Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Besides him, an outsider in the Naruto world who didn't listen carefully, there was also a direct descendant of the Hokage who was distracted.

Of course it’s Her Royal Highness the Princess.

As the direct disciple of the Third Hokage, Tsunade sat on the left side of the first row. At this moment, she was looking at a heartless man on the far right of the second row with resentment.

Xuanwu's body shuddered, and even eight hundred people across from him could feel a chill.

He turned his head and looked forward, meeting Tsunade's gaze, and the two of them had a seamless eye contact.

"Huh, you don't even come over to keep me company. I'm so bored."

"I want to, but I don't have the status. There are elite jonin all around me. I am a small chuunin. The reason I can sit in the second row is because of nepotism and the fact that I am a commendation recipient."

"Whatever, you just didn't sit next to me, and you just didn't want to stay with me."

Alas, no matter which world the little girl in love is from, you can never guess what a woman is thinking. The sky may be clear just now, but there may be a thunderstorm the next second. Tsunade, a powerful elite jonin, is no exception.

"Sister, we should be reasonable in everything. You let me sit in the first row. Do you want me to be killed by the looks from people around me?"

Tsunade's eyes were sad, "Maybe you don't love me anymore, you have to reason with me."

Xuanwu was helpless, it was his fault.

Just as Sarutobi Hiruzen was getting excited, most people stood up to cheer for their Hokage, including the person behind Tsunade.

The power of "realm"

Xuanwu appeared out of nowhere in his seat.

"Ah?"

The ninja was confused. What was going on? Why was there another person behind him? His anus felt itchy.

Just when the ninja was about to say something, a check for 50 taels appeared in front of him. At the same time, Xuanwu whispered, "Brother, change seats. I'll sit on the far right."

What a joke! He is an elite jonin, how could he be short of money? How could he bow down for a mere 50?

So, the man collected the money at the speed of light and left quickly while the commotion was going on.

If you don't make money, you are a bastard.

Princess Tsunade saw everything and was filled with joy. After the man left, she turned around and smiled again. Her face was so beautiful that she was truly charming with just a glance back and a smile.

The two looked into each other's eyes and barrier-free communication reappeared.

"Are you satisfied?"

"Yeah, Xuanwu-kun is the best."

Jiraiya, who was sitting next to Tsunade, suddenly found that Xuanwu had actually run behind them. He turned his head and said in surprise: "Xuanwu-kun, you wuwuwu..."

Before the white-haired man could finish his words, Orochimaru covered his mouth and forced him to turn around, "Jiraiya, listen carefully to what teacher Sarutobi has to say."

......

After the Hokage finished his long and boring opening statement that was as long as the Queen Mother's foot binding, he finally got to the point and commended the ninjas for their contributions.

Tsunade won a reward of two million for breaking the poison of Chiyo and Iwagakure and her outstanding performance on two battlefields. She was so happy that she could have another big gamble. Jiraiya and Orochimaru were not much different.

Xuanwu was promoted to Jonin for his great achievements such as killing the Four-Tails Jinchuriki, capturing Ryūryūki Ryuki, and defeating the Iwagakure Ninja's conspiracy, and was awarded a reward of 150 million.

This amount of money is just average for him. With Tsunade in hand, the world is mine!

But it's still good to be a jonin.

He returned to his seat, holding the huge check for 150 million taels in both hands, lowered his head, closed his eyes and kissed it fiercely.

Hehehe, little money.

The sound of "pop, pop, pop" was heard continuously.

But as they were kissing, Xuanwu stopped.

"Huh? Why does this taste so sweet? Why does this body scent look so familiar?"

Xuanwu opened his eyes and saw a soft touch, but the check was nowhere to be seen.

When I looked up, oh my god, why is the pretty girl's face so red?

Tsunade just wanted to take the check, but she didn't expect this big pervert to take advantage of her.

The princess, who felt extremely shy when being looked at by Xuanwu, immediately withdrew her hand and turned away, pretending to attend the meeting seriously. Her two hands were intertwined under the table, and her two long legs were rubbed together, giving Xuanwu a beautiful pat on the back of her head.

Xuanwu Jun is such a fool. If you wanted to kiss her, you should have said so earlier. Besides, you have to go back no matter what for this matter!

Staring at the blonde beauty in front of him, Xuanwu was very excited. "Did I just kiss Tsunade's little hand for a long time? Hehehe, this is the first time I kissed her. It's worth the 150 million!!!"

Before, Xuanwu and Tsunade only hugged each other and had not yet reached the stage of kissing. Unexpectedly, they took the first step inadvertently. In one word, awesome!!!

After the first time, there will be a second time. I have kissed Her Royal Highness the Princess’s delicate hands, so how far will her beautiful lips be?

Ah ha ha! ! !

After the commendation meeting was over, everyone left one after another, and the cleaning staff discovered that there was a hole on the back of a chair.

......

After secretly dating Tsunade in the village for half a month, Xuanwu gathered all his good friends for a party at home. He pushed the atmosphere to a climax with just one sentence, "Tonight, you can drink as much wine and drinks as you want, and you can make as much food and snacks as you want, all for free!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the demons started to dance in disorder.

Tsunade was so excited that she almost jumped up, but she lost her temper at the look from Xuanwu, the meaning of which was self-evident: Except for you, I will keep an eye on you.

But it's not the case for others.

Qingshui and Yu really jumped up.

Qiu Daoqufeng's family was even more overjoyed.

Jiraiya is the happiest, and getting something for free is always the most satisfying.

Everyone else was completely immersed in the ocean of food and wine.

But there is one exception, and that is Orochimaru. Half of his attention is on Xuanwu and Tsunade. He is eating the melon physically and wants to eat the melon mentally as well.

I won’t go into details about the others.

Why hold this party?

Because tomorrow, they will go to the battlefield again.

The naive idea of ​​the Third Hokage did not become a reality. The three nations of Earth, Wind and Rain could not even sit down together for negotiations. When Mito Kado En was sent as an envoy to the Iwagakure Village, if the Root ninjas had not fought to protect him, he would have been kept back by the Third Tsuchikage, Ōnoki, in exchange for his younger brother Ryuki. In the end, he was the only one who escaped, and more than 20 elite Root ninjas were all blown into atoms.

As expected, the war will continue until one side has completely exhausted all its war potential.

According to intelligence, the Second Kazekage Shamon has secretly increased the number of Sand Ninjas in the Rain Country, and it has now reached around 3,500.

The Rock Ninjas also regrouped, and more than 5,000 of them were heading to the Rain Country.

Therefore, Shinnosuke and Orochimaru's troops had to move.

The two will be separated again tomorrow. In order to make Tsunade happier, Xuanwu specially organized this party, hoping to dilute the depression in her heart.