Siheyuan: The beginning revealed the secrets of the three uncles
Chapter 30 Grandson, your grandpa Damao is no longer the same as before!
In fact, when Xu Damao drinks, he can directly use the true energy of the Vajra Indestructible Magic Skill to refine all the alcohol.
But there's no point in drinking like that.
If you can't get drunk after drinking, then you are just a hooligan.
But just now he was sure that there was definitely someone following him.
"If I remember correctly, today is the day that Sha Zhu was released. The person who followed me just now should be that grandson!"
Xu Damao began to think about it in his heart.
He remembered that in the original plot, the chicken stealing incident took place after the whole college meeting.
There happened to be a reception at the factory the next day, and Xu Damao got drunk.
He was tied up in the kitchen by Sha Zhu and his underwear was burned. When Xu Damao returned home, he had a fight with Lou Xiao'e.
This time, because Sha Zhu was imprisoned for 10 days, the matter was delayed.
So he was just released today and happened to find out that he had been drinking today.
I just want to follow myself and do this.
Sure enough, the original plot will not change much because of my appearance. Some things have not happened before, but they will always happen again at a certain time.
After Xu Damao figured out the whole story, he immediately played along and acted shaky.
As he was walking, he suddenly fell down next to a telephone pole with a bang and lost consciousness.
At this time, a dark shadow hiding in the corner rushed over quickly with a stick.
He walked up to Xu Damao and poked him with a stick to make sure he was really drunk.
"Hey, Xu Damao, wake up, your wife is here!"
He even shouted loudly, but Xu Damao remained calm and didn't make any sound.
And his Vajra Indestructible Magical Skills were never relevant from beginning to end.
He wanted to see what tricks Sha Zhu could come up with today.
"Hey, grandson, you finally fell into my hands today, causing Master Zhu to be detained in the detention center for 10 days!"
"If it weren't for the fact that your Master Zhu also knows a few people in society, I would have suffered a lot these past few days!"
"Today I will let you know what happens if you offend your Lord Zhu!"
Sha Zhu talked to himself, threw the stick aside, and started to pull down Xu Damao's pants.
This frightened Xu Damao so much that his anus tightened.
At this moment he was lying on the ground, with his back facing Sha Zhu.
Although he knew that Sha Zhu would not do anything weird to him.
But after all, a person from the 21st century, having his pants stripped by a man, will inevitably have some strange thoughts in his mind.
"Hey, bad guy!"
Xu Damao suddenly turned over and then jumped up with a somersault.
He just yelled at Shazhu.
Xu Damao's sudden action also scared Sha Zhu.
After all, there was no one in the alley at 1 a.m.
Sha Zhu just stood there, staring blankly, unable to come back to his senses for a long time. It was obvious that at least half of his three reds and seven souls were scared away.
"Snapped!"
"Are you fucking dead or alive here installing telephone poles?"
"Can't you be more humane and pull down my pants in the middle of the night?"
Xu Damao saw that Sha Zhu was frightened.
He walked up to him and slapped him on the face, and gave him a lecture.
"Fuck you, Xu Damao. Your grandson has already discovered me, right?"
"You're waiting for me here on purpose, aren't you?"
After Sha Zhu got slapped, he instantly became furious and started yelling at Xu Damao.
"It seems that you are not that stupid. Your grandpa Damao is no longer the same as before. You can't use the same old thinking to deal with me anymore!"
There was a provocative smile on Xu Damao's lips.
The words were full of sarcasm.
Really treating me like a fool.
"Hey, grandson, stop showing off. Even if you weren't drunk today, you think you can get away with it. You talk as if you can beat me!"
"Besides calling the police, what else can you do?"
"There's no one here now, and no one will testify for you. I'll just give you a good beating!"
"Don't resist too much. The more you resist, the more painful it will be!"
Sha Zhu then picked up the stick he had just dropped with a vicious smile.
He clapped his hands gently as he walked, and the smile on his face became more and more wild, as if he was determined to win.
"when!"
Without any hesitation, he walked up to Xu Damao and hit him directly on the arm with the stick.
But Xu Damao did not start screaming as he imagined.
Instead, he heard the metallic collision sound caused by the collision between Gun Ziyun and Xu Damao.
"Ok?"
"Silly Zhu, you haven't eaten in the past 10 days, your hands are weak, use more force! You know how hard it is for me!"
Sha Zhu stared at Xu Damao with confusion, then looked at the stick in his hand.
The smile on Xu Damao's lips became more playful.
"Boom!"
"when!"
"Oh!"
......
After hearing this, Sha Zhu didn't believe it and just beat Xu Damao with the stick in his hand.
There were constant sounds of critical hits.
But Xu Damao just stood there without moving from beginning to end.
There was always a disdainful smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Whoo~"
"Fuck you, are you wearing a turtle shell or something? I'm so tired, and the sound of me hitting you doesn't sound right!"
Sha Zhu beat him for three minutes, and he was so tired that he was out of breath.
He rested his hands on his knees, beads of sweat oozing from his forehead.
But Xu Damao was still unharmed.
At this moment, the look in his eyes when he looked at Xu Damao also became fearful.
"What? Are you tired of fighting already?"
"I thought you were tickling me all the time, now that you can't do it anymore, it's my turn now!"
Xu Damao walked straight towards Sha Zhu with a wicked smile on his face, which scared Sha Zhu.
In the past, he was the one who bullied Xu Damao.
Times have really changed now, and he can't even touch a hair of Xu Damao.
"Hey, Damao, let's talk about it. I was just joking with you just now. You didn't take it seriously, did you?"
"Haven't we been joking around for so many years?"
As Sha Zhu spoke, he stepped back unconsciously and turned around to run.
But Xu Damao would never give him a chance to escape.
He rushed forward and grabbed Sha Zhu by the back of his collar.
He was kicked on the heel and fell on his back.
"You've bullied me for so many years, and now you're telling me you're joking. Since you think it's a joke, I'm going to play a joke on you today!"
The smile on Xu Damao's lips became more playful, and seemed a little more perverted at this time.
He just picked up Sha Zhu's stick and stuck it directly into the wall, grabbed Sha Zhu's collar and hung him on it, and then took off Sha Zhu's pants!
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