Siheyuan: The beginning revealed the secrets of the three uncles
Chapter 31 Listen to me, or your chicken will freeze to death today!
It all happened in the blink of an eye.
Sha Zhu didn't have time to react.
Because what Xu Damao did didn't seem like a human being at all.
A handful of wooden sticks were thrust into the brick wall.
He picked up the 150-pound man in one hand!
"what!?"
"Xu Damao?"
"I?"
"you!"
"this?"
Sha Zhu's body was hung on the wall like this.
He looked at Xu Damao with a confused look on his face, then looked at his own hands.
For a moment, his entire brain was in a state of shutdown.
I can't quite process that everything that just happened was real.
"Hey, grandson, your grandpa Damao is no longer the same as he used to be. Don't look at me with such an idiotic look!"
"Hey, Xu Damao, stop pretending, put me down now, or I'll make you pay!"
"And give me my pants back quickly. It's so cold. Do you want to freeze me to death?"
After listening to Xu Damao's words, Sha Zhu calmed down a little.
Then he put on airs again. Now that he was nailed to the wall by Xu Damao, he still didn't feel the slightest bit of fear.
He was still arrogant and domineering, as if he didn't take Xu Damao seriously at all.
After all, he has been bullying Xu Damao for more than 20 years since he was a child.
After being beaten up by Xu Damao for a while, he couldn't accept this reality.
"Silly Zhu, you still don't understand what's going on?"
"I have pinned you to the wall now. If you have the guts, jump down and take care of me!"
"I'm going to make this clear today. If you don't kneel down and call me grandpa ten times, I won't let you go!"
Xu Damao was also amused by Sha Zhu.
Directly put forward your own conditions.
This condition may seem insulting, but it is actually not excessive at all.
Because in the original plot, Sha Zhu also took off his pants that day and forced him to call him grandpa before he let him go.
This is called treating others in their own way.
"Xu Damao, your grandson, stop being so arrogant. It's impossible for me to call you grandpa!"
"Hey, kid, it seems like you don't know what fear is unless you suffer a little!"
As Xu Damao spoke, he picked up a dead branch from the ground and directly teased Shazhu's bird.
"Hey, grandson, what are you doing? What the hell are you doing? You don't want to live anymore, right? Quickly get rid of the branch!"
"Hahaha!"
"You're anxious, you're anxious, why are you so excited?"
"It's still the same condition as before. Either you kneel down and call me grandpa ten times, or I'll hang you here today and take away your pants in a while."
"It's going to be more than 20 degrees below zero today. I don't know if you can handle it. Even if you can, your bird may not be able to handle it."
"You always laughed at me for not being able to lay eggs. After being frozen all night, you will probably become a useless person too!"
Xu Damao looked at Shazhu struggling while hanging on the wall.
He couldn't help but burst out laughing, and these words really scared Sha Zhu.
Before Sha Zhu could respond, Xu Damao took his pants and underwear and walked out of the alley, which made Sha Zhu very anxious.
"Xu Damao, come back, I was wrong!"
"I'm wrong, okay?"
"Come back Xu Damao!"
"Master!"
"Master!"
"Master, Master, I was really wrong. Come back quickly."
No matter how tough Shazhu is.
At this moment he was completely scared.
He called out "Master" again and again, but Xu Damao did not feel very comfortable with this call.
But he returned anyway.
"Silly Zhu, do you really not understand or are you pretending not to understand? Is that what you called when you visited your grandfather's grave?"
"Oh~ Grandpa?"
"What? I can't hear you!"
"grandfather!"
"Hey!"
Xu Damao listened to the loud call and a satisfied smile appeared on his face.
You have to know that it is almost 2 o'clock in the morning and the whole alley is silent.
His shout echoed throughout the alley and woke up many people.
Then Xu Damao threw Sha Zhu's pants aside and pulled the stick off the wall.
With a plop, Shazhu fell to the ground.
"Ouch~"
"Xu Damao, you grandson, are you going to..."
"Snapped!"
Shazhu landed on his butt first.
It felt like his butt was about to break into eight pieces after he fell on it!
He staggered to his feet, held onto the electric pole next to him, rubbed his butt and was about to yell.
Before he could finish his words, Xu Damao stepped forward and slapped him in the face, interrupting his spell.
"Stop pretending to be my grandson. Do you really think I don't dare to deal with you?"
"I put you down so you can kneel on the ground and call me grandpa, not so you can act cool in front of me!"
"I'll give you one last chance. If you don't scream, I'll definitely turn you into a eunuch tonight!"
It was quite cold at night and Xu Damao didn't want to waste any more time.
Now I just want to teach Shazhu a lesson.
As he spoke, he picked up the stick again and pointed it straight at Shazhu's bird.
This frightened Shazhu so much that he felt cold all over, and he didn't know whether it was because of the cold or the fright.
He placed his hands directly on his philtrum and instantly became the chief disciple of Wudang Sect.
"grandfather!"
"grandfather!"
......
How could Sha Zhu dare to be negligent? He knelt down directly, covered his little bird with his hands and shouted "Grandpa" ten times.
Looking at his expression, Xu Damao almost couldn't help but burst out laughing.
If we take a photo of Shazhu's action and post it on WeChat Moments, it will definitely cause a lot of discussion!
It’s a pity that I can’t post on WeChat Moments these days and I don’t have a mobile phone anymore.
"Silly Zhu, remember this, if you dare to tell anyone else a word about what happened tonight, I will make sure you die miserably. Don't doubt the truth of my words!"
"Mmmmmmm!"
At this time, Sha Zhu had already realized the seriousness of the problem.
He found that Xu Damao seemed to have changed and was no longer the same Xu Damao as before.
It seems that I can’t beat him!
After hearing Xu Damao's words, he nodded rapidly, daring not to agree. He was really afraid that he would become a eunuch.
Xu Damao got the answer he wanted, laughed heartily, and turned away.
Sha Zhu came to his senses only after watching Xu Damao's figure disappear at the entrance of the alley.
He quickly put on pants and cotton trousers.
Just for a moment, his movements made my lower body feel a little numb.
If it had been a little longer, the bird might have been frozen into an ice sculpture.
"Hey, grandson, you can fight, right? Just wait for me!"
"One day I will return today's shame to you double!"
After Sha Zhu was sure that Xu Damao had gone far away.
He put on his clothes and walked away while saying these harsh words.
There was no way he would surrender to Xu Damao. He could give in to anyone, but not to Xu Damao.
In his opinion, Xu Damao should be stepped under his feet.
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