The beginning of the silly uncle, the true love is full of the courtyard
Chapter 82: Minister Luo gets his revenge, General Xu loses his beloved
The next morning, He Pingan woke up and looked at the dry tears in the corners of the beauty's eyes. He felt very sorry. Who knew that when his body reached its peak, even that aspect would become stronger! This era was not like the later generations where there was marriage leave. However, He Pingan and Yang Yiyi were not ordinary people. He Pingan did not wake Yang Yiyi up, but quietly left.
"Why didn't you wake me up? It's so rude to stay in bed on the first day of your marriage!" Yang Yiyi, who woke up near noon, complained to He Pingan.
"It's okay, we don't have any elders in our family! Otherwise, I'll sleep with you for a while!" He Ping'an looked at Yang Yiyi's exposed body and became interested again.
"Rascal!" Yang Yiyi followed He Ping'an's gaze and found that she was not wearing any clothes. She shyly used the quilt to cover her exposed beauty.
"Okay, now that you're awake, get up and eat!" He Ping'an knew that Yang Yiyi was a little nervous, so after he said that, he turned around and left.
The newlyweds were in love, and although they had nothing to do in the afternoon, they didn't feel bored. After the family finished dinner, He Ping'an and Yang Yiyi closed the gate under He Yushui's sad eyes. The first day of their wedding passed in such a warm and plain way. When He Ping'an accompanied Yang Yiyi for three days, their marriage was considered a complete success.
On the day of the wedding banquet, Minister Luo mentioned that he wanted He Ping'an to help him get someone drunk. He Ping'an thought he would have to wait a few more days, but he didn't expect that the day after He Ping'an accompanied Yang Yiyi back home, Minister Luo sent someone to invite him over. This shows how much resentment Minister Luo had towards that person.
"Lao Xu, let me introduce you: This is a young talent from our Ministry of Public Security. He has served in the army, fought in wars, and made many military achievements. He often completes tasks that could not be completed! He is also a man of both civil and military talents. A while ago, he helped the country earn nearly 10 million in foreign exchange." When Minister Luo saw He Ping'an coming over, he introduced him to a burly man in ordinary military uniform next to him without waiting for He Ping'an to say hello.
"Ping An, although you have never seen this person in front of you, you must have heard of his name: this is the famous General Xu in our army. He is a master of kung fu. With just a big knife, he can chop the Japanese soldiers to tears. He is also an excellent drinker. There is no one in our army who is not convinced!" After introducing He Ping An, Minister Luo introduced General Xu.
"Hello, Chief!" He Ping'an was mentally prepared for the visitor. After all, there were not many people of Minister Luo's temperament who could still "never forget" him after so many years.
"Before you came, Lao Luo was full of praise for you. I thought you were a good guy, but you turned out to be a pale scholar!" The middle-aged man, whom Minister Luo called Lao Xu, looked He Pingan up and down and said with disdain.
"Of course I can't compare to the two leaders!" He Pingan said modestly.
"Old Xu! Comrade He just got married two days ago. If you didn't insist on meeting the young talents under my command, I wouldn't have done such a disgusting thing! Okay, Ping'an, you can go back! By the way, I heard that you accompanied your wife to her parents' home yesterday and got quite a few people drunk. Don't do that again in the future! Although wine is a good thing, you can't drink too much." Minister Luo first complained to General Xu in dissatisfaction, then expressed his concern for He Ping'an and let him leave.
"Wait, Lao Luo, I hear what you said, Comrade Xiao He can drink quite well!"
After hearing what Minister Luo said, General Xu stopped He Pingan who wanted to leave. Minister Luo did not speak, but looked at He Pingan.
"Well, it's OK!" He Pingan received the look from Minister Luo and answered unconfidently.
"Yes, yes. No, no! What do you mean by 'okay'? You scholars are not straightforward at all! Well, it's time for dinner anyway, so don't leave. Come drink with me!" General Xu was quite dissatisfied with He Ping'an's answer.
"Commander, my wife is waiting for me to go home for dinner! I just got married, you see..." He Ping'an is not a person without temper. After being looked down upon again and again, he naturally has to take it seriously.
"Yes, Lao Xu! They are newlyweds, and they are in love with each other. So! Today I will risk my life to accompany you!"
After hearing what He Ping'an said, Minister Luo naturally understood He Ping'an's intention. He didn't expect He Ping'an to be so bold that he even dared to plot against General Xu. However, thinking of his past embarrassment, he not only did not stop it, but instead fueled the flames and helped He Ping'an.
"You may not be a big man, but you have a big temper. Well, let's put it this way: do you see this pocket watch? It was given to me by the Chairman when I was in Ruijin. As long as you can get me drunk today, I will give it to you, as a wedding gift from you! What do you think?" Everyone present was a smart man. General Xu certainly knew what the two people in front of him meant. He even guessed Minister Luo's intention of calling He Ping'an over.
It's just that he loves drinking and is absolutely confident in his drinking capacity, so he not only didn't expose Minister Luo's tricks, but cooperated with Minister Luo's performance. However, when he saw He Ping'an's look, he thought that Minister Luo was deliberately playing tricks on him, so he showed disdain for He Ping'an.
Later, he discovered that He Ping'an was not like the others: being submissive in front of him and muttering to him behind his back, but instead plotting against him in person to vent his dissatisfaction with him. He actually began to admire He Ping'an a little!
He decided to play with the two of them, so he took out the pocket watch given to him by the Chairman and started to bet. In fact, General Xu admired He Pingan, but he still looked down on him in his heart and thought that he could not drink!
"That pocket watch was given to General Xu by the Chairman. Even if I win later, I will be embarrassed to take it! Minister, I'd better leave!" While speaking, He Ping'an secretly criticized General Xu for being cunning and taking things that he could not take away.
"Boy, your provocation has no effect on me!" Seeing He Ping'an being so hesitant, General Xu no longer wanted to play along with the two of them.
"Lao Xu, you should change to something else! This pocket watch is too expensive!" Minister Luo also advised.
"Okay, it's almost time to stop your show. Why is it going on forever? Old Luo, why don't you serve us some wine?" After General Xu finished speaking, he walked towards the restaurant with a majestic manner.
"You!" Minister Luo saw that General Xu refused to listen and looked helpless. He stretched out his finger and tapped He Ping'an twice.
Seeing this, He Pingan spread his hands like a little bear, indicating that he was powerless. In fact, he was complaining in his heart that the two people were bullying an honest man: one used the gift sent by the chairman as a bet to bully him because he dared not take it, and the other fanned the flames and added fuel to the fire. In the end, he pretended to be a good person and let himself take the blame. But you all underestimated me!
Then, of course, they started toasting each other. General Xu recounted his combat experiences, Minister Luo would occasionally talk about his own glorious deeds, and He Ping'an, of course, drank until the glass was dry, determined to get General Xu drunk, and of course he was also responsible for pouring the wine.
General Xu can really drink. After drinking five bottles of Moutai, not only is there nothing wrong with him, but his eyes are getting brighter and brighter. He Ping'an can see that General Xu can sober up quickly. By now, he probably has digested the wine he drank at the beginning.
No wonder no one can drink more than him. If he keeps drinking like this, General Xu will be fine, but Minister Luo will be "killed in action". Thinking of this, He Pingan decided to learn from Mr. Xu and drink fast. However, Mr. Xu could force General Xu to drink fast by relying on his status, but he couldn't. He Pingan lowered his head and thought for a moment, then put down his wine glass, picked up the wine bottle, filled his own bowl, and drank by himself.
"He boy, what are you doing?" Although General Xu was bragging about his military achievements to Minister Luo, he caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye that He Ping'an not only changed his wine utensils, but also refused to toast him.
"It's okay, just chat about your own things! I'm just a little thirsty because of the salty food I ate. I'll drink some wine to moisten my throat. I'll toast you when I finish!" After saying this, He Ping'an drank the wine in the bowl in one gulp, then filled the glass and toasted General Xu.
"Hey! Boy, are you challenging me? Are you looking down on me?" General Xu said in dissatisfaction.
"How dare I! My job today is to keep you company! How much do you want to drink? It's up to you! I just had a craving for alcohol and drank a little secretly. I apologize to you!" He Pingan said casually.
Seeing He Ping'an's careless look, General Xu felt that he was provoked.
"Boy, your method of provoking me is too clumsy! But since you want to get drunk early, I will grant your wish!"
Then General Xu also started drinking from his bowl. He Pingan was not angry when he saw that General Xu had seen through him. It was not important whether the provocation was seen through or not, but whether the opponent took the bait or not was important.
After the two drank a few bowls, He Pingan interrupted Xu and Luo's boasting and began to talk about his experience in the Korean battlefield. Although the two big men had been to the battlefield for a long time, they had never been to Korea. They listened to He Pingan's story about the Korean battlefield with great interest.
He Ping'an's eloquence was not very good, but because he was talking about his own personal experiences, he could barely describe them vividly. When he talked about the wonderful parts, the two leaders would also applaud He Ping'an, and of course they would drink. When He Ping'an finished talking about his meritorious service experience, General Xu also fell drunk on the table.
"Xiao He, not bad!" Minister Luo did not hesitate to praise
"My alcohol tolerance is beyond doubt!" He Ping'an certainly couldn't put all the wine into the space, and he drank quite a bit. He was already a little tipsy at this time.
"I'm talking about your experience in the Korean War! Hey! What's wrong with you, Old Xu? Are you really drunk?" After criticizing He Ping'an, Minister Luo began to care about General Xu who was lying on the table.
"Minister, what are you doing?" He Ping'an was still shy and looked at Minister Luo's performance with some shame.
"Go away, what do you know? Do you know how embarrassing this old Xu has made me look?" Minister Luo looked at He Ping'an, who seemed to be hesitant to speak, and said unhappily.
"Hey, Minister Luo, look at General Xu's pocket watch?" He Ping'an was not angry when he heard Minister Luo chase him away.
"You really dare to ask for it?" Now it was Minister Luo's turn to be surprised.
"Of course, there's nothing to be afraid of! I'll just accept the loss if I lose!" He Pingan said as a matter of course
"Take it, but when Lao Xu sobers up, he'll come to trouble you, so don't hide from me!"
Because of He Ping'an's squeeze, General Xu, in order to show his sincerity, handed the pocket watch to Minister Luo before drinking. Seeing that He Ping'an was not afraid, Minister Luo did not hesitate!
"Minister, General Xu finally came to Beijing, but we got him drunk. If his old friends knew about this, would they come after us?" He Pingan took the pocket watch handed over by Minister Luo and asked with a worried look on his face.
"I didn't believe what Old Hu said about you before. But now I believe it. You are really not a good guy! Get out of here now. I'm annoyed by you!" When Minister Luo heard what He Ping'an said, he was stunned at first, and then he laughed and scolded.
He Pingan smiled and did not refute. He took General Xu's pocket watch and left.
"How much did you drink? How did you end up like this?" Yang Yiyi had seen He Ping'an's drinking capacity before, and seeing him tipsy, she asked curiously.
"Not much. Take a look at this. Do you like it?" He Ping'an avoided Yang Yiyi's support and took out General Xu's pocket watch to show off.
"It's just a pocket watch, why are you so happy?" Yang Yiyi looked at the old pocket watch in He Ping'an's hand with disdain.
"I won this from General Xu. The Chairman gave it to General Xu when he was in Ruijin!" He Ping'an revealed the origin of the pocket watch.
"It's so precious. I have to take it back when I sober up!" Yang Yiyi is not a fool. The general who can make her man drunk must be that one!
"So, in the next few days we have to live the life of the guerrillas as we did before." Although He Ping'an gave Minister Luo some advice, thinking of Minister Luo's appearance tonight, he decided to be safe.
"Hate it!" Yang Yiyi blushed suddenly and patted He Pingan on the shoulder
It turned out that when He Pingan was talking, his hand unconsciously reached into Yang Yiyi's clothes. Seeing his wife's charming appearance, He Pingan ignored the pocket watch and directly picked her up and walked towards the bed.
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