Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

"Today is a good day."

"Whatever you dream of can come true."

"Tomorrow will be another good day."

"Time can't wait."

"Today and tomorrow are both good days."

"We are enjoying peace in a prosperous era."

……

He Yuzhu rode his bike, sang a song, and came to Beihai Park with a happy face.

Beihai Park, Longze Pavilion.

He Yuzhu saw from afar Ran Qiuye sitting in the pavilion reading a book. The sunlight shone on her face through the gaps in the leaves, and her beautiful face contrasted with each other. The breeze blew up the tips of her hair and brushed across her face, forming a beautiful picture. He Yuzhu was a little mesmerized unknowingly.

After a while, He Yuzhu's mouth curled up slightly. The last time he came here, he waited for a girl for a whole morning. This time when he came here, there was a woman waiting for him foolishly.

He Yuzhu approached Ran Qiuye quietly, and after a moment, he came quietly behind her. He suddenly stretched out his hands to cover her eyes, and said in a low voice: "Guess who I am?"

Ran Qiuye shuddered all over and bit He Yuzhu's hand.

"what!"

He Yuzhu suddenly felt so much pain that his facial features turned bitter and he grimaced.

Ran Qiuye looked up and saw that it was He Yuzhu, then he let go of his mouth, picked up the book that fell on the ground, and kept hitting He Yuzhu, angrily saying:

"I'll beat you to death if you scare me!"

He Yuzhu was beaten so hard that he ran away in panic. In a panic, he grabbed Ran Qiuye's hand and begged for mercy: "Qiuye, stop hitting me, I was wrong!"

With both hands grabbed by He Yuzhu, Ran Qiuye's pretty face instantly turned red like a monkey's butt, and she moaned in a mosquito-like voice: "Let go!"

Looking at Ran Qiuye's shy face, He Yuzhu couldn't help but feel excited, and suddenly had an urge to kiss her pretty face.

He Yuzhu hurriedly shook off the crazy thoughts in his mind. Now was not like the future where people could kiss freely on the streets.

Nowadays, if you dare to kiss someone in public, you will be considered a hooligan by the enthusiastic crowd and will be taken to the police station.

When Ran Qiuye saw He Yuzhu staring at her in a daze, a hint of sweetness flashed through her heart, and she said coquettishly: "Why don't you let go!"

He Yuzhu woke up as if from a dream, and quickly let go, then pretended to be in pain and said: "Qiu Ye, you are too cruel, you hit me so hard that my whole body hurts!"

Ran Qiuye showed a trace of embarrassment on his face, and then he said angrily: "Who told you to scare me!"

He Yuzhu smiled bitterly and said, "I just wanted to play a joke on you, but I didn't expect you to be so cruel. You almost bit my palm until it bled."

Ran Qiuye said with a worried look on his face: "Let me see it quickly!"

He Yuzhu didn't act pretentiously and simply stretched out his right hand in front of Ran Qiuye. Ran Qiuye looked closely and saw two rows of deep teeth marks.

Ran Qiu said distressedly: "Brother He, does it hurt?"

He Yuzhu teased, "Just blow it on me and it won't hurt!"

Ran Qiuye scolded, "Hate it! Brother He, why don't we go to the hospital?"

He Yuzhu said with an exaggerated expression: "Are you kidding? I am a seven-foot-tall man, how can I go to the doctor just for such a minor injury?"

Ran Qiuye rolled her eyes at him charmingly and said with a pout, "You just know how to show off!"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "That's really not necessary. Qiuye, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long."

Ran Qiuye glanced at him and pouted, "You still know? Why did you come so late?"

He Yuzhu said helplessly: "Don't mention it! I could have come earlier, but when I went home to deliver food to the old lady, I was pestered by the widow Qin!"

Ran Qiuye frowned slightly, "Widow Qin, why are you pestering me again?"

He Yuzhu said with a gloomy face: "Why else? She wants my lunch box. My two lunch boxes are for the old lady's lunch, but she wants to snatch them and give them to Banggeng. Do you think I can agree to this?"

Ran Qiuye said angrily: "This Qin Huairu is really shameless..."

He Yuzhu waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's not talk about him anymore. I find it disgusting. Let's go boating!"

Ran Qiuye smiled sweetly, "Okay!"

The sunshine in April is neither too hot nor too cold, and it feels warm on people. The wind in April is warm and gentle, brushing gently across your cheeks, as if it can blow away all your fatigue and make you feel relaxed.

With mountains, water and beautiful women, He Yuzhu felt relaxed and happy, and he began to hum a song unconsciously:

"Let's paddle together."

"The boat pushes away the waves."

"The beautiful white tower is reflected on the sea."

“It’s surrounded by green trees and red walls.”

……

The song "Let's Row the Boat Together" was composed for Beihai Park. In the near future, it seems that a bronze sculpture of "Let's Row the Boat Together" will be erected on the west bank of the lake in Beihai Park.

He Yuzhu started singing, and Ran Qiuye began to hum along.

After the song was over, the two smiled at each other. At this moment, there seemed to be an indescribable emotion flowing in their eyes.

Ran Qiuye's eyes sparkled as she said excitedly, "Brother He, your voice is really good. You can recite poetry well, and sing even better."

He Yuzhu touched his nose and said with a smile: "It's okay!"

Happy times always pass quickly, and in the blink of an eye it was already six o'clock.

Ran Qiuye followed He Yuzhu onto the shore with a look of satisfaction, and said expectantly, "Brother He, how about we go to the movies? I heard there's a new movie coming out recently."

"No problem, but it's already past six o'clock, and it will probably be eight o'clock after the movie. It will be dark by then. Aren't you afraid that I will do something to you?" He Yuzhu smiled evilly.

Ran Qiuye was not afraid at all. He raised his little fist and said proudly, "I am very powerful. If you dare to do something bad to me, I will beat you up!"

Looking at Ran Qiuye's cute appearance, He Yuzhu couldn't help but burst into laughter, "Lady, spare my life, I will go to the movies with you right away!"

Ran Qiuye smiled and said fiercely, "Stop talking nonsense and hurry up! I didn't ride a bike today. Did you?"

He Yuzhu nodded and bowed, "Lady, I rode a bicycle and parked it outside the south gate of the park."

In order to ensure the safety of tourists and the order of the park, bicycles are not allowed into Beihai Park and must be parked outside the park.

Ran Qiuye said in a commanding tone: "Lead the way!"

After a while, He Yuzhu brought Ran Qiuye to the place where the bicycles were parked.

He Yuzhu opened the bicycle chain, raised his legs and sat on the bicycle, and said flatteringly: "Lady, please get on the bike!"

Ran Qiuye glanced at He Yuzhui and quickly sat on the back seat of the bicycle, but at this moment she didn't know where to put her hands.

People of this era are more conservative, and she was too embarrassed to hug He Yuzhu's waist.

He Yuzhu seemed to see Ran Qiuye's embarrassment, patted his lower back, smiled gently and said: "Miss Ran, hold my waist, we Jianghe children are not fussy about trivial matters."

Ran Qiuye's pretty face flushed. After thinking for a while, she finally didn't dare to hug He Yuzhu's waist. Instead, she grabbed his clothes around his waist and shouted, "Let's go!"