Naruto: Start by chopping down a tree and shocking Kurama!

Due to the operation of a certain yellow-haired person, countless marketing accounts appeared on the forum and all kinds of outrageous rumors came out.

For example, the Uchiha clan massacre was caused by eating rice, and drinking water was the real cause of the ninja's death, etc.

However, the spirited young man's habit was resolved.

Now everything related to red has disappeared in Konoha Village.

The older generation of ninjas are still the best.

Even the red clothes that white-haired Lao Deng often wore were changed into black, which was enough to show that the older ninjas cared very much about whether they could have offspring.

Naruto stayed in Konoha Village for half a month. During that time, he was nagged by his father-in-law when he went to Hyuga's house for dinner, and he was nagged again when he went to Jiraiya's house for dinner.

It was not until now that he realized that he had underestimated the brainwashing ability of marketing accounts.

Last week, Naruto went to find Uzumaki Stark and asked him to develop a device to locate Boruto's world as soon as possible.

"Beep beep-"

Early in the morning, Naruto was awakened by the ringing of his cell phone. After hanging up in a daze, he lay back in bed.

But the phone kept ringing as if it was demanding my life.

"Die!"

"It's so early in the morning!"

The disadvantages of owning a mobile phone were fully revealed at this moment, and Naruto suddenly missed the days when he was not disturbed by communication devices.

Naruto took out his cell phone and swiped it quickly. Just as he was about to curse, he was surprised to find that the person on the caller ID was actually Sister Nan.

Um? ?

Oh no, I seem to have forgotten to go back to Brother Chao to hand in the task!

Before Naruto answered the phone, he suddenly remembered that he had caught the Eight-Tails but forgot to go back and report.

As expected! White-haired Lao Deng is the one who is causing trouble for me!

"Hey, Sister Nan."

"Ichigo, come back soon..."

"Nagato...Nagato is dying..."

"what??"

Naruto was just about to tell Sister Nan that he was going back to report, but he didn't expect to hear such outrageous news when he got there.

no.......

Didn’t I just save my senior brother last time?

How come he's going to die again in less than a month?

Naruto's expression became even weirder when he remembered that he had last seen Chao Ge in Sasuke's comment section.

"Okay, I'll be right back."

After giving the instructions, Naruto immediately put on his clothes and went to Orochimaru's base to pick up Sasuke to go to Akatsuki.

After all, they have rested for half a month, and it is time to return to Akatsuki to carry out their unfinished business.

Tsunade is really something. She actually forbade Team 7 from taking any missions, and even said that they are not needed for the current missions.

"Hey, Mitsuki."

"Where's your father Sasuke?"

As soon as Naruto arrived at Orochimaru's base, he saw Mitsuki lying on the sofa playing with his cell phone.

Mitsuki was playing and laughing, not noticing at all that his uncle Naruto had arrived.

"Hey, you damn kid."

When Naruto saw that the kid was ignoring him, he snatched the phone from his hand and slammed it against the wall.

Mitsuki, whose phone was suddenly snatched away, looked up at Uncle Naruto with clear eyes, then turned his head and looked at the phone that was slightly deformed on the ground, and a mask of pain instantly appeared on his little face.

"Ahhh-"

“My phone!!!”

This cell phone was a reward he had finally obtained from Orochimaru's father, and he could only play with it for 30 minutes a day.

and!

He just got it today!

Mitsuki howled in pain and quickly ran to the phone, trying to see if he could be saved.

He didn't even notice that the power in his eyes was gushing out crazily.

Naruto was immediately happy when he saw it.

good good!

Xiao Yan and Medusa's child is indeed extremely talented. He can even open his eyes by dropping a cell phone.

Great!

With a sigh in his heart, Naruto got to the phone before Mitsuki, and in front of the child, he stomped on the phone and broke it into pieces.

He even went so far as to chase him away a few times.

"Ahhh-"

"you you......."

"Uncle Naruto, I'm going to fight you!!"

At this moment, the cell phone that Mitsuki had finally obtained was destroyed in front of his eyes. The painful situation instantly surrounded him, and the single magatama in his Sharingan split into double magatama.

But he didn't realize it at all, and rushed towards Naruto with his turtle fist swinging.

Naruto simply raised his hand and held the guy's head, preventing the kid from touching the corner of his clothes.

"Ahhhh-"

“My cell phone!!”

"It's bad for children's eyes if they play with mobile phones too much."

Mitsuki was really about to collapse.

really!

This yellow-haired uncle is the most annoying guy in the world!

"Naruto?"

Finally, the noise caught Sasuke's attention inside the base.

He appeared at the door and watched expressionlessly as his good brother bullied his adopted son Mitsuki.

"Return to Akatsuki."

"Sasuke's father!! The yellow-haired uncle threw my phone!"

While Naruto was talking, Mitsuki continued to cry and it seemed that he was planning to ask his father to help.

But this child is still too naive.

Sasuke noticed the double magatama in Mitsuki's eyes at a glance. He narrowed his eyes slightly and felt an inexplicable anger in his heart.

"Should!"

"I told Orochimaru not to give you the phone a long time ago!"

The last time this kid stole Orochimaru's phone, he immediately added Konohamaru as his friend, and even dared to come up to him and ask who Bo Bing was...

If Kabuto Yakushi and Orochimaru hadn't stopped him, he would have beaten the shit out of that dead kid.

Without the need for Dust Escape!

"woo woo woo woo......."

When Mitsuki saw that Sasuke's father did not stand up for him, he felt even more aggrieved and made the sound of a kettle when he opened his mouth.

boom--

But before she could cry for a few seconds, Sasuke raised his foot and kicked Mitsuki away.

"Shut up, it's so noisy."

Sasuke cursed in a bad tone, then turned to Naruto and spoke gently.

"Wait a minute, Karin said she has something else to talk to me about."

"Well, there's no rush."

Naruto nodded and walked over to sit on the couch.

The crying Mitsuki turned around and ran to Orochimaru's father's laboratory, apparently intending to find her father to cry about her grievances.

After waiting for about a few minutes, footsteps suddenly sounded at the door.

"Sasuke!"

At this moment, Karin suddenly jumped out from the door.

only.......

The moment she appeared, both Naruto and Sasuke's eyes went dark at the same time.

Karin was wearing a red Wangzai suit specially provided by Konoha and a pair of sunglasses on her face. She walked in front of the two people, shaking her head.

Naruto reached out and slapped his forehead, making a crisp sound.

Tired...

This world might as well be destroyed.

"Karin! Be more normal!"

“This dress is so ugly!!”

Sasuke's aesthetic sense is still online. He dislikes the clothes on Karin very much. He turned his head and gave Naruto a look, indicating that he could open the light gate and leave.

The two of them left under Karin's disappointed eyes.

She knelt on the floor, mumbling to herself...

"Why......"

"Didn't Master Jiraiya say that this dress is very effective......"

Karin seemed to realize that she had been fooled.

Hidden Rain Village——

Ichigo Kurosaki and Xiao Yan Uchiha came to the construction team of the Hidden Rain Village.

But upon arriving at the scene, Naruto unexpectedly spotted a familiar figure.

"Holy shit!?"

"Why is Yamato here???"

At this time, Yamato was directing the villagers on the scene to rebuild, and standing next to him were two technical consultants from the Akatsuki organization.