Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

＜I heard that all Tomato’s readers are kind-hearted and beg for rewards to urge more bookshelves…＞

He Yuzhu looked unhappy and asked, "Xu Damao, what do you mean?"

Xu Damao said in a deep voice: "You have to write me a letter of guarantee, promising not to trouble me with this matter again in the future."

Xu Damao is smart, and He Yuzhu is not stupid either. "Then you have to write me an explanation, stating that you are willing to pay the ten yuan..."

Xu Damao paused for a moment, and suddenly realized that this silly Zhu had suddenly become smart, but when you are under someone's roof, you have to bow your head.

After a while, He Yuzhu wrote the letter of guarantee and Xu Damao wrote the instructions.

Xu Damao said coldly, "Shazhu, give me the letter of guarantee!"

He Yuzhu spread his right hand and said with a smile: "Silly man, the instructions and the money..."

Xu Damao reluctantly handed the instruction manual and ten yuan to He Yuzhu. He Yuzhu took them and handed the guarantee letter to Xu Damao.

Xu Damao took the letter of guarantee and quickly read it. After a moment, he carefully folded the letter of guarantee, put it in his pocket, raised his head and said viciously:

"Silly Zhu, this matter is not over yet!"

He Yuzhu grinned and said, "Big fool, use whatever means you want. Even if I frown, I am not your grandfather!"

Xu Damao was furious and asked, "Silly Zhu, why are you cursing like that?"

He Yuzhu grinned, revealing a row of big white teeth, and said innocently, "When did I scold you?"

Xu Damao's face was gloomy. "Stop playing dumb, you big fool. Isn't that an insult?"

He Yuzhu said jokingly, "I've been calling you a big fool for so long, and you just realized it? But, you call me Shazhu, is there a problem with me calling you a big fool?"

Xu Damao's eyes widened with anger, "Your father gave you the nickname Shazhu..."

He Yuzhu was not annoyed at all, and said with a smile on his face: "I gave you the nickname Big Fool. After all, you just called me Grandpa Zhu. Is there any problem with Grandpa giving you a nickname?"

Hearing this, Xu Damao's face turned as dark as the bottom of a pot, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Silly Zhu, you are looking for death!"

Xu Damao was about to attack He Yuzhu, but He Yuzhu hooked his finger in disdain, "Come on, I haven't beaten your grandson in a few days, it seems you're itching for trouble again!"

Hearing this, Xu Damao regained his sanity instantly and thought to himself:

"It is reckless to charge forward knowing you are no match for your opponent. Xu Damao makes a living with his brain. We cannot go head-to-head with a rough guy like Sha Zhu. There are many ways to retaliate against him. Why bother about the short term?"

Xu Damao comforted himself for a moment in the spirit of Ah Q, and sneered: "Shazhu, we'll see!"

As Xu Damao walked out of the kitchen, He Yuzhu's vulgar voice came from behind him.

"Thank you for your ten yuan, big fool. You are welcome to visit us often!"

Hearing this, Xu Damao stepped on his right foot with his left foot and almost fell flat on his face. "Silly Zhu, you bastard, just wait for me..."

"Ha ha!"

Watching Xu Damao fleeing in panic, He Yuzhu laughed heartily.

At this moment, a sudden electronic sound came from my mind.

"Ding!"

"Revenge system binding successful!"

“Newbie gift pack: one 10 cubic meter storage space.

Note: Storage space can only hold dead objects, not living things.

"Ding... Revenge on Jia Geng is successful. Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Grandmaster Cooking Skill Book."

Instructions for use: Click on the text with your mind to instantly acquire master cooking skills.

"Ding... Revenge on Xu Damao is successful. Congratulations to the host for obtaining a bottle of beauty potion."

Note: Beauty potion, as the name suggests, has the effect of beautifying the face. It is produced by the system and must be a high-quality product, sour, sweet and a little salty.

Directions for use: Open the bottle and take immediately.

As the electronic sound fell, a storage space appeared in He Yuzhu's mind. In the space, there was a master cooking skill book and a bottle of beauty potion.

"Hey Hey…"

“Quack, quack, quack…”

"Ha ha ha ha…"

"I, He Yuzhu, will kill anyone who stands in my way in this life, and I will kill Buddhas if they stand in my way..."

"Qin Huairu, Yi Zhonghai, Bang Geng, Jia Zhangshi... prepare to face my most violent revenge!"

Seeing He Yuzhu's almost crazy laughter and hysterical roar, Ma Hua and Liu Lan were trembling with fear.

Liu Lan swallowed and stammered, "Ma Hua, go and see if your master is possessed by a ghost?"

Ma Hua trembled all over, shook his head like a rattle, and said in a trembling voice: "I dare not, I'm afraid!"

Liu Lan said angrily: "You are a grown man, what are you afraid of? Besides, Sha Zhu is your master, can he really kill you?"

Ma Hua was dissatisfied and said, "Why don't you go?"

"You ask me, a woman, to do something like this. Do you think it's appropriate?" Liu Lan's eyes were full of contempt.

"Sister Lan, my master likes widows and won't do anything to you!" Ma Hua instigated.

Liu Lan was furious when she heard this, and said coldly: "You can go or not, anyway, Sha Zhu is not my master, whether he gets into trouble or not has nothing to do with me..."

Ma Hua was a man who respected teachers. After hearing what Liu Lan said, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and trembled as he approached He Yuzhu, saying with concern on his face:

"Master, are you okay?"

He Yuzhu raised his eyes and met Ma Hua who looked anxious. He restrained his expression and evaded the question: "What can I do? I just laughed a few times to practice my voice."

Ma Hua and Liu Lan breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this.

Ma Hua was simple-minded and careless, and did not notice anything unusual about He Yuzhu, but Liu Lan was a woman with a delicate mind, and she quickly discovered what was different about He Yuzhu.

"Shazhu, there's something wrong with you!" Liu Lan looked at He Yuzhu with a scrutinizing expression.

He Yuzhu was panicked when he heard this, but he said calmly, "Psycho, you are the one who is wrong."

Liu Lan was unmoved and stared at He Yuzhu. "Silly Zhu, there is definitely something wrong with you. You treated Bang Geng more like your own son before, but today you treated him like the enemy who killed your father. If we hadn't stopped you, you would have definitely beaten him to death."

He Yuzhu also realized that his change was too fast. If he didn't explain, Liu Lan would definitely continue to be suspicious.

He Yuzhu's eyes rolled around, and he immediately came up with an idea. He said indignantly, "I'm just mad that Qin Huairu and her family are plotting against me like fools."

Liu Lan's eyes were gleaming with gossip. "Silly Zhu, what's going on? Tell me quickly."

Seeing Liu Lan's eyes full of excitement, He Yuzhu's mouth twitched.

He Yuzhu knew that Liu Lan was a well-known gossip in the factory. Whatever happened in the kitchen today, she would tell the whole factory tomorrow. However, he could use Liu Lan's big mouth to expose the true face of Qin the Poisonous Woman.

He Yuzhu regained his consciousness and said with a sad face, "I was kind-hearted. Seeing that Qin Huairu's husband had died and she had an evil mother-in-law and three burdens, I spared no effort to help them. I didn't expect that what I got in return was not gratitude, but endless calculations. They even wanted me to have no children or grandchildren and become a family without descendants."

"What? No more descendants? I didn't expect Widow Qin to be so vicious. Master, I will go and help you get revenge now..."

Upon hearing this, Ma Hua's face turned pale, veins bulged on his forehead, and he clenched his fists, saying that he was going to fight Widow Qin to the death.

Liu Lan hurriedly grabbed Ma Hua and said, "Why are you so anxious? Listen to what your master has to say..."