Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

After signing a series of unequal demands, Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass finally let Xuanwu go.

"Akimichi Xuanwu vs. Thousand Hands Herb Compensation Clause":

Rule 1: Xuanwu must come to Daimyo Manor at least twice a month.

Rule 2: Go for a ride at least once a month until she is mentally healthy again.

Article 3: Xiao Bailu is the legal heir to the daimyo, and Xuanwu must ensure that she can smoothly inherit the position of Xiancao in the future.

Article 4: Find ways to make up for the fatherly love that the little white deer lacks.

Article 5: The fairy grass should be as good as the top-grade ice-type imperial green jade bracelet or the top-grade red crystal heirloom pendant.

Article 6: Xiancao’s application to learn the magic of Longdidong was rejected by the White Snake Immortal. Xuanwu wanted to help her pass the trial and master the magic of Longdidong.

Article 7: Xiancao wants to learn Flying Thunder God, so let Xuanwu figure it out himself.

Article 890: I haven’t thought about it yet. I’ll think about it when I think about it.

In order to prevent Xuanwu from going back on his word, Xiancao even put it in writing, in duplicate, with his signature and seal. The seal he used was the seal representing the imperial power of the Daimyo, so Xuanwu could not go back on his word.

Of course Xuanwu wouldn't let go of the magic grass so easily!

Apart from anything else, horseback riding and archery are definitely a must, and because of those conditions, the exasperated Xuanwu jumped on his horse and whipped it for the second time.

However, the effect was not ideal. Xiancao, who was under double attack, not only did not realize his mistake, but he almost died from excitement.

The next day, the immortal grass, which had been like a blessing from drought for a long time, was replenished too much and became flooded. The restaurant had to close its door to visitors on the grounds of feeling unwell.

Tsunade wanted to help take a look, but Senso strongly refused. If she knew the details, it would be like a tornado destroying the parking lot.

Just like that, the four listless people returned to Konoha after staying there for less than a day.

Why is everyone so listless?

Tsunade lost more than 20 million, so it would be strange if she was in a good mood.

Minato and Nawaki were in tears because the little private money they had won behind Kushina and Kaori's backs was snatched away by Tsunade and lost.

As for Xuanwu, of course it was because of the unequal treaty!

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Let’s go back to today.

Xuanwu was lying on the bed with a look of despair on his face. His requests for Xiancao were simply outrageous!

Without saying anything else, let me just say the first point: you must visit her at least twice a month to relieve the pain of missing her.

It would be fine if Tsunade was still in a coma, and he wouldn't care if she worked day and night, but now she is awake!

Trying to cheat in front of the Samsara Eye is like hanging yourself because you think your life is too long!

Just as he was lying on the bed thinking of a good plan, Tsunade pushed open the door.

"Honey, what's wrong with you?"

Xuanwu immediately calmed down and said, "Nothing, I'm just thinking about how to help you master the Sage Mode as soon as possible."

This guy lies all the time.

Tsunade's progress in training the Sage Mode is really disappointing, even worse than Jiraiya in the original time and space.

In the original time and space, Jiraiya didn't care whether it was a perfect Sage Mode or not, at least he could activate it, and with the help of Fukasaku and Shima, he could maintain it for a long time.

Tsunade was different. Before the Byakugan was fused, she learned a lot of techniques in the Wet Bone Forest, so she couldn't sense any natural chakra. Not to mention after the fusion, she has been dizzy until now.

The beautiful girl felt warm at heart when she heard this, and the depressed mood from losing money last night was alleviated a lot. Her man really was thinking about her all the time.

She fell into Xuanwu's arms and kissed his forehead. She touched his brown hair with her little hand and smiled playfully, "I'll reward my Bao'er with a kiss, hehe."

The irritable Xuanwu immediately decided to cool down first. He was so happy with the fairy grass last night that he was still in the middle of it.

He turned over and pressed the beautiful girl under him and began to pull off her seven-quarter slim jeans.

Tsunade desperately pulled at her pants and begged for mercy, "Xuanwu-kun, I asked you to come to dinner. The four of them are still waiting for us outside. Please, just hold it in for a while."

"not good!"

"Oh, you beast!"

Resistance was futile, so Her Royal Highness the Princess had no choice but to give up. She really needed to vent her frustration about losing money last night.

Just as Tsunade loosened her hands and let Xuanwu do what he wanted, the bedroom window was opened.

"Oh, it seems I came at a very bad time."

"ah!"

The sudden voice frightened Tsunade so much that she turned pale. She quickly hugged Xuanwu and buried her face in his chest. It was so embarrassing to be caught in a meeting!

Fortunately, her clothes were not torn off and were just a little messy. If she was really seen naked by someone, she would not live!

Xuanwu turned his back to the newcomer, holding the ashamed and angry Tsunade in his arms, and turned around and said unhappily: "Orochimaru, you can't go through the front door!"

As he was speaking, Orochimaru had already entered the room.

"No, that won't work. Go through the main entrance and see the view. Just continue. Don't worry about me."

"You pervert! Go to hell!"

Tsunade, who was hiding in Xuanwu's arms, couldn't stand Orochimaru's strong taste. She stretched out her right hand from Xuanwu's waist and pointed it at him, with five fingers spread out.

"Shinra Tianzheng"!

"Bang~",

The first victim of the power of heaven appeared.

Orochimaru didn't have time to react or make any defensive moves before he was flung away by a powerful force and turned into a small black dot in the sky.

His last words before taking off were, "I'll be back!"

At the same time, Xuanwu's bedroom was instantly blown to pieces, and the house was in a mess. If it weren't for the protection of the wall with a strong barrier and Tsunade directing most of her repulsive force at Orochimaru, the whole house would probably have been completely destroyed.

The huge noise attracted the four little ones to come and check what was going on, and the first thing they said when they opened the door was "Fuck!"

Kushina is afraid: The female Tyrannosaurus is becoming more and more difficult to mess with!

Kaori's eyes lit up: Sister Tsunade is getting stronger and stronger.

Sheng Shu was shocked: Be careful when talking to your sister next time.

Minato was worried: Oh, what will happen to my brother in the future? I'm really worried about him.

Xuanwu swallowed his saliva: Tsunade must not know about me and Senso, absolutely!

In the Konoha Ninja Barrier Class Duty Room, a barrier ninja on duty asked in confusion: "Did something fly out from the sky above the village just now?"

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