Reborn as a phoenix, Qingluan took a fancy to her
Chapter 32 I am a man, and you want me to wear a bellyband?, Beauty under the lamp
Before, Qiongqi was deceived all the way here by believing the words of petty evil people. When Qiongqi came to the mortal world, he randomly captured a small ferocious beast and asked it which city in the world had the most humans. The small ferocious beast was scared and cried. It was the first time it encountered such a ferocious aura. You know, usually there are a large group of demons and monsters serving it. Unexpectedly, it was scared to tears when it saw the ancestor of the evil way this time, so it honestly answered Lanchuan County.
Then Qiongqi asked for directions along the way in the human world. Everyone she asked met hundreds of bad guys and bandits. Seeing her stunningly beautiful appearance, they all had inappropriate thoughts and tricked her into going to their home or their village. Then, thinking that she had arrived at the gate of their home or village, they would forcibly abduct her into their home or village.
Without exception, all of them were turned into dust by Qiongqi, and their souls returned to the underworld. Then, the paths pointed out by those people who were considered to be treacherous and evil by Qiongqi in their previous lives were combined, and miraculously Qiongqi arrived at Nanhai County and broke the positioning hexagram of Suzaku.
This is why we only hear about the transformation events and factors of extremely treacherous, extremely bad and extremely evil people later on. Qiongqi doesn't like the feeling of being deceived by less evil people, unless it is a very evil person who deceives her, she will be willing. For example, if Mu Huang deceives her, she might accept it. What if Mu Huang is not a follower like Fenghuang and has a personality that Qiongqi thinks is also interesting and likes strange questions? It's hard to say what will happen if it's someone else.
"By the way, why did you dress up as an oiran? Why did you change into the appearance of the county governor? Wouldn't it be unbearable for the people to live in such a mess with just a few orders?"
Mu Huang was curious why Qiongqi went to so much trouble to start as an oiran.
"Little Phoenix, what do you know? I don't just want unrest among the people, but unrest among the entire human society, including the people in the government. Things must be done one by one, and the road must be taken step by step. Do you understand? Only then can we enjoy the beautiful scenery of the fruits of the unrest!"
"We fierce beasts focus on spreading our influence in many ways, messing up this country, and then appreciating how beautiful it is to mess up this country step by step~, otherwise why don't I just pretend to be the emperor~"
In order to get in touch with some influential people, Qiongqi was going to pua them one by one and instill unstable thoughts in them, so he thought of becoming an oiran in a brothel, because all kinds of people come there, and the brothel owner would definitely be happy to pick up an oiran for free. However, the first customer was Mu Huang, and the answer was equally interesting.
Qiongqi finally found out that Mu Huang was inferior to her, and lectured her harshly, while thinking in her heart, "Little Phoenix is still young. If I follow her... hehe, who knows who is the boss and who is the younger brother~ I can turn the tables on you in a minute. You tell me to go west, but I go east! I'll find a chance to make you so anxious that you'll call me mother~"
"Then I have another question. Since you heard us chatting outside just now, what is the magic weapon that the black rat demon mentioned? Do you know? I'm quite curious [?_??]"
Mu Huang's expression made Qiongqi laugh. He looked very cute. He thought that following such a beast was not bad. At least he didn't have to worry about it being smarter than him. At most, it could surpass him in creativity.
The next second, Mu Huang was drooling, not in his heart, but his drool was literally all over the floor in front of Qiongqi.
Qiongqi reached his hand into his arms from above his chest and rummaged around, and finally took out a piece of red cloth and threw it into Mu Huang's hand. If it hadn't had a strap, Mu Huang almost thought it was Qiongqi's bellyband!
"This is a piece of red cloth I created using my magic power from the hundreds of fire clouds I collected in the sky around Nanhai County. I give it to you. You can add your two red feathers and make two small belts into a bellyband. You can use it when your real body transforms and grows up, little phoenix! But your Dharma body can wear it now~"
"What the hell is this! A bellyband?! I'm a grown man wearing this?!"
Mu Huang stopped drooling and said in shock.
After hearing what Mu Huang said, Qiongqi thought to himself, "Huh? Doesn't this little phoenix know that its true form is a female bird?"
Qiongqi had seen through that Mu Huang was a female phoenix long before, and his mind was still active at this moment, "Could it be that this little phoenix didn't know that it was a female phoenix since it was born? It seems so. It's less than two years old, how could it know anything? Yihihihihi, but I really want to be the mother of this little phoenix. It would be great if I could trick her into being my daughter at such a young age~hihihi"
Qiongqi unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth and smiled evilly in his heart, mocking Mu Huang for not knowing that she was a female phoenix. However, Qiongqi had no intention of telling Mu Huang the truth, wanting her to find out after she transformed. Thinking of this scene, Qiongqi felt that he would be very happy at that time.
"Make it into a bellyband and wear it. Once driven by your mind, it will emit endless light, which can cover the exposed skin on your body except for your hands, feet and head~"
Qiongqi continued to preach.
After listening to Qiongqi's story, Mu Huang looked at the red cloth in his hand and thought, "Fuck, isn't this the Holy Light skill from the anime in my previous life? I hate this the most! It blocks me from watching the little guys in the anime taking a bath. But this thing will definitely be useful if I keep it, so I'll put it away first."
"Since you've followed me, why not call me Master? How about that?" Mu Huang asked expectantly.
"I won't call you that. How dare you? You are just a few years old. It's good enough for me to follow you. Do you want me to call you master?"
Qiongqi refused on the spot, thinking that although your level is high enough, I am not that easy to deal with.
"How about I give you another strange question in exchange for you calling me Master?"
Mu Huang thought that Qiongqi seemed to be more interested in these strange questions, so he tried to test him.
"Try it. If it doesn't taste good, I won't pay you."
Qiongqi looked indifferent, but in fact she was jumping with anticipation. She felt that Mu Huang was much more interesting than those old teachers, and the questions would definitely be more interesting.
“It’s still a test from a human perspective.”
"What's the test about this time?"
"It's an IQ test!"
"Then come quickly!"
Qiongqi thought to himself, I am not inferior to you in this regard. I don’t know how my wisdom of billions of years can be surpassed by a little kid like you.
And Mu Huang was thinking, "Hey, let me give you some modern idiot test questions. To deal with you in ancient times, that would be a dimensionality reduction attack~"
“Let me ask you, there are two cups of water, one cup of poison and one cup of urine in the desert, which one would you drink?”
After Mu Huang finished speaking, he stared at Qiongqi's pretty face, waiting for her answer. As the saying goes, when you look at a beauty under a lamp, the more you look at her, the more energetic she will be. In ancient times, there were no light bulbs at night. The candlelight in this small room was very warm, and part of it shone on Qiongqi's face. After seeing this, Mu Huang became more and more satisfied, thinking to himself, "I must trick you into becoming my wife!"
The Mu Huang that Qiongqi saw was also the candlelight beauty. Although she was an extremely handsome woman dressed as a man, she was thinking, "Winning or losing doesn't matter. What we divine beasts and fierce beasts lack the least is life and time. Sooner or later, I will make you my daughter! Who made you so interesting and cute!"
"Hmm~ Interesting~"
Qiongqi rested his face on the table with his left arm, tapping his cheek with his index finger, obviously thinking.
"How far is it to get out of the desert?"
Qiongqi thought that she could solve Mu Huang's problem through some other means, so that Mu Huang would not be able to call her master.
Qiongqi thought that if he were a human and he could get out of the desert quickly, he would drink the cup of urine. If he could not get out of the desert, he would drink poison and die. He firmly believed that this must be the correct answer to the question.
"We'll probably reach an oasis in about another hour, and then we'll be out of the desert!"
After Mu Huang finished speaking, he thought, "Huh? Qiongqi Xiaogaigai actually has a brain? As expected of one of the four fierce beasts, his IQ is not to be underestimated, but fortunately the question is still under my control!"
"Then choose to drink urine!"
"Hahahahahahaha~"
Mu Huang laughed out loud when he heard Qiongqi's answer, but stopped laughing the next second.
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