Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

the next morning.

After Tsunade and Genbu parted ways, they stood listlessly at the meeting point.

Jiraiya on her left finally seized the opportunity and began to show his courtesy in various ways.

"Tsunade, are you hungry?"

"Tsunade, are you thirsty?"

"Tsunade, we are together again, hehe."

This is not a big deal.

On Tsunade's right was the recovered Kato Dan. Seeing Jiraiya's obvious attack, he could no longer hold back.

"Tsunade, it's an honor to team up with you."

"Tsunade, I brought your favorite food, Afu, would you like to try it?"

Faced with the noise of the two men, Her Royal Highness the Princess was extremely annoyed. Veins popped on her forehead and her fists were clenched. She was obviously trying her best to endure it. But her man told her not to lose her temper all the time, as it would make her breasts smaller. So she was the most obedient.

How about making it public? It’s so noisy around here. But, being with my own disciples... It’s so embarrassing and shy.

Just as Tsunade was in a dilemma, the atmosphere between the two dogs became more and more subtle, and the Husky and the Golden Retriever disliked each other.

The two men looked at each other, their eyes began to wrestle, four lightning bolts collided with each other, neither of them giving in.

Tsunade took the opportunity to distance herself from the two of them, because she felt that if she didn't leave, they might not be able to set off on time today.

The two were completely unaware of Tsunade's departure.

Husky was the first to speak, "Duan, when Tsunade and I were teaming up, you were still playing with the spoon handle at home, go somewhere cool."

The golden retriever was not to be outdone, "The word fate is wonderful, this kind of thing doesn't depend on who comes first."

"Bah, how long have I known Tsunade? Do you think you are worthy enough to be my opponent?"

"You two haven't gotten together after being with her for so long. It's obvious that Tsunade doesn't have feelings for you, so I advise you to give up."

"What did you say? Looks like it's time for you to see my strength."

"What a coincidence! I've been training hard, too."

The two of them staged a real manly battle.

The specific situation is...

"Two-finger Zen, pierce your eyes."

"Yang Finger, poke your throat."

"Dragon Claw Hand, pluck your little grape."

"The monkey stole the peach and ate the chicken."

......

Tsunade did not see the duel between the Husky and the Golden Retriever because she had already arrived at the corner of the troop, holding a flower she had gotten from somewhere and was plucking the petals one by one.

"Does Xuanwu-kun miss me?"

"I want to, hehe."

"No, hum."

......

As the last petal was plucked off, Tsunade's eyes were blank and she was about to cry, "I don't want to, I know this big pig's hoof won't miss me! Wuuwuwu, I'm so pitiful!!!"

Just as Tsunade was alone with tears in her eyes and feeling sad, a voice sounded in her ears.

"Your Highness, what is going on? Your knight is willing to serve you."

Hearing this voice, Tsunade found it a little unbelievable. Wasn't he in the second team?

She turned around mechanically, and a gentle smiling face appeared in front of her. She rubbed her eyes again. Yes, it was him!

The princess' eyes lit up again.

She wanted to rush into Xuanwu's arms, but he persuaded her, "Tsunade, I don't care. He is just a traitor. Are you mentally prepared?"

Tsunade hesitated for a long time, but ultimately did not have the courage to hug Xuanwu in front of so many people. However, this did not affect the princess' mood which turned from cloudy to sunny.

She curved her beautiful eyes and asked with a smile, "Mr. Xuanwu, why are you here?"

Just as Xuanwu was about to answer, Jiraiya's voice came from behind him, "Xuanwu? Why are you in our first team?"

Xuanwu turned around, and he was startled.

The two people standing in front of him, um, how to describe them?

The tall one had two big bumps on his head, his eyes were black, his nose was bleeding, and both sides of his face were swollen.

The shorter one was in even worse condition than him. His clothes were disheveled, his head was swollen like a pig, his nostrils were unusually large, and he didn't look handsome at all. There were even two big footprints on his crotch.

"Who are you? Jiraiya and Dan?"

Xuanwu said uncertainly.

The tall one blew the blood from his nose and said, "Of course, it's me, the handsome guy!"

"Mr. Xuanwu, long time no see."

Kato Dan thought he smiled gently, but his broken front tooth was exposed. The scene was so beautiful that I couldn't bear to look at it.

Xuanwu raised his hand, and a large mirror appeared in front of him. He said, "I think it would be better for you two to clean up."

They both looked at themselves in the mirror and said in unison, "Damn, where did this ugly freak come from?"

The two of them glanced at Tsunade at the same time, and found that she was not looking at them at all, and they felt relieved.

"I have something else to do, bye."??2.

Then the two of them disappeared at an extremely fast speed.

It turned out that when the two were fighting a 1V1 real man battle, Jiraiya suddenly found that Tsunade was nowhere to be seen. After punching the man he was pinning down in the face again, he began to look for Tsunade.

Duan, who had recovered from his shock, discovered that his goddess was missing and joined the search team.

It turned out that Tsunade was actually having a pleasant conversation with Genbu, and the smile on Her Royal Highness's face never left, and she no longer had the impatience she had just shown.

Humph, you're angry. Although you two are master and disciple, your relationship is too good. So the two who were fighting each other just now united as one and came over to interrupt the two of them. Then he saw his miserable self in the mirror.

After Jiraiya and Duan disappeared, Tsunade looked at Xuanwu lovingly and asked in a low voice: "Tell me quickly, are you reluctant to leave me, so you changed the team, hehe."

Xuanwu scratched his head and was about to explain the situation when the iconic voice of a snake sounded again.

"He was transferred here by me."

Orochimaru is truly elusive.

Xuanwu was completely unaware of the seriousness of the situation and was still thanking Orochimaru. "Hehe, that's right. Thanks to Lord Orochimaru. After I arrived at the assembly point, Shinnosuke told me that I had been recruited by Orochimaru to prevent the Sand Ninja's One-Tail Jinchuriki."

Tsunade was a little unhappy. This scumbag just ran away after having fun. She was still being sentimental!

Orochimaru licked his lips and said, "Tsunade, you have to thank me. In exchange for a cute disciple like you, Sakumo and three elite jonin went to Shinnosuke."

The word "disciple" was emphasized by Orochimaru.

"You two should get ready, we'll be leaving soon."

Orochimaru left after he finished speaking, but he didn't leave completely. The little snake underground was looking at the two protagonists on the ground with a sly look.

With just a few casual words, the black-bellied snake trapped the weak and helpless Xuanwu into a black hole where it was pitch dark.

Grab the asparagus!