Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

"Luo Sha, why did you bring back another child? And it's a baby this time?"

Shagu was dumbfounded. He was already over 50 years old, and there was a 0-year-old baby out of nowhere.

His current family tree, starting from him, the second generation already has 6 children.

If you count scorpions, there are 7.

Although Shagu was born into a commoner family, he did not have such a thing as a family tree.

"Master, your son Fei Duan has the potential to become an emperor!"

Luo Sha introduced seriously.

Shagu looked at Hidan suspiciously, "A baby, tell me what qualifications does he have?"

"Don't believe it? Look!"

Rasa created a gold dust shuriken and cut a 0.1cm wound on Hidan's forearm.

The wound healed just as it started bleeding, and Hidan was sleeping soundly, not affected at all.

Shagu murmured, "A constitution that heals itself?"

"Not only that, even if Feidan is cut into pieces, he can still be restored to his original state."

"He has an immortal body and can die together with his opponent. This special ability comes from the evil god. As for who the evil god is, I don't know yet."

"Well...I'll tell you when the evil god appears."

Luo Sha also didn't know which elf could absorb the seed of the evil god and obtain the priesthood.

In terms of compatibility, there is no doubt that Dark and Ghost-type Pokémon are most suitable for the "Evil God".

He can only cast a wide net and catch more fish.

Shagu expressed his exhaustion about having a new baby in the family.

Before Nagato and his three companions moved in, they had suffered greatly from the war. They had become very independent and there was no need for Shaku to worry about them.

However, Feidan is different. Taking care of a baby in swaddling clothes requires him to exhaust all his energy.

Fortunately, Nami took over this chore.

Nami was extremely excited when she heard this, and vowed that she could take care of Hidan alone.

She had never taken care of a baby before, so she was naturally very curious.

Nami took on the role of a mother with great anticipation, but in less than three days she already had two big dark circles under her eyes.

Nami and Luosha finally have a mother-son look...

Nami felt depressed and really wanted to slap herself in the face three days ago.

However, Nami is a persistent person.

The reason she was able to fight her way up from a commoner to her current position was because of her cockroach spirit, or Ah Q spirit.

When she became a ninja, she underwent intensive training every day for decades, and became an elite jonin in the Sand Village with her ordinary talent.

Later, she formed the Rainy Day Team and went all the way to the end, earning the name "Rainy Day Girl".

Later, he created a precedent in the Sand Village and pursued the Kazekage in public, all relying on this Ah Q spirit.

"Little baby, do you still want to embarrass me?"

Nami was cheering herself up when Feidan suddenly started crying.

Nami quickly stood up from the desk and skillfully picked up Hidan to coax him.

"Mosquito-repellent frog emperor, help me make milk."

"frog!"

Fortunately, Pokémon helped her take care of the child, otherwise Nami really wouldn’t be able to take care of it.

Hidan cries on time every four hours, sending a signal to Nami that he needs to be fed.

What upset Nami was that she had to get up twice every night!

After being woken up by Hidan on the first night, Sagu became immune to Hidan's crying.

No matter how much Feidan cried, Sagu continued to sleep soundly.

Nami: "..."

Nami was like a defeated rooster, with dull eyes and a decadent look.

She is not so tired when writing novels, handling government affairs, training elves, and improving ninja strength!

I have irregular sleep and my hair has fallen out in the past two days.

Nami covered her head in pain. From then on, she no longer liked taking care of a baby!

When Nami was about to collapse, Karula shared the pressure with her.

For some strange reason, Karura wanted to prepare for the future.

She was afraid that she would be too busy to have a child in the future, so she decided to start by being a trainee nanny...

It was as if Karula had been gifted with a talent and she learned how to take care of a child right away.

Karula looked at Hidan's chubby little face, and the little man in his heart began to hold his face and act infatuated with him.

She is imagining what her future children will look like.

Nami left Hidan in the care of Karula during the day, and the pressure was immediately relieved.

At least she was able to take some time to catch up on sleep during the day, and her overall spirits improved.

Sand Village, Training Ground No. 1.

"Karura, I really envy Rasa for having such a wonderful fiancée like you. You can handle even when Hidan is so noisy."

Ye Cang teased Feidan, quite envious.

Karura asked in confusion: "Ah? Ye Cang, are you envious of me or of Luo Sha-kun?"

Ye Cang was struck by lightning: "...Of course I envy Luo Sha! If I were a boy, I would definitely like you too."

Jialuo smiled gently and said, "Really? Why don't we just live together as three people from now on."

Ye Cang: "Your writing is so niche, why can't I understand it?"

Karula said seriously: "Let's marry Luosha-kun together. If you don't want to take care of the child, I can help you."

Ye Cang was confused: "You should read Haitang Literary Journal... The ideas in it are not acceptable."

Garura: "We are the ninjas of the new era, how can we be so feudal? Haitang Literary Newspaper is a trendsetting newspaper that leads the trend of the ninja world. Duo Niu and Uchiha Yu have become a legend!"

Ye Cang was dumbfounded: "You mean Duo Niu has been thinking about having an affair, and then was caught by Uchiha Yu and punished in various ways?"

Karura: "Our situation is obviously different. The four of us grew up together and know each other well. There is no ninja of your generation in the Sand Village who is worthy of you, and you look down on them, so you might as well live with us."

Ye Cang: "Four people?"

Karura: "And there's Souya! Souya is still single now. Judging from his appearance, I'm afraid he won't be able to find a partner in this life. In that case, why don't we join this big family together and become the godfather of our child in the future."

Ye Cang was petrified on the spot, and the terrifying situation of 4P emerged in his mind.

Ye Cang stammered, "This... isn't good. Isn't this relationship too messy?"

Jialuo looked at Ye Cang speechlessly: "What are you thinking about? I mean living together in daily life, not a husband and wife relationship."

Ye Cang patted his proud chest and said, "Oh, so that's it... I was scared to death."

Jialuo hugged Ye Cang with both hands and leaned his head on Ye Cang's shoulder: "But I am serious about letting you marry Luo Shajun! After all, we are together every day, and I am used to having you by my side."

Ye Cang looked at Karura seriously: "Karura! I won't be a mistress!"

Garura patiently explained: "In the ninja world, the strong prey on the weak, and the strong have everything. Most nobles and powerful ninjas have several partners."

"Nowadays, Duo Ni has created a new trend. Even powerful female ninjas can have multiple partners."

There is no such thing as monogamy in the ninja world. The society in the ninja world is similar to a feudal dynasty, with a large number of nobles.

Doing more is equivalent to practicing female supremacy in feudal dynasties, which is so outrageous that it is hard to imagine.

Regardless of whether it was successful or not, her ideas have already spread to the ninja world.

If Duo Niu was not a high-ranking member of Sunagakure, he would have been burned to death as a monster.

The reason why Haitang News dares to support Duoyi is because the Sand Village is behind Haitang News.

Newspapers in other major countries have demonized Russia.