Naruto: Start by chopping down a tree and shocking Kurama!

The next day—

Various marketing accounts appeared on the forum, all of which were talking about the bad qualities of the spirited young man.

Shock! If your kids are wearing spirit clothing, be careful.

People who often wear tight clothes are prone to developmental problems or even no offspring.

Rumor has it... the red tights were cursed by the legendary Otsutsuki clan, and wearing them can easily lead to bad luck. If you don't forward this, your entire family will die.

......

Not only that, there were flyers posted on various telephone poles in Konoha.

It can be said that the Uzumaki clone team began a fierce offensive against the rumors about White-haired Lao Deng.

At this time, the Nara clan.

Nara Shikamaru's family sat around the dining table and enjoyed today's lunch.

Also sitting at the dinner table was Shikamaru's girlfriend Temari.

"Shikamaru, I threw away all the red clothes in your closet for you."

Nara Shikaku, the head of the family, suddenly said something that confused Shikamaru.

"Dad! What are you doing!"

Shikamaru was very angry when he heard this, because there was a red scarf inside that was knitted by Temari herself.

At noon...

Why is my father going crazy?

Nara Shikaku picked up a handkerchief and wiped the corner of his mouth, then spoke calmly.

"Didn't you see what I forwarded to you?"

He then picked up the phone on the table, opened a message on the forum interface, and motioned his son to take a good look...

Shikamaru leaned forward to take a look, and the corners of his eyes suddenly began to twitch uncontrollably.

Shocking! Red clothing actually contains an ancient evil curse, and long-term wearing can easily affect fertility.

"no......"

"Dad, is there something wrong with your brain? Can you still believe this?"

Shikamaru was almost dumbfounded. He never thought that his father, who was usually so smart, actually believed this fabricated nonsense.

"Humph!"

Shikaku put down his chopsticks with a very unhappy expression.

"What are you talking about, kid!"

"Will I harm you?"

"Regardless of whether this curse is true or not, we have to take precautions based on the fact that it affects fertility!"

At this point, Shikamaru's mother also started talking.

"Yes! We all want to have grandchildren."

"Shikamaru, you are not allowed to use anything red anymore!"

Temari lowered her head, her face flushed.

Shikamaru was overwhelmed by what he heard.

"No...what the hell is going on!"

"It's obvious that this message was sent by Uzumaki Naruto!"

"Do you still believe the nonsense told by the yellow-haired man from Konoha?"

boom--

When Shikaku saw his son's rebuttal, he angrily slammed the table, demonstrating his authority as the head of the family.

"joke!"

"The Yamanaka and Akimichi clans have lost all the red things in their homes."

"Oh! You are the only smart one, everyone else is stupid!"

"Don't even think about it..."

"Will your mother and I harm you?"

Temari, the future daughter-in-law, also grabbed Shikamaru and began to persuade him kindly.

"Yeah Shikamaru, what if something like this happens?"

"Let's just listen to uncle and aunt..."

Shikamaru: .......

So rough!

Naruto, what the hell did you do!?

It's not enough for you to die ten thousand times!!

Shikamaru was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. Those outrageous news were simply rubbing his above-average IQ into the ground.

It's totally insulting!!

"I'm stuffed!"

Shikamaru dropped his chopsticks and left the table. He didn't even bother with his girlfriend and walked out with his hands in his pockets.

Not long after he went out, he met Ino and Choji.

Moreover, both of them had very grim expressions, as if they had encountered something infuriating.

"Ok?"

"What happen to you guys?"

Ino and Choji turned to look at Shikamaru, and then started to complain crazily.

"Shit! My parents are going crazy!"

"I actually threw away all the red flowers in the house!"

"They also said that red is unlucky and will affect business!"

“It’s like I’ve been brainwashed!”

As Ino spoke, she waved her fists, looking angry and helpless.

Choji beside him sighed.

"And more..."

"My mom took away all my snacks this morning."

"He also showed me an article titled "Eating too many snacks affects children's health"......"

"Oh my god! That's my snack for a month!"

Shikamaru raised his hands to cover his face and sighed deeply.

He finally understood...

Naruto set a bad precedent this time and actually brainwashed all the older generation of ninjas.

Uzumaki Naruto, you deserve to die!

Thinking of this, Shikamaru took out his mobile phone, opened the forum and started checking.

He planned to look for Huangmao's account first to see what this guy had done.

It didn't take long for Shikamaru to find Uzumaki Naruto's account at a glance.

Clicking on the homepage, a video posted ten minutes ago caught his attention...

Uzumaki·The Fifth Kazekage·Savior of the Ninja World·Invincible in Physical Techniques·Promaxultra:

A precious video of the early third generation Sarutobi Hiruzen beating up his disciples has been leaked.

Video.avi

@Gene Eternal Life

I clicked on the video out of curiosity, and what I saw was that the image quality was several times worse than usual.

At the beginning of the video, the Third Hokage was seen wearing a conical hat and holding a black stick, slowly walking towards little Tsunade and little Jiraiya, which made Shikamaru feel confused.

Wait a moment......

Where did you get this video from?

"Shikamaru, what are you looking at?"

Ino noticed that Shikamaru suddenly took out his cell phone and started to stare blankly, so she and Choji came over to take a look and both rubbed their eyes.

"Ah... this is... this is what Lady Tsunade looked like when she was a child!?"

"And Jiraiya-sama?"

In the video, the Third Generation picked up a stick and chased after the two men, beating them from time to time. Among them, Jiraiya was the one who suffered the most.

Perhaps because he felt sorry for Tsunade, every time Tsunade was about to be beaten, he would always block the Third Hokage's stick.

If it weren't for the screaming, Jiraiya's performance would have been very handsome.

There weren't many likes and comments on this video, and Shikamaru guessed that it was because the Konoha ninja was worried that he might say something that would offend the Hokage.

Instead, Orochimaru was summoned by someone, and Jiraiya, the victim in the video, appeared among them.

White-haired boy: Traitor! ! Delete it for me! !

Genetic Eternity: Jiraiya's Early Beatings.jpg

White-haired boy: Orochimaru you tm......

Although no one dared to express an opinion in the comment section, Orochimaru was different. He directly posted a black photo of Jiraiya.

It was an eye-opener for all the Konoha ninjas.

On the other side, Naruto was waiting for his girlfriend at the gate of the Hyuga clan.

"As smart as I am!"

"How can a mere spirited young man be a match for me, Uzumaki Naruto?"

Naruto was crouching at the gate, scrolling through his phone with the Rinka guard.

Because he often came to visit, the attitude of the Hyuga tribe members who used to glare at him gradually changed, and now they would greet him when they saw him.

"Which road is more."

Hinata was holding a bag in her hands and running towards Naruto in small steps, but for some reason the smile on the girl's face gradually disappeared.

"Naruto! I bought you clothes!"

"Don't wear anything red anymore!"

"My father said that this would affect our ability to have a baby."

Hinata pointed at the red ribbon on Naruto's clothes and spoke very seriously. It was obvious that the girl took this matter very seriously.

Naruto turned his head and looked at Hinata in shock.

Depend on!

It's your own fault!