Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

September 45, 5rd year of Konoha.

After hanging out in the Wet Bone Forest for a week, Xuanwu and Tsunade finally decided to leave.

After returning to the village, the thin-skinned Xuanwu didn't even have a chance to eat a bite of rice before she was dragged by Tsunade to visit her aunt.

Xuanwu was rejecting it in his heart. If the two women met, it could end up being an accident. But he couldn't do anything wrong.

So, he, Tsunade and Nawaki were directly teleported to the Daimyo's palace by Minato using the Flying Thunder God Technique.

Compared with the previous palace which covered an area as large as four football fields, the new palace looked much more shabby.

The area has shrunk to the size of a football field. Although the Council Hall is made of exquisite materials and has fine workmanship, other buildings including the Daimyo's bedroom use the same specifications and design as the Senju Mansion in Konoha Village.

All of these buildings use red pine wood as the main material, without too much ornate decoration, and focus more on practicality and comfort.

The entire building complex gives people a simple and rustic feeling, and its main feature is that it is cheap and durable.

It was also because of this that the construction of the palace was quite rapid. It was almost completed in just over a year and a half.

"Whoosh",

A golden light streaked across the sky, and Minato and the three of them appeared at the door of the daimyo's bedroom.

After verifying their identities and stating their purpose, the senior ninja on duty told them that Senso did not live in the new palace at all, but in a royal garden not far from here, and only went to the council hall reluctantly when there were court meetings.

What’s going on? I’m afraid of formaldehyde poisoning.

Led by a senior ninja, they came to a large manor with extremely strict guards. There were Konoha air forces patrolling in the sky and more than a hundred ninjas on duty on the ground. Not only that, there was also a bowl-shaped barrier upside down on the manor. With such defense, even if Xuanwu wanted to sneak in, it would be difficult.

After going through layers of inspection, Xuanwu finally saw Xiancao himself, and then...

Can anyone tell me what is going on?

The Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass was actually holding a sleeping little kid!

The first second Xuanwu saw the child, he stood there in shock as if struck by lightning. His brain stopped working. What, what, what, what should he do?

Xiancao also noticed Xuanwu's reaction at the first time, and laughed in his heart: You deserve it, you enemy, I told you to come but you didn't, now let's see what you can do!

Unlike Xuanwu, Tsunade's eyes lit up the moment she saw the little brat. She quietly ran to Xiancao's bed and whispered, "Aunt, you actually have a baby, so cute!"

The voice was so gentle, as if afraid to wake the child.

Xiancao felt a little guilty, but it was quickly suppressed.

Tsunade woke up from her coma, and Senso felt both happy and sad.

I am happy that my niece finally got out of trouble.

What I feel sad about is that I can no longer monopolize Xuanwu.

But overall, the happiness far outweighs the disappointment.

"Xiao Gang, you finally woke up. Don't be so reckless next time. I was scared when Xuanwu-kun told me about you."

Tsunade leaned down and leaned on Senso's shoulder, "Yeah, I definitely won't do that again in the future. By the way, aunt, didn't you tell me before that the previous daimyo didn't want you to have children? Why do you have one now?"

This silly girl, she doesn’t even think about it, her ex has been separated from her for many years, how could he be his.

Senso showed a little embarrassment on his face and felt even more sorry for Tsunade, so he could only make the best of it.

"I'm not sure, maybe I didn't take protective measures."

At this time, Sheng Shu also ran over to see the child, "Aunt, you gave birth to a child, such a big thing, why didn't I see you send any news back to Konoha."

"This..."

Senso took advantage of the time when Tsunade and her brother were looking at the child to glare at Xuanwu without leaving any trace. After making sure that he saw her glaring at him, she said resentfully: "It's just the child of an ungrateful person. What's there to say?"

Xuanwu looked around, not daring to look at Xiancao again, swallowing his saliva mouthful by mouthful. At this moment, he was panicking: I became a father for no reason, who in my family would understand! Qianjiang, please don't see any clues!

The clever little Minato understood it again. He looked at Xuanwu with pity: Alas, brother, you're on your own. I really can't help you in this situation.

Our princess thought Xiancao was talking about Rende, so she comforted him, "Aunt, you can't think like that. The ungrateful man may be hateful, but the child is innocent. She has half of your blood in her body. Look at her white hair, it's exactly the same as yours, how wonderful! As for the other half of the blood, the ungrateful man is dead anyway, so we can completely ignore it."

Sheng Shu chimed in, "Yes, the child's father is dead, so don't be sad for him, aunt. So, is the child a boy or a girl?"

Xuanwu was furious: The child's father is alive and well! You two sisters should be more virtuous!

If my guess is correct, the surprise that Xiancao repeatedly emphasized in the letter is probably the child.

But for Xuanwu, it was more like a shock than a surprise, especially on today's occasion!

Tsunade gave Nawaki a disdainful look, "I told you to not study medicine properly. This kid is definitely a little sister. How stupid."

Sheng Shu was a little unconvinced, "Sister, you can see this, is that right, auntie?"

Xiancao affirmed: "Yes, Shengshu, you have a little sister now, you must protect her well in the future."

Sheng Shu patted his chest and assured, "Don't worry, auntie, from today on, she is my biological sister. As long as I am here, no one can touch her!"

Tsunade struck mercilessly, "Come on, with your skills, you can't even learn Haki, who can you protect?"

Sheng Shu was very indignant. He wanted to talk back but didn't dare. He could only curse his sister in his heart: A good man doesn't fight with a tigress. Besides, haven't you learned that either? Bah.

After scolding Rope Tree, Tsunade found that Xuanwu was still standing where he had just entered the door. She immediately walked over and pulled him over, "Xuanwu-kun, what are you standing there for? Come and see my sister."

Logically speaking, this kid is indeed Tsunade's cousin, but why does Xuanwu feel so uncomfortable hearing this title? If that's really the case, then when he and Tsunade get married, wouldn't this child be his sister-in-law?

Dad was demoted to brother-in-law, this generation structure is really confusing.

Xuanwu, with his mind full of nonsense, followed Tsunade to the bedside. He didn't dare to look at Xiancao the whole time, which made Xiaocao even more resentful.

"My dear, look, isn't my sister very cute?"

"Uh~, well, very cute, cuter than anyone else."

"Do you think she's as cute as me?"

After Tsunade finished speaking, she deliberately made a scissors hand gesture towards Xuanwu and pouted to act cute.

Xiancao was not afraid of trouble and pretended to be curious and asked, "Yes, Xuanwu-kun, who do you think is cuter, Tsunade or her sister?"

Xiancao emphasized the word "sister", fearing that Xuanwu couldn't hear it.

This question is no different from who you would save first if your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. How would Xuanwu answer it? Just find a piece of tofu and kill yourself!

Facing Tsunade and Senso's curious gazes, Xuanwu answered with gritted teeth: "They are all very cute."

Xiancao continued to ask: "Who is cuter then?"

Little complaining woman, I advise you to be kind!

Since everyone is offending the other woman, just praise them both.

Xuanwu, who had figured it out, replied: "Lord Xiancao, your daughter's cuteness is a pure and innocent cuteness, as if she is the purest flower in the world, while Tsunade's cuteness is an intellectual, beautiful and lovable cuteness, like a glass of mellow wine that makes people intoxicated and unable to extricate themselves.

The two of them are standing at different peaks, and there is no comparison between them. We can only say that each of them has achieved their own cuteness. "

This was a very well said statement. Xiancao rolled her eyes at Xuanwu, the meaning was self-evident, the man was considered a bastard and barely passed the test.

Tsunade was overjoyed by her man's praise, and she went up to him and gave him a smack, "My dear, you are so good at talking!"

"Kaji",

It was the sound of Xiancao’s heart breaking.