The beginning of the silly uncle, the true love is full of the courtyard
Chapter 81: The "farce" between He Yushui and Yang Jianshu, He Pingan is still alive
Although He Daqing was also shocked by the identity of today's guest, he didn't care. He put all his thoughts on his brother's wedding. Seeing He Ping'an coming back, he signaled with his eyes, and after knowing that no one else would come, he quickly notified the banquet to start.
"Yu Shui, what are you doing! The banquet is about to start, why don't you go and sit down!" He Daqing frowned and scolded when he saw He Yu Shui coming in from outside the yard with his head held high and a little boy with a bruised face and nose.
"Hu Kangri, why don't you call for help!" He Yushui ignored He Daqing and brought Hu Kangri to Yang Jianshu.
"Sister Yushui!" Hu Kangri whispered
"So, I won the bet this time, didn't I? Brother Yang!" He Yushui looked at Yang Jianshu proudly when he heard Hu Kangri addressing him.
"Well, you're awesome. From now on you don't have to call me Uncle Yang. Just call me Big Brother!" Yang Jianshu looked like he was willing to admit defeat.
"You're not bad either. You keep your promises, and you're a real man!" Upon hearing this, He Yushui spoke in the tone of a man of the world.
Then he walked up to He Ping'an with a smug look on his face and repeated what he had just said.
"Uncle, did you see that? Hu Kangri called me Sister Yushui! My reputation as Sister Yushui from Public Security Primary School is useful, right? Do you still dare to look down on me? Humph!"
After He Yushui said this, he raised his head even higher, just like when Yang Jianshu first met He Ping'an.
After hearing this, He Pingan looked at his niece and cursed in his heart: Didn't everyone say that He Yushui was a bit scheming? This is called scheming? Whose scheming mother is like this! She must have been infected by Yang Jianshu, the brainless guy, after spending too much time with him. This must be the case!
"Well... Yushui, lower your head first, otherwise it's easy for water to get into your brain on rainy days. Yang Jianshu became so stupid because he always walked like this and got water in his brain! We can't learn from him!" He Ping'an felt the strange looks from the people around him and scratched his head awkwardly.
When Yang Yiyi heard the conversation between He Yushui and Yang Jianshu, her face turned red. It was not known whether she was shy or angry, but she was definitely not happy!
"Yang Jianshu?" Yang Yiyi shouted in a low voice
Looking at Yang Yiyi's expression, He Ping'an sighed that "gritting one's teeth" might not necessarily be an adjective.
"We are not fussy about trivial matters! This matter has nothing to do with you, let's talk about our own affairs!" Yang Jianshu heard Yang Yiyi calling him, and stood up unsteadily.
It turned out that Yang Jianshu had wanted to try it for a long time when he saw his father enjoying drinking at home, but the mother and daughter of the Yang family were strict and didn't let him drink. Today, no one was watching over him, so of course he wanted to try it, and ended up drinking too much.
"Who told you to drink? How old are you?" Yang Yiyi frowned as she looked at Yang Jianshu.
"Of course it's my eldest nephew. My eldest nephew is so thoughtful! You guys control me every day at home and don't let me drink. Here, my eldest nephew not only doesn't care, but also pours me wine! My eldest nephew, you are a good person!" After Yang Jianshu finished speaking, he gave He Yuzhu a thumbs up.
"Go back to your master!" He Daqing shouted at He Yuzhu with a dark face after hearing what Yang Jianshu said.
"Didn't you tell me to accompany Uncle Yang? Why are you scolding me?" He Yuzhu was scolded in front of so many people. He was angry and walked out while muttering.
"Haha... He Yushui has a good reputation, Yang Jianshu is not fussy about details, and He Yuzhu is a good companion to Uncle Yang. Haha..." Minister Luo was so amused by the three funny guys that he made everyone laugh as well.
"All of you who came today are my relatives and friends. Thank you for coming to my wedding. Yiyi and I would like to offer a toast to you all!" He Pingan saw that everyone's laughter had subsided a little, and smiled to everyone.
Then everyone naturally applauded and toasted. Then there were all kinds of blessings and expectations. Of course, there was also booing and drinking.
He Pingan looked at the people below who were making a fuss and began to call out names.
"Director Qian, Team Leader Li, Zhang Hua, you have all seen how much I can drink, and you three want to make trouble in my bridal chamber! Come, let's drink three bowls first. You don't have to do it all at once, just take turns. Others who don't accept can follow suit. I, He Ping'an, will take it!" After saying this, He Ping'an asked He Daqing to prepare the large bowl that was usually used to hold soup.
Others cheered when they saw this. Even though He Ping'an couldn't drink much, his courage alone won everyone's favor. Especially those former soldiers like Minister Luo, who believed that people could lose, but they couldn't be afraid of losing.
After He Daqing brought the big bowl over, he looked at He Pingan worriedly and opened his mouth to speak. But He Pingan reached out to stop He Daqing and Yang Yiyi from advising him, picked up the bottle of wine, and directly filled the bowl, just enough for one bottle.
He Ping'an didn't waste any words. He clasped his fists and made way for those around him. He raised the big bowl and started to gulp down the wine. Those around him looked at He Ping'an's actions and involuntarily moved closer to him. They saw with their own eyes that He Ping'an drank the whole bowl of Fenjiu without spilling a drop.
"Good!" People who watched He Pingan finish his drink applauded. In this era, the Chinese people's cognition is very simple. Although being able to drink may not necessarily lead to success, not being able to drink will definitely not lead to success! Especially after the Soviet Union's engineers came to China to help.
Of course, they certainly couldn't see that an empty jar in He Ping'an's space was being filled with wine. He Ping'an was doing two things at once, drinking and looking at the jar in the space.
I decided to take out the jar of wine and give it to everyone in the courtyard to taste after it was filled. If it weren't for the bad influence of not inviting neighbors to a wedding in this era, why would I invite them to dinner? Today, let them taste the taste of imported wine.
After He Pingan finished drinking, he showed the bottom of the bowl to everyone without saying anything extra. Then he poured another bottle and drank it all. When He Pingan finished three bowls of Fenjiu, the shouting became louder. Then He Pingan looked at the three people and said
"I've finished my drink. What are you three doing?"
Of the three people named by He Pingan, Li Huaide was there to liven up the atmosphere, and Zhang Hua was just there to stir up trouble. So the two of them did not fight in turns, but toasted He Pingan together. However, the two put down their bowls just after drinking half of the wine, and under the noise of everyone's cheering, the bachelor admitted defeat.
Among the three, only Qian Anbang had malicious intentions and would not admit defeat. However, his ability was limited. He vomited the wine before the first bowl was even finished, and fell drunk on the table. Seeing this, everyone knew that Qian Anbang was pretending to be drunk, but they just made a few jokes and that was it.
After this little episode, the atmosphere of the wedding banquet finally became lively, but Deputy Mayor Sun walked up to He Pingan.
"Deputy Director He is very generous. If we ask you to help us drink in the future, you can't refuse!"
As soon as He Ping'an nodded in agreement, Minister Luo walked up to He Ping'an.
"Ping An, I'm leaving first! I have a drinking party in a few days, come and help me get someone drunk!" After seeing He Ping An's drinking capacity, Minister Luo thought of someone and decided to let He Ping An help him get revenge.
"Minister Luo, let me see you off!" He Ping'an hurriedly escorted Minister Luo out of the courtyard. Of course, Minister Luo did not leave empty-handed.
No matter how lively a party is, it is inevitable that people will disperse after the party ends. When the guests received their own souvenirs, they were surprised but just smiled and did not refuse. He Pingan swung on the swing with Yang Yiyi. Looking at the beautiful woman with a smile like a flower, He Pingan thanked her. However, Yang Yiyi did not appreciate it. Instead, she rolled her eyes and told He Pingan that Yang Jianshu was indeed drunk! He Pingan smiled and said nothing.
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