried to use the telescope technique to spy, but no matter how he adjusted it, there was still no hair on the crystal ball.

"Snapped",

It was the sound of a crystal ball falling to the ground and shattering.

It was Orochimaru again. He chewed the stone table corner into powder.

"puff",

After spitting out the stone powder in his mouth, Orochimaru said word by word: "The next experimental project is to break the scale powder hidden barrier!"

The next day, before dawn, Xiancao, who had been unconscious for less than three hours, climbed out of Xuanwu's arms, but her knight was still sleeping soundly.

Facts have once again proved that women have unique advantages in recovering physical strength.

For the first time in thirty years, the fairy grass, which was watered with water, was glowing red and more beautiful than ever. Looking at her little boyfriend under her, the little grass was so happy that her eyes were full of tears.

"It's just like what Xiao Gang said, you are just an animal!"

But Xiancao changed the subject and said stubbornly, "But even if you are an animal, so what? You are still being squeezed by me and can't get up. Humph, the facts prove that I am stronger than Xiao Gang and can satisfy Xuanwu Jun better, hehe."

Cao'er, you never mentioned that you fainted last night. You don't even know how exhausted Xuanwu was to fight you all night long!

Also, Tsunade's record is seven times.

Xiancao knew that now was not the time to indulge in Xuanwu's embrace, so she kissed Xuanwu once, twice, and three times before reluctantly walking to the window. Before leaving, she turned back and said to her lover, "My lord, I'll leave first."

Then he swiftly climbed out of the window and jumped to the second floor, doing exactly the same actions as when Tsunade returned to her room after having an affair with Genbu before their relationship was made public.

The sun was already high in the sky. Others were on missions or staying at home, but Xuanwu had not woken up yet. He was busy in the first half of the night, and even busier in the second half. First his chest was strained, and then his waist. He was too tired.

"Boom boom boom",

"Brother, are you awake?"

"Boom boom boom",

"Brother, open the door quickly."

"Haa~"

Xuanwu, who was awakened by the knock on the door, stretched reluctantly, "Who is it?"

The person outside the door heard the noise and immediately replied: "Brother, it's me, Minato. The Third Hokage is going to call a Jonin meeting. All the Jonin in the village must attend!"

Xuanwu felt helpless. He really didn't want to go. Didn't they say that the matter of the masked man wouldn't be made public first? Why were they holding another Jonin meeting?

No matter how helpless we are, we still have to give face to the Third Hokage.

"Wait outside for a while, I'll pack and we'll go together."

"Row."

Just as Xuanwu finished telling Minato to get up, the window on the first floor opened and a yellow figure bumped into his arms.

"Mr. Xuanwu, you're awake."

How could Xuanwu not know who it was? He skillfully placed his hands where they should be and played with it at will.

"You're really brave. You dare to come here in broad daylight."

"Oh, I miss you."

"You little elf."

Xuanwu went up and wanted to kiss her.

"Oh, Minato is still outside. That's not good."

"What's wrong? Let him wait a moment."

...

After an indescribable amount of affection, Shuimen in the living room waited until the flowers were almost withered before Xuanwu came out.

"Brother, let's go quickly, or we'll be late."

Xuanwu didn't care. "It's just about the masked man. Why are you so anxious?"

Minato said in a deep voice, "Brother, it's not about the masked man, it's about Sakumo-senpai."

Xuanwu's eyes narrowed, "What do you mean, what happened to Shumao?"

"Let's go first and talk as we go."

...

The conference hall was already packed when Xuanwu and Minato arrived.

On the podium, Danzo Shimura and Koharu Utane were already seated.

Unlike the relaxed and comfortable atmosphere during the commendation meeting, the conference hall at this moment was filled with a depressing atmosphere.

Genbu sat next to Akimichi Cho in the first row, Minato sat behind him, and next to him was Hatake Sakumo who was standing in the center awaiting trial.

At this time, Hatake Sakumo lowered his head and said nothing, like a child who had done something wrong. Xuanwu tried to make eye contact with him many times but to no avail.

The reason why Hatake Sakumo was on trial was simply because of the failure of a mission.

Most people may not know the specific content of the mission, but Xuanwu already knows it through a scroll that Orochimaru asked Minato to give him.

Mission objective: Sneak into the Sand Village and gather detailed information about the Third Kazekage, who was known as the strongest Kazekage as soon as he took office, and steal the puppetry technology that the Sand Village is proud of.

Both goals are extremely difficult, not to mention that they must be completed in full. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a super S-level task.

Logically speaking, this kind of mission would either require the conscription of the Three Ninjas of Konoha (Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade) or the gathering of the Three Stars of Konoha (Hatake Sakumo, Akimichi Genbu, and Tsunade).

But the Third Hokage did not do so, because some of these Kage-level ninjas were not in the village, and those who were in the village stayed in the laboratory all day and ignored him at all.

In desperation, he asked Konoha White Fang to take three elite jonin to carry out this mission.

Originally, a Kage-level warrior with three elite jonin could barely accomplish the task, but for some reason, as soon as they sneaked into the Sand Village, one of the elite jonin was discovered.

If they had chosen to watch him being besieged to death, the other three people who had not been exposed would still have a chance to complete the mission, but Hatake Sakumo couldn't bear to see his companion die in front of him, so he took the initiative to expose himself and save him, and then fled the Sand Village with the other two companions.

Hatake Sakumo gave up the mission, but he successfully brought back all three companions.

Early this morning, after he came back, he reported to the Third Hokage that the mission had failed. Sarutobi Hiruzen was somewhat disappointed with what he had done.

No matter how disappointed I am, he is my son-in-law after all. I can't just abandon him because of the failure of a mission.

So Sarutobi Hiruzen had no intention of making a big deal out of this matter.

He didn't want to, but a certain Nabekage who had long wanted to bring him down took the opportunity and exaggerated the impact of this mission, escalating it to the point where it might trigger a war between major powers. Not only did he have Sarutobi Hiruzen convene a Jonin meeting to judge Hatake Sakumo's cowardly behavior, he also had his men publicize the matter in the village and do everything possible to discredit Hatake Sakumo.

So today's meeting came about.

PS: Thanks to Hong Zhenhai from Wanlongcheng for the reminder talisman multiplied by 5!