Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

The next day, Xuanwu returned to Konoha with surprise, nervousness and a heavy heart.

Let’s go back to the first night.

During dinner, Xuanwu first successfully persuaded Tsunade to go out for gambling, and then sent Nawaki and Minato out on the pretext of looking after Tsunade, while he himself stayed at home on the grounds of feeling unwell.

Xiancao remained silent throughout the whole process, and the slightly raised corners of her lips showed that she was in a good mood. She left before finishing her meal, saying that no one was looking after the children.

The careless Tsunade didn't see Senso's little thoughts at all, and of course agreed wholeheartedly. Without Xuanwu watching, wouldn't she be able to kill even more people?

So this silly girl went out with Rope Tree and Minato right after finishing her meal. Judging from their attitude, she would never come back until she lost all the 20 million in her pocket.

After the eldest daughter-in-law was fooled away, Xuanwu immediately went secretly to find the second daughter-in-law.

Xiancao came back early to get rid of all the other guards, leaving only the four deadpools assigned to her by Xuanwu, and to dress up at the same time. She hadn't been alone with her enemy for a year and a half, so she cherished this hard-earned tryst very much.

So Xuanwu easily slipped into Xiancao's bedroom. When he arrived, he happened to see Xiancao feeding the little white deer.

When Xiancao saw him, she snorted and rolled her eyes at him, turning her back. "You ungrateful man, you still come here! Little White Deer, look at your dead father. He has abandoned us mother and daughter without a care. What's the use of him!"

Xuanwu touched his nose awkwardly. He really didn't know that the surprise was this. If he had known, he would have come over a long time ago.

There is no use in making excuses now.

Xuanwu walked over and gently hugged Xiancao from behind, saying humbly, "Cao'er, I'm sorry, I should have come earlier."

Xiancao struggled symbolically, but failed to break free and let Xuanwu hold her. Let me make it clear first, she didn't resist violently because she was afraid of scaring the child, and it definitely didn't happen because she wanted to be hugged by the dog man.

Although I was honest with my body, I couldn't give in easily with my mouth. "Hmph, what's the point of saying this now? How can I compare with your precious Tsunade? That bracelet is not cheap, right? I gave birth to a child for a heartless man, but I only got a topaz hairpin, while he got a top grade icy imperial green hairpin after sleeping with her. I can still tell the difference in status. You can go now. I can raise the child well by myself."

The more Xiancao spoke, the more upset she felt. She felt more and more aggrieved, and her tears flowed like crazy.

As a result, the eight-month-old little white deer thought her mother was making faces at her, so she stopped drinking milk and just giggled.

Xiancao felt even more aggrieved now, "You little heartless person, even the kids bully me, wuwuwu, I won't live anymore, wuwuwu..."

The more Xiancao cried, the more Bailu laughed; the more Bailu laughed, the more Xiancao cried, forming a perfect closed loop.

Xuanwu was overwhelmed when he saw the mother and daughter: What kind of sin have they committed?

He held Princess Xiancao in his arms, patted her shoulder gently with one hand and coaxed her, "Oh, don't cry, my dear Baoer, you have given birth to my child and handled government affairs, you have worked hard, I was wrong, as long as you stop crying, I will agree to any condition."

This is what Xiancao has been waiting for!

Having achieved her goal, Xiancao immediately stopped crying and choked up, "Really?"

Feeling that he was being tricked, Xuanwu added weakly, "How about we satisfy all reasonable requests?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Xiancao's tears came suddenly, her tone full of grievance and complaint, "You ungrateful man, I am in this state, and you still bully me!"

Xuanwu immediately changed his words, "Stop, stop, stop, stop, I'm wrong, my fault. I'll agree to all your requests! I'll do what I can do, and I'll do what I can't do!"

Xiancao fell silent again, and secretly made a "yeah" gesture with the hand holding the child, "Humph, you're smart!"

Xuanwu is really in a headache: the women of the Senju clan are more difficult to deal with than each other. Look at you, it’s bad enough that you provoked one, but you provoked two. Alas, you really regret it!

Now there is nothing he can do except putting on a smile. He has already gone to school and has a baby, so he can't be irresponsible.

"My dear little grass, what do you want?"

Xiancao signaled Xuanwu to put her down, and after landing, she stuffed the child into his arms, "Nuo, start by taking care of the child."

Xuanwu was also a father for the first time and had no experience at all. He took the baby carefully and held her like Xiancao, afraid of hurting her.

This is his first child, and it would be a lie to say that he doesn't like him. Before, the fear of being discovered by Tsunade prevailed. Now that the alarm has been temporarily lifted, his fatherly love began to overflow. He stared at the little white deer, his eyes full of pampering and love.

Xuanwu imitated Tsunade and poked the little white deer's face with his fingers, and whispered teasingly: "Little white deer, do you know that I am your father."

I don’t know if it was because it was shy, hungry, or sleepy, but the little white deer started crying loudly after staying in Xuanwu’s arms for less than thirty seconds.

This made Xuanwu very confused. What was going on?

He looked at Xiancao helplessly, but Xiancao didn't understand either. She was usually a careless person. She could only look at Shirley and Nao who had been installing wood since Xuanwu entered the house.

Actually, apart from feeding the baby and holding it for a while when it feels like it, Xiancao basically doesn't touch the little white deer.

The first reason is that she has to hold many meetings every day, handle a lot of government affairs, and win over the twelve guardian ninjas. She is extremely busy. She can't deal with national affairs while coaxing her children.

As for the second point, can you expect a woman who has lived a life of luxury for more than ten years, who has never had to do housework, who has everything handed to her and who is only responsible for being beautiful every day, to take care of a child?

The answer is of course no!

Today is the most qualified day for Xiancao as a mother so far. After receiving the notification that Xuanwu was coming, she took the initiative to hold the little white deer for a while for the first time in her life, just to establish a good mother image in front of Xuanwu and make Xuanwu feel even more guilty. So how could she know so much?

Shirley and Nao came over and knew at a glance that the little white deer had urinated and was a little sleepy after having just eaten.

"Master Xuanwu, don't worry, the princess just peed, please hand the child over to me."

After Shirley took the child, she deftly took off her diaper, and Nao quickly put on a new one. The whole process was smooth and they cooperated very well.

After changing, the two of them coaxed the little white deer to sleep.

After watching the little white deer enter the inner room, Xuanwu suddenly asked, "Cao'er, have you never seen a child before?"

"Nonsense, we are doing our duty!"

"Then why did you just..."

"Don't say that. No matter what, I'm a hundred times better than a scumbag like you who abandoned his wife and children. Humph!"

Xuanwu immediately backed down. Well, he really had no say in this matter.

Xiancao cleared his throat proudly and returned to the topic.

"Ahem, Akimichi Genbu, I have a request to make, so please listen carefully."

Xuanwu pulled Xiancao over and held her in his arms, then sat on the sofa. He took the opportunity to put one of his big hands into Xiancao's underwear, playing with her jade peaks that had grown several circles bigger, while he said, "Your Excellency Wencheng Daming, Daddy is all ears."

...

In a casino in the capital, our Lady Tsunade was sweating profusely. She waved her jade hand and placed 100,000 taels of chips on the gambling table. Her eyes were firm and confident.

"I'm going big!"

Stop the hopeless Rope Tree and Minato with tears in their eyes.

The master who was shaking the dice glanced at Tsunade's pride while shaking the dice, and felt his mouth dry: It's so beautiful, so big, I don't know which bastard got the good deal!

He pretended to shake the table for a long time.

He was confident that the dice would be four, five or six, so he let the beautiful woman win once, which would be considered as the interest he paid.

Open the cup.

"123 o'clock!"

Tsunade suffered her 15th consecutive defeat.

She couldn't accept this heavy blow, so she raised her long legs and stepped on the table, shouting, "Impossible, this casino must be cheating, I'm going to tear this place down!"

Rope Tree quickly grabbed the grumpy sister and said, "Sister, we didn't cheat. Look, Minato and I both won."

Tsunade became even angrier when she heard this. Why should she lose?

"It must be too unlucky here. If I change to another place, I don't believe I can't win!"

Watching the graceful figure going away, the dice-rolling master was also confused. He was cheating, but it should have been big!

At this time, someone's wretched shadow clone happily put away the gambling money he had just won and continued to follow the big fat sheep.

Of course, before leaving, he secretly formed a seal with one hand.

"Wind Style, Air Fist",

"what!"

Accompanied by a scream, the master who was shaking the dice's eyes turned into panda eyes and fainted.

......