Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

sunset.

He Yuzhu and Liu Haizhong rode their bicycles, talking and laughing as they headed home.

When the two arrived at the gate of the courtyard, they saw Yi Zhonghai lying on a cart being pulled back.

He Yuzhu said jokingly, "Uncle Yi, why did you get out of the hospital so soon? Why didn't you stay in the hospital for a few more days?"

"I was just discussing with an old man about taking some time to visit you on behalf of the neighbors."

Liu Haizhong immediately agreed, "Yes! Lao Yi, you can't even walk now, why are you in such a hurry to be discharged from the hospital?"

"You, Old Yi, are not short of money, so why do you care about the small hospital bill?"

He Yuzhu said in a lecturing tone: "Uncle Yi, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but money is not as important as health. Health is the capital of revolution. You left the hospital in such a hurry. What if something unexpected happens?"

Liu Haizhong rubbed his hands secretly and said, "Old Yi! What's the point of saving so much money? You have no children, can you take the money into the coffin when you die?"

Xu Damao said jokingly, "Uncle Yi, what Uncle Yi said is right. You have no children, so there is no need to save money. You and Aunt Yi should enjoy life as it is, eat and drink as it is, so that your life will not be in vain."

He Yuzhu saw that Yi Zhonghai's face was becoming more and more gloomy, and added sinisterly:

"Uncle Yi, if you really want to have money after you die, I can ask Xu Damao to burn some paper money for you during the Qingming and Double Ninth Festivals. You really don't need to bring real money into the coffin..."

Xu Damao said angrily: "He Yuzhu, why do you want me to burn paper for Yi Zhonghai on Qingming Festival and Double Ninth Festival?"

At this time, Yi Zhonghai's face was ashen, his chest and abdomen were heaving violently, and he was obviously very angry. He Yuzhu pretended not to see it and continued:

"Doesn't Mr. Yi have no children? What's wrong with asking you to burn some paper money for him?"

Xu Damao was furious and said, "Whether he has children or not is none of my business. I am not his son, so why should I burn paper for him?"

He Yuzhu smiled calmly, "Xu Damao, although you are not Master Yi's son, you can recognize him as your godfather!"

"As long as you acknowledge Yi Zhonghai as your godfather, all his property will be yours after he dies. All you have to do is burn some paper money for him during the Qingming and Double Ninth Festivals. This deal will definitely pay off!"

When Yan Bugui heard this, he thought, isn't this a way to wipe out the whole family? How can I be left out of such a good thing?

"Old Yi, Xu Damao is not a good person, but my Yan Jiefang is kind-hearted and grateful. Why don't you adopt him as your adopted son?"

"As long as you accept Jiefang as your adopted son, he will burn paper for you not only on Qingming Festival and Double Ninth Festival, but also on the first and fifteenth day of every lunar month after you are a hundred years old."

Yan Bugui is smart, and the others are not stupid either.

"Old Yi, don't trust Old Yan. His family is so stingy that they will never burn paper for you after you die. My eldest son is excellent in both character and study. He is definitely the best candidate for you to adopt as your adopted son."

"Lao Yi, my second son is kind and generous..."

"Lao Yi, my eldest brother is honest and trustworthy..."

"Lao Yi, my eldest brother is very generous and kind..."

"Lao Yi, my second son is kind and generous..."

Xu Damao roared, his eyes full of determination as he said, "No one is allowed to compete with me for this position. I, Xu Damao, will definitely be Master Yi's adopted son."

As soon as Xu Damao finished speaking, everyone refuted.

"Who do you think you are, Xu Damao? Why do you think you are the winner?"

"That's right, don't you know what kind of person you are, Xu Damao? What qualifications do you have to be Master Yi's adopted son?"

"Master Yi, Xu Damao is a born rebel, just like Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, who specializes in killing his adoptive father. You must not be fooled by him!"

"Uncle, you know me well. I have been kind since I was a child. As long as you accept me, I will definitely serve you wholeheartedly, take care of you and take care of you until the end of your life!"

Xu Damao didn't hesitate to do anything. He knelt down in front of the cart and said loudly, "Godfather, please accept my greetings!"

Seeing this, others followed suit.

"My foster father is here, please accept my child's respect!"

"My foster father is here, please accept my child's respect!"

Yi Zhonghai on the cart saw so many people vying to worship him as their foster father. Instead of being happy, his face turned red, veins popped out on his neck, and he pointed at Xu Damao and others with trembling arms, saying tremblingly:

"You...you...you are shameless..."

Yi Zhonghai spoke intermittently and then fainted.

"Father, what's wrong with you?"

Liu Haizhong sighed and said, "Old Yi's mental quality is too poor. He was so happy that he fainted."

He Yuzhu clicked his tongue twice and said seriously:

"Uncle Yi, I completely understand Uncle Yi. Uncle Yi never had a son in his life, and he almost went crazy missing him. Now that he's old, he suddenly has so many adopted sons. It's normal for him to faint due to excessive joy."

Li Guifang was furious and yelled at Liu Haizhong and He Yuzhu: "Liu Haizhong, He Yuzhu, you two bastards, is Old Yi so happy that he fainted? He was obviously pissed off by you two."

Liu Haizhong said with a straight face: "Sister-in-law, I don't like what you said. We are obviously concerned about Lao Yi's health. When have we ever made him angry?"

He Yuzhu echoed, "Yes! Aunt Yi, Uncle Yi and I have always been thinking about Uncle Yi. When did we get angry with him?"

"Even if Master Yi didn't faint from happiness, he must have fainted because his body wasn't fully recovered..."

Liu Haizhong said earnestly, "Sister-in-law, you are really something. Old Yi is ignorant, but are you also ignorant?"

"Old Yi is so seriously injured, how can you agree to let him leave the hospital? Isn't this nonsense?"

Li Guifang was so angry at the two people's counter-attack that she trembled all over and roared hysterically:

"Whether my old Yi is discharged from the hospital or not is none of your business. You are just meddling in other people's business. Get as far away from me as possible, you bastards with no conscience."

"Go away if you want to. Do you think I care about Yi Zhonghai?"

"A dog bites Lu Dongbin, who doesn't know the kindness of a good person..."

"Bah, what kind of thing is this, repaying kindness with enmity?"

He Yuzhu spat and strode into the courtyard.

"You ignorant and stupid woman who can't tell right from wrong. After Lao Yi dies, I, Liu Haizhong, won't say a word."

After Liu Haizhong finished cursing, he followed He Yuzhu's footsteps and entered the courtyard.

Li Guifang behind him was so angry that she jumped up and down, but she could do nothing but keep the hatred in her heart.

He Yuzhu and Liu Haizhong in the yard looked at each other and both smiled with gloating.

Liu Haizhong said with a wicked smile: "Zhu Zi, you are such a bad boy, you almost pissed Yi Zhonghai off to death!"

He Yuzhu said modestly: "Uncle, this is all your credit. I dare not take credit for it."

Liu Haizhong glared at He Yuzhu and said with a hint of worry, "Zhuzi, I hope Yi Zhonghai won't get mad at us!"

He Yuzhu said with a relaxed look on his face: "Don't worry, Yi Zhonghai is fat and healthy, this little bit of damage is nothing to him!"