Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

"How did you become an evil god?"

Luo Sha asked curiously.

"This matter is a long story."

Erha looked up and sighed, looking into the distance with wise eyes.

"That woman is an outsider - Kaguya Otsutsuki. She and her companions planted a strange tree in this world. The tree can absorb the essence of the world, so it was hostile to the local gods."

"The local gods fought a great battle with her, but all of them were defeated by her and became nutrients for the trees."

Erha's face was filled with horror: "That tree can absorb the power of the gods and kill them!"

"Mao Mao and I are only auxiliary clergy. We are too weak to be qualified to participate in their war, but we escaped."

"After the war of gods, the origin of the world was lost, and later creatures could not become gods. No creature could stop her anymore."

"The tree absorbed enough nutrients and grew a fruit. The woman ate the fruit and brought new energy - chakra - to the world."

"We were worried that she would bring devastating disaster to the world. But we couldn't defeat her, so we thought of a special way: to make her develop feelings for this world, leaving an indelible bond."

"Mao Mao and I pretended to fight and bumped into her by accident. Our powers are not aggressive, and given our appearance, she was not wary."

"Our plan was successful. She fell in love with the king of Zuguo and gave birth to two children - Otsutsuki Hagoromo and Otsutsuki Hamura."

"As time went on, the divine powers of Neko and I became ineffective, and Kaguya regained her sanity. She created humans into white creatures, and wanted to use the Infinite Tsukuyomi on the world."

"Fortunately, Hagoromo and Hamura stopped her actions and sealed her on the moon, thus saving the world. Later, Hagoromo and Hamura ruled the ninja world and captured me and Neko Neko. They were worried that after their death, we, the remaining spirits, would cause trouble."

"Fortunately, the trees have withered. If we don't have our powers sucked away by the trees, we won't die."

Erha showed a sad expression: "But I was fed the evil god's seed and turned into a so-called evil god. I lost all my sanity."

"If you hadn't saved me this time, I would probably never have recovered. I've been sealed for a thousand years, and my current strength is only one tenth of what it was." (Although my peak state was still very weak)

Luo Sha looked at Erha in bewilderment: "So you can speak human language, you barked so enthusiastically before."

Erha rolled his eyes: “Woof woof woof!” (I haven’t barked for a thousand years. Now that I can finally talk, of course I have to bark more!)

Luo Sha thought for a moment: "Gods were once born in the ninja world. Because of Kaguya's arrival, the ninja world lost its priesthood. Therefore, no new gods were born."

"You are the god of bad luck, and Mao Mao is the god of lust... Is the evil god seed that you were fed still there?"

Erha spat out a pitch-black seed: "Woof woof woof!"

The seed was glowing faintly, but Luo Sha did not take it.

Because there is still Erha's saliva on the seeds...

Luo Sha used his superpowers to float the seeds in front of his eyes and examined them carefully. Even the "Eye of Sand" could not see through the reality of the seeds.

Luo Sha turned to Mewtwo for help: "Mewtwo, can you use your psychic powers to probe into this seed?"

Mewtwo: "I'll try!"

Mewtwo stabbed the seed with its terrifying psychic power, and the glow on the seed became brighter, counteracting the psychic power.

"The aura of a priesthood, an evil priesthood... This is a priesthood item, at the level of a first-level god!"

"Kaguya may not be willing to absorb the evil priesthood, so this priesthood item was left in the ninja world."

Mewtwo speculated.

Erha: "Woof woof woof!" (This is not a Husky, it's a Samoyed!)

Erha realized that he had spoken out of turn and quickly corrected himself: "Pfft, it's Samovardoras! This is my divine name. Human, it's your honor to know my name!"

Erha looked so arrogant that Luo Sha couldn't bear it and just used his superpowers to spank him.

“Woof~Woof~Woof~”

Erha covered his red butt miserably, tears streaming down his face, and his legs went limp and he fell to the ground.

"Eh? Isn't this the Samoyed, the god of bad luck? What happened to you? You got choked on with your butt sticking out?"

Luo Sha opened his panda eyes wide in surprise, looking as innocent as possible.

Erha: “…”

Erha was speechless and was shocked by the shamelessness of the human in front of him.

"I'll take the seeds first. In exchange, I'll mobilize manpower and resources to help you find the cat. How about that?"

"Woof!" (No problem!)

Erha climbed up and nodded the dog's head. It had already become a god, and the seeds were useless to it.

"Since you have been sealed for a thousand years, let me tell you about the current situation in the ninja world. Blah blah, blah blah."

"I am Rasa, the Kazekage of the Sand Village. I would like to formally invite you to join the Sand Village."

Of course Luo Sha was not so kind as to give Erha science education for free. He had his eyes on Erha.

Erha happened to come to his house to guard the gate.

Erha said seriously: "I will not join the human forces, and I want to go to the Ninja World to find Cat."

"Is that so... Well, let's just consider it as a good relationship!"

Luo Sha did not force it, and the God of Unlucky...there was indeed no need to force it.

"What's the situation of this child now?"

Luo Sha turned the topic to the baby in the blood pool, who was sleeping soundly at the moment.

"He inherited some of the evil god's abilities, which makes him a servant of the god. Although the energy is evil, the child is innocent. As long as he is guided in the right direction, he will be able to get on the right track."

Erha explained.

"Then leave it to Master Nami to raise. It's a good opportunity to have a son for Master and Master. Let's call the child Hidan."

Luo Sha looked at the baby. There was a 99% chance that this child was Hidan.

In the original work, Feidan is the only successful experiment of the Evil God Cult.

Erha: “Woof woof woof!” (Whatever you say, I’m just the God of Bad Luck, I’m not responsible for the servants of the evil god!)

There was some disdain in Erha's tone, and it was obvious that he did not like gods with evil priesthoods.

As the god of bad luck, it is a bit weak, but it is definitely a god of the good and lawful camp!

"Woof woof woof!" (See you next time, Luo Sha!)

The Husky stood on all fours and ran away.

Luo Sha sighed, "This world was once glorious, and many gods were born there. Chaomeng, you may have a chance to obtain a suitable priesthood."

Mewtwo shook his head: "The probability is too low. I am not keen on the priesthood, so there is no need to pursue it deliberately."

"Compared to my priesthood, I now want to use scientific research to explore the true meaning of life and create a second Mewtwo... Mew's genes are too changeable, and my birth was indeed a coincidence. But my genes do not have continuity, and I cannot clone new life."

Mewtwo said rather disappointedly.

"Take your time. You have unlimited lives, so you won't be able to solve the problem. If it doesn't work, I can give you a Mewtwo Egg."

Luo Sha picked up Fei Duan and looked at the corpses around him.

These corpses include members of the evil cult and sacrifices in the evil cult's rituals.

"Let's go back and ask the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to handle this troublesome matter. The Evil God Cult is made up of ninjas from Yuyin Village, so they should give an explanation..."