Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

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Famous quotes from Siheyuan:

Uncle: "Apart from the facts, aren't you wrong?"

Second Uncle: "In fact, raising a child is just like raising a dog. If you are nice to him, he will bar his teeth at you; if you beat him with a stick, he will wag his tail and beg for mercy."

Uncle Three: "You can eat well and wear well, but you can't plan well and you will be poor!"

Jia Zhang: "I borrowed the money with my own ability, why should I pay it back?"

There are poems:

The steel rolling mill is a place of outstanding people and a courtyard where hidden dragons and crouching tigers are hidden.

He Yuzhu is not interested in women, and Qin Huairu is as pure as ice and jade.

The moral sage king Yi Zhonghai is indifferent to fame and fortune Liu Haizhong.

Yan Bugui is kind and generous, and Xu Damao is upright and honest.

The kind-hearted Jia Zhang will definitely repay Jia Banggeng's kindness.

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1963, spring.

(Due to the needs of the plot, the timeline is slightly different from the original)

Steel rolling mill canteen.

"Master, it's almost time!"

A voice made He Yuzhu open his eyes in a daze. Seeing everything familiar in front of him, he was dazed.

In a flash, He Yuzhu came to a conclusion in his mind - he was reborn.

Before He Yuzhu could rejoice at his rebirth, he saw a little fat boy tiptoeing into the kitchen with an empty bottle.

He glanced around a few times and saw that no one was paying attention, so he carefully picked up the soy sauce bottle and started pouring soy sauce into the empty bottle.

Looking at the fat boy in front of him, all the memories of his past life immediately appeared in front of He Yuzhu, and a feeling of hatred rushed straight to his head...

He Yuzhu's eyes instantly turned red and his expression was ferocious. He took two steps at a time and walked to the front of the fat boy. With lightning speed, he grabbed the clothes on the fat boy's chest and lifted him into the air with a little force.

The little fat boy was horrified, "Silly Zhu, what are you doing, let me go..."

"Pa bang..."

Before the little fat boy could finish his words, He Yuzhu slapped him several times in the face.

He Yuzhu attacked with hatred, so he didn't hold back at all. In an instant, several bloody slap marks appeared on the little fat boy's face, and blood oozed from the corners of his mouth...

"Woooo..."

As soon as the fat boy opened his mouth, two teeth fell out mixed with blood.

"Silly Zhu, you short-lived ghost, how dare you hit me? I'm going to tell my mom and grandma and let them cut you into pieces..."

He Yuzhu was even more furious when he saw that the little fat boy dared to curse him, and raised his hand to hit him again...

At this time, Ma Hua reacted and hugged He Yuzhu, saying anxiously: "Master, stop hitting me, or I will get hurt..."

Ma Hua also doesn’t know what happened to his master?

He treated Banggeng as his own son the previous second, but in the blink of an eye, he beat Banggeng to death as if he were the murderer of his father.

Ma Hua instinctively thought that he could not let his master go on beating him like this. If something happened to Bang Geng, his master would not be in any good situation either.

He Yuzhu looked at Ma Hua with cold eyes, "Get out of here, or I'll beat you up too!"

Ma Hua met He Yuzhu's devilish gaze, his pupils trembled, his hair stood on end, and he involuntarily let go of his hand.

Without any restraints, He Yuzhu's sharp gaze fell on the fat boy again. He now had only one thought in his mind, which was to beat the ungrateful man to death in order to avenge his past life.

The little fat boy looked at He Yuzhu's hideous face and burst into tears, "Help! Help!!!"

At this time, Liu Lan also recovered from the shock and roared.

"Shazhu, what are you doing? This is Qin Huairu's son, and you beat him to death, so you have to go to jail."

Liu Lan's roar caused He Yuzhu's body to tremble slightly, and his red eyes gradually regained clarity...

He Yuzhu suddenly felt scared. If he really beat Banggeng, the ungrateful guy, to death, he would have to go to jail right after he was reborn.

There are many ways to take revenge, why get yourself into it?

At this moment, a man with a mustache on his donkey face rushed into the kitchen, snatched the stick, and glared at him:

"How dare you, Shazhu, abuse a child? I will report you to the security department and have you paraded through the streets..."

As soon as Xu Damao finished speaking, He Yuzhu's sandbag-sized fist hit him on the bridge of his nose, and blood immediately gushed out.

"Oh, Shazhu, you bastard, you are dead this time. You were found committing child abuse and you dared to beat up the enthusiastic people. I must report you!"

"Don't bother looking for the security department. I'll ask someone to find it for you." He Yuzhu sneered and turned to Ma Hua and said:

"Ma Hua, go to the security department right away and tell them that Xu Damao teamed up with people outside the factory to steal public property and was caught by us. Tell them to come over here right away."

"Okay!" Upon hearing this, Ma Hua took a step forward and was about to leave.

When Xu Damao heard this, his face changed drastically.

"Wait, when did I team up with people outside the factory to steal public property? Silly Zhu, don't talk nonsense."

He Yuzhu pointed at the glass bottle in Banggeng's hand with a sneer, "Banggeng stole the public soy sauce and was just caught by us, and you, Xu Damao, appeared in time to save Banggeng.

I have reason to suspect that you and Bang Geng worked together to steal public property. Bang Geng is the outside thief, and you, Da Sha Mao, are the inside thief. Otherwise, how could it be such a coincidence that you showed up right after the thief was caught?"

Ma Hua's eyes rolled around, and he quickly agreed:

"Master is right. Big Shamao must have been keeping watch outside. If everything goes well, Big Shamao will share the spoils with Bang Geng. If Bang Geng is discovered, Big Shamao will immediately appear to rescue him."

Liu Lan also echoed, "Xu Damao, no, you big fool, we have all the evidence, just admit it. Leniency to those who confess, severity to those who resist."

Xu Damao was immediately furious, his face twisted, he pointed at He Yuzhu and the other two, and roared:

"What do you mean I admit it? You are all bullshitting. I am not a thief, and I have not colluded with any outsiders to steal public funds."

He Yuzhu said calmly: "Then how do you explain that you showed up just in time after we caught the thief?"

Xu Damao stiffened his neck and said, "It's all coincidence. I came here to let you know because the factory leader wants to treat me to a meal."

He Yuzhu didn't even raise his eyelids, and said with disdain: "You useless thing, you can't even tell a lie. I'm not your direct leader. If the factory leader wants to invite you to dinner, do you need to inform me?"

"Ma Hua, what are you still standing there for? Go and notify the security department."

Banggeng is no fool. When he saw that He Yuzhu was really going to report to the security department, he ran away with half a bottle of soy sauce in his hand.

He knew that as soon as the security department arrived, he didn't know whether Xu Damao and He Yuzhu would be in trouble, he only knew that he would definitely be in trouble.

Seeing Banggeng run away, He Yuzhu's smile became even brighter.

"You are in trouble, big fool. It was because of your unreasonable obstruction that the thief escaped with the stolen goods. Now you are like yellow mud falling into your crotch. It's either shit or shit."

When Xu Damao heard this, he panicked, but he calmed down in an instant.

"Silly Zhu, stop bluffing here. Bang Geng is Qin Huairu's son. I don't believe you have the heart to report him to the security department and send Bang Geng to jail."

He Yuzhu glanced at him and said, "Why should I be so reluctant? I am trying to save Bang Geng and stop him from going further down the wrong path."

"Besides, Banggeng is still so young, how could he have the guts to come to the steel mill to steal things? It must be you, a big fool, who instigated him from behind!"

Xu Damao roared hysterically: "You are talking nonsense. I did not instigate Bang Geng, nor am I a traitor, and I did not work with Bang Geng to steal public property..."

"You should save this for your comrades in the security department."

He Yuzhu calmly scratched his ears, then yelled at Ma Hua: "Ma Hua, why haven't you gone to the security department yet? How many times do you want me to tell you?"

Ma Hua suddenly woke up, "Master, don't be angry, I will go right away."

Seeing that He Yuzhu was determined to report the matter to the Security Department, Xu Damao suddenly became anxious and instantly put on a fawning smile.

"Silly Zhu, no, Master Zhu, we have been good friends since childhood, do you think this matter can be resolved privately?"

Good buddy? I'm not a good buddy to you. You're a bad guy with sores on your head and pus on your feet. You want to kill me every minute. And you still have the nerve to call me a good buddy. How hypocritical.

He Yuzhu pretended to be polite and said, "How can this be possible? Although we have a good personal relationship, public is public and private is private. How can I sacrifice public for private?"

Xu Damao was pissed in his heart, but he smiled. "Uncle Zhu, the comrades in the security department are so busy, they have to protect the safety of the factory leaders and prevent the enemy spies from sabotaging the factory. We can just solve this little thing privately, why bother the comrades in the security department?"

He Yuzhu nodded slightly, and then asked in embarrassment: "Then how to solve it?"

Xu Damao said righteously, "It's just a bottle of soy sauce, it only costs a few dollars. In order not to distract the comrades in the security department, I decided to pay for this hole out of my own pocket."

"I didn't expect Comrade Damao to have such awareness. I have nothing to say but to help him."

He Yuzhu raised his eyebrows and spread his hands, "Then give me the money, ten yuan!"

Xu Damao's face darkened instantly. "A bottle of soy sauce costs ten yuan. Is your soy sauce made of gold? Why is it so expensive?"

He Yuzhu said dissatisfiedly: "Big fool, do you really think that only a bottle of soy sauce was lost in our kitchen? A chicken was lost the day before yesterday, a duck was lost the day before yesterday, ten kilograms of pork was lost ten days ago, and twenty kilograms of corn flour was lost half a month ago..."

Xu Damao's forehead was bulging with veins, and he roared, "Silly Zhu, stop talking. It's just ten dollars, can't I pay it back?"

He Yuzhu looked puzzled and asked, "You seem very reluctant, why don't you notify the security department?"

Xu Damao almost vomited blood when he heard this, but he forced a smile on his face, "Not reluctantly, not reluctantly at all!"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Since you're not forcing me, then hurry up and pay!"

Xu Damao's expression changed several times, and finally he reluctantly took out ten yuan and handed it to He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu was just about to raise his hand to take it, but Xu Damao suddenly took the ten yuan back.