Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Looking at Tsunade rolling around in the pile of money, Xuanwu despised her in his heart: You dare to fight me with this?

"Qian-chan, isn't it time to talk about your abilities?"

"Okay, okay, wait a minute, wait a minute."

Tsunade jumped off the gambling table and quickly sealed all the money into the scroll, not leaving a single cent behind.

The way she hid money like a hamster made Xuanwu laugh. "Qian-chan, in fact, if you sell any one of the red crystal and jade bracelet, it will be a sky-high price. You will definitely become a wealthy woman in seconds. It shouldn't be like this."

Unexpectedly, Tsunade paused after hearing this. She stopped and walked in front of Xuanwu, looking directly into his eyes and said word by word very seriously: "Honghong and Cui'er are not for sale, not for sale!"

The words sound very impressive, but the name, alas.

Xuanwu realized that he had said something wrong and apologized immediately, "I was wrong, honey, you are right, that, um, Honghong and Cui'er, right? They are not for sale, no matter how much money you pay, they are not for sale!"

"Hmph, that's pretty much it."

Tsunade gave him a big eye roll, put the scroll into her pocket, and got 20 million.

"Beautiful and kind-hearted little rich lady, tell me what other abilities you have that I don't know about."

"Since you ask sincerely, I will tell you out of mercy."

She walked back a few steps, about five meters away from Xuanwu, and put one hand on her waist in a sexy pose.

"Throw a jutsu at me."

After hearing this, Xuanwu almost dropped his jaw in shock. No way: Shinra Tensei and Wanxiang Tianyin are fine, but can that one do it?

Seeing that Xuanwu didn't move, Tsunade urged: "Hurry up, throw it boldly, I promise I can catch it."

Tsunade's behavior almost confirmed Xuanwu's guess, and he no longer hesitated.

"Water escape, water dragon bullet",

A small water dragon flew towards Tsunade unwillingly.

Tsunade raised her right hand, which was hanging naturally, and grabbed the water dragon.

The poor little water dragon was not crushed, but was absorbed by Tsunade instead.

Xuanwu's eyes flashed: Sure enough, it is the ability of the evil ghost realm of the Rinnegan. What is the relationship between this so-called Rinnegan and the Rinnegan? Why does it have the abilities of the heavenly realm and the hungry ghost realm, and more than that.

Tsunade injected a little chakra into the wooden bench. The next second, the wooden bench came alive under her control, jumping around for a long time until the chakra disappeared.

After the demonstration, Tsunade jumped onto Xuanwu's back and put on a gesture of praising me, "These are all the abilities I have developed so far. How about it, isn't it amazing, hehe."

"Currently?"

"Yeah, I can feel that the Samsara Eye is capable of more than just this. I have only obtained it for a short time and cannot use it flexibly. What I have shown is only the tip of the iceberg. Once you are fully adapted, your good wife will definitely be outrageously powerful. By then, she may even surpass your great grandfather!"

Tsunade became more and more excited as she spoke, her long legs swinging happily, and in the end she took Xuanwu into the air and flew around the room.

It would be a lie for Xuanwu to say he wasn't envious.

The repulsion, attraction and flight of the heavenly way,

The absorption of the hungry ghost realm,

There is also a mechanical puppetry technique similar to Shurado,

What’s even more infuriating is that even though he’s so awesome, this is still not the limit. According to Tsunade, if the development level of the Samsara Eye can be likened to a 100-meter race, Tsunade has only taken the first step.

This is too f*cking perverted! Nagato’s Rinnegan is just this good!

Xuanwu, who was being used as a mount by Tsunade and flying around the house, thought to himself: Why don't we give up the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan and stop researching the Rinnegan cells, and just learn how to fuse the Byakugan from Tsunade. The price-performance ratio is far higher than the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan!

Wait, he suddenly thought of a problem. He had two pairs of Mangekyō Tsukuyanagi. If they were to fuse successfully, then, well, I’d be screwed!

Just when Xuanwu was YY, a strange smell came into their noses.

"Honey, do you smell something burning?"

"Fuck! My braised pig's trotters!"

...

In the Mizukage's office in the Hidden Mist Village, Mizunoe Hidekura sat in the main seat with empty eyes. It was so sad that the Third Mizukage had become a human puppet controlled by others.

He wasn't the only one in the office.

Yotsuki Riki and Benimaru, who escaped when Genbu, Tsunade and Sakumo were fighting with Kinkaku, Kakuzu who was rescued from Genbu in Takigakure, Hiruko who escaped from the ambush of Senso, the new leader of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen Kidou Mangetsu, the chief of the Shikotsu Kaguya clan, the chief of the Yuureku Kagura (Yue) clan, and the chief of the Ice-style Mizunotsuki clan all gathered together.

The most closed of the five major ninja villages, the Hidden Mist Village, has apparently become Uchiha Madara's base camp. The Mizukage, the Anbu Chief, the Elders, the Jonin squad leader, the Seven Ninja Swordsmen, and all the bloodline families are all under his control.

After waiting for a long time, the last participant, Hei Bai Jue, emerged from the ground.

The eyes of the Third Mizukage, who had been like a zombie, now glowed again. He patted the table and everyone looked at him.

"Everyone, how are your preparations going?"

Ye Yueli: "Lord Mizukage, through the efforts of these years, the number of our ninjas has increased from 8,000 to 13,000. This is the limit that the village can bear. If there are more, it will affect the normal operation of the village."

"No problem. Increase the number of ninjas as much as possible. The relationship between the five major countries is becoming increasingly tense. An all-out war will come soon."

Benimaru: "Mizukage-sama, the latest news from the two great powers Ohnoki is that he has united the Land of Lightning and the Land of Wind. As long as we agree, we can form a four-nation alliance, and then we can conquer Konoha in no time."

The Third Mizukage smiled disdainfully, "That brat, Ohnoki, is becoming more and more skilled at making empty promises. I will ignore him for now."

Hozuki Mangetsu: "Mizukage-sama, the Seven Ninja Swordsmen have been fully assembled and are ready to attack at any time."

"Very good, worthy of praise."

Just one word of praise made Kitsuki Mangetsu go crazy, "Ah~, for you, my lord, I will die without hesitation!"

This guy is obviously very ill.

...

After the meeting, everyone left, leaving only the Third Mizukage and Black and White Zetsu.

Mizunotsuki Hidekura fell into a daze again, and Uchiha Madara, wearing red armor, walked out of the shadows.

"How's the situation, is he suitable?"

Heibai Jue leaned forward to express his admiration, "Master Madara, you are always so wise. He is definitely the most loyal supporter of your future plans."

...

Konoha Village.

Late in the evening, an Uchiha wearing brown goggles was helping an old lady walk. This behavior was totally un-Uchiha.

The Uchiha didn't stop until he sent the old lady to her doorstep.

"Old lady, it's not safe to walk on the road at night. You should remember not to go out at night again in the future."

Even though he was giving a warning, there was still a gentle and sunny smile on his face.

"Young man, I will pay attention. Thank you so much today. What's your name?"

"My name is Obito, Uchiha Obito."