Reborn as a phoenix, Qingluan took a fancy to her

Chapter 31: The Sexual Philosophy of the Century: Mouth Cannon Conquers Qiongqi to Become His Little

"I'm not saying anything bad about you, but I asked you to behave like a human being, and you became so kindhearted and depressed after hearing a few words from me. You actually want to be a good person? Haha..."

After saying this, Mu Huang smiled and shook his head, showing the demeanor of a master of this art.

"You didn't ask me to use the human perspective?"

"Yes, but I didn't expect that you would immediately change your answer and become a good person as soon as I said that, saying that five lives are more important than one life~"

"Haha, it's hilarious that Qiongqi, one of the four great beasts, could say such words. Hahahaha..."

Mu Huang laughed crazily, with a kind of crazy beauty.

"you!"

Qiongqi was suddenly choked and didn't know what to say. It seemed like he was being tricked.

"Look, I asked you to think from a human perspective, but you actually thought from the perspective of a good person instead of a bad person. If this matter were to get to the ears of the other three of the four fierce beasts, what do you think they would think? Or if all the divine beasts and fierce beasts in the world knew about your story, well... it would be very interesting~"

Mu Huang had an evil smile on his face, looking very naughty and cute.

"How is it? Mr. or Miss Qiongqi, are you going to hang out with me from now on?"

"You haven't given your answer yet! So whether you are bad enough is still up for debate! Why should I listen to you?"

Qiongqi suddenly discovered Huadian and fought back, but she felt a little regretful after she finished speaking. She was afraid that Fenghuang would spread the matter and cause her to lose face.

She could perhaps kill Mu Huang on the spot to prevent the scandal she thought of from being spread, but she did not do it because Fenghuang was about the same age as her. Although she was very young, she knew that any species with a high level must have great magical powers, not to mention species such as divine beasts and ferocious beasts.

There were two reasons why she didn't dare to take action. The first was that she was afraid that the phoenix had the ability to escape. She estimated that if the phoenix ran away as soon as she took action, her face would be ruined. The second was that although the phoenix had disappeared for hundreds of thousands of years, she didn't dare to bet whether this little phoenix still had the ability to be reborn from the nirvana as said in the legend. She was afraid that if it was really resurrected, people would spread rumors about her immediately. Of course, these two reasons were also the reasons why she wanted to take Mu Huang in as her younger brother.

Qiongqi was not afraid that the Phoenix would counterattack her or threaten her magical powers, because she had been invincible for n years, but she could not have imagined that the flames produced by Mu Huang's Phoenix True Fire magical power were not even dared to be touched by the Emperor of Heaven, which would definitely have a suppressive effect on her.

"Ah! You're still not convinced! Then I'll tell you my answer!"

"If it were me, I would first move the man tied up on that road to the road with the five people tied up, and then drive the carriage over and crush them all to death! Who do you think is the worst?"

Mu Huang finished her words with a smirk on her face, but she was a little nervous, afraid that Qiongqi would not be satisfied with this answer. This was the worst human nature she could think of, because the Analects said that human nature is evil at the beginning, and the babies in the videos of solving the trolley problem that she saw in her previous life did the same thing, so she was sure that this was the purest evil. (Confucius: "What version of the Analects are you watching?")

After listening to this, Qiongqi calmed down and thought about something carefully. Mu Huang didn't dare to move, for she was afraid that her life would be in danger after Qiongqi's riot. After a long time, Qiongqi stretched out his right hand and gave Mu Huang a "thumbs-up" to indicate that you win.

"You are indeed the most evil person in the world. The human nature you think from a human perspective is so bad! I admit defeat! I will follow you from now on!"

Qiongqi was bold and responsible, and he kept his promise, but there were several factors that contributed to his keeping his promise.

First, from Mu Huang's century-level trolley philosophy problem that tests human nature, she really thought about many philosophical theories about human nature. She found that compared with Mu Huang, her own evil seemed to be indeed of a lower level.

Secondly, she felt that there were very few divine beasts in the world as bad as Mu Huang. She was not even qualified to be called a ferocious beast. She was even more ferocious than the four ferocious beasts. Because even she herself did not have such bad human nature, she had to admit defeat. By following her, she would definitely learn a lot of experience in doing bad things.

The third is that Mu Huang is so interesting. She didn't expect that there is a divine beast that likes those weird (brain teasers) questions just like Qiongqi, one of her four ferocious beasts. You know, she threatened the lives of students in an entire school and forced a group of old teachers to spend several days and nights to come up with ten questions, but Mu Huang solved them in a short time. She really loves people of the same path... eh beasts.

Qiongqi suddenly had an idea: "It would be great if the little phoenix was my daughter. I can live without a husband but I can live without a daughter~."

Mu Huang breathed a sigh of relief after seeing Qiongqi's reaction, but Mu Huang didn't dare to order Qiongqi to do the same things as Xiao Heizi or the mermaid girls. Qiongqi's status was too high. If he could win with words, he should stop while he was ahead. If he went too far and overturned the table, it would not be fun anymore.

Mu Huang’s idea was correct. Qiongqi had no interest in serving tea or water to people or animals, or standing guard at the door, otherwise he might really overturn the table.

But if she, Qiongqi, is asked to fight, that is Qiongqi's old skill and she doesn't mind giving Mu Huang some face. After all, she still needs to learn from him how to do bad things. If Mu Huang wants to cause trouble in human society, Qiongqi will raise her hands and agree one million and eight hundred thousand times and cooperate with Mu Huang three million and six hundred thousand times.

"By the way, now can you tell me whether your true identity is male or female?" Mu Huang was still curious about this.

"The appearance you see now is my true form. You said I was a man or a woman~"

After saying that, Qiongqi poked Mu Huang's chest with his finger and thought to himself, "It's soft... but it seems a little small. The little phoenix should eat more papaya... Um, this doesn't seem to be the little phoenix's true form, it seems to be a Dharma body, and eating papaya is useless for a Dharma body~ The statue has been shaped~"

"Isn't that my wife's first choice? She is far away in the sky, yet close before my eyes. She is like a waterfall dropping three thousand feet. I have been searching for her everywhere but never found her. But now she has found her without any effort!"

After hearing Qiongqi's answer and the movement of Qiongqi's fingers, Mu Huang thought he was flirting with her and instantly became excited! She was so excited that she was thinking about all sorts of things and writing poems in her mind.

Unfortunately, Qiongqi is a straight woman, and ordinary people can’t make her gay. She has already seen through the gender of the little phoenix at a glance, and she has no idea at all. Even if she has any ideas, they are about Mu Huang’s evil ways. Unless Mu Huang tells her a strange question that beats those old masters... and... Mu Huang actually has...

Moreover, Mu Huang has a lot of weird ideas and questions in his mind, and Qiongqi will definitely love these questions to death~

The reversal is here. Mu Huang is also a straight man. When she finds out that her original body is a woman, she will also be a straight woman, and she will not have any gay thoughts. Whoever can change Mu Huang's mind will be the best! It depends on who can break through her defenses~

However, Mu Huang in the Dharma Body Stage regarded Qiongqi as his wife, and Qiongqi's attitude towards Mu Huang changed from accepting her as a younger brother to treating her as a daughter at all times. I'm afraid this will never happen. It's like I treat you as my wife! You actually treat me as a goose, not to mention that Mu Huang in the original body transformation stage will be too straightforward to regard Qiongqi as his wife.

Although Mu Huang is straight now and cannot be turned gay by ordinary people, I am afraid that the person who turns her gay is not a human being.

"Why are you in Nanhai County? Shouldn't you be in Lanchuan County?"

Mu Huang suddenly remembered the location of Qiongqi obtained by the divination of the Vermillion Bird Fairy. Unexpectedly, he saw it in a small county town in Nanhai County.

"Um, can I not tell you?"

Qiongqi thought of something bad and replied.

"Well, if you don't want to tell me, then don't tell me~"

Mu Huang was confused, but he didn't dare to ask more questions on this topic. After all, the other party was a big shot, and he had just agreed to follow him. If they were not familiar enough in such a short time, he might as well not ask any more questions. He could talk about it later when they were familiar with each other.

"It must be that bitch Zhuque who told you that I was in Lanchuan County!" Qiongqi suddenly thought of something and asked.

"Yes... yes." Qiongqi's sudden words scared Mu Huang.

"Humph! I immediately guessed it was her. She brings a bunch of beasts to cause trouble to me all day long!"

Qiongqi felt quite disdainful when he thought of Suzaku, and thought that fortunately there was an accident and Suzaku's plan did not succeed this time, otherwise he would definitely arrange a group of various mythical beasts to chase and intercept her, making it more difficult for her to do bad things among humans.

The accident mentioned by Qiongqi is actually

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